We are Alex, Jo and Faz (Nonna DiNozzo, Jojo and Faz Cullen)

We're 18, live in Australia and have the most awesome friends in the world who'll read anything we'll put in front of them. We love our stories and love to get feedback..that's why we do it at the end of it all...love all our fans and lots of love to our family and friends...

Like:

TWILIGHT!! Edward, Jacob (we can't decide between the two) Emmet, Maths (when it's cancelled), Politics, Graphic design and reading fanfics. NCIS!!(Best show in the WHOLE WORLD. Tate forever) Chocolat and anything Nonna cooks. SALAMI!! Tony. The Mighty Ducks, Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, CHERUB, Evernight, House of Night and anything vampire related...

Dislike:

Victoria, James, Laurent, The Volturi, Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, people who throw popcorn at the screen at movies (JUST EAT IT!!!), pepsi and pretty much anything that is a ridclous shade of pink and covered with a crazy amount of floral designs. Ari, bitches/sluts, people who think they are FULLY WOG!!(Alex's contribution.) Also we hate it when poeple think Ziva belongs to Tony! (Actually we're kinda growing to this on, they are just so cute and Kate has been gone for 5 seasons) Camp food.(Thank God for Alex's Nonna), Twilight noobs (you know who you are), working long shifts (Faz's addition), yr 9's with severe attitude problems and that looming question of "what do you want to do with your life?" WE DONT KNOW!!

Nationality:

Jo - Greek, Italian and Aussie (confused)

Faz - Let's get started shall we...English, Irish, Scottish, Canadian, American, Welsh, Isle of Man, Aussie and God knows what else!(She's a child of the world)

Alex - Fully Wog Bro... I mean Italian to the max.

Quotes:

Never take life too seriously, Noboby gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Best Movie quotes:

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather

"We're on a mission from God" The Blues Brothers

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner" Dirty Dancing

"Carpe diem! Seize the day, boys" Dead Poet's Society

"You're terrible, Muriel" Muriel's Wedding

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" Gone With The Wind

"I have a friend in Rome named Biggthus Dickthus." Moonty Python, Life of Brian

"Go ahead, make my day" Sudden Impact

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"Dirty Harry

"You can't handle the truth!" A Few Good Men

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?" Taxi Driver

Gibbs' Rules:

Never screw over your partner.
1) Never let suspects stay together.
2) Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
3) Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
3) Never be unreachable.
4) Never say you are sorry, it's a sign of weakness.
4) Best way to keep a secret - keep it to yourself; second best - tell one other person, if you must; there is no third best.
7) Always be specific when you lie.
8) Never take anything for granted
9) Never go anywhere without a knife.
12) Never date a co-worker.
18) It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
22) Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
23) Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.