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 Name: Abby Age: private. those who know me personaly know, but its not a cncern to anyone else gender: what do you think? other websites: deviantart(chibi197), max-dan-wiz.com, youtube(vampiricfurry), fandoms: Maximum ride,sonic,star wars, lucky star, higurashi, mermaid melody, full metal alchemist, ext music: all books: most any non boring books movies: yellow submarine, and any comedy/horror/action For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I wear BRACELETS, so I MUST be hiding my cuts. I copied and pasted this. I must be againts stereotypes. But of course. None of us believe in stereotypes. Right? Hypocrites are just as bad PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it My name is Sarah If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile. If you want poser to get a life, copy and paste this on your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. (Long story including: me pissed off, and an exteremly annoying girl...) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually), Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (It was fun so i did it again, and again, and again...), hxcb (i really have no reason for doing it. it just kinda happened...over and over and over), silvershadow37 (I was tired and was trying to prove a point to my friend by stomping off...and as you read it didn't go so well..), whatever95 (my advice, look where you step...) Ripped Into Pieces, vampiric-furry568 If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict, crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coco Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! (well not completely useless ;-) Bellaness) If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass / screen door copy this into your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Hey Lavender, ya still wanna call Ron Won Won? Yeah, thought not! If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. What can ya do? If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, ;-) Bellane, RippedIntoPieces If you think that MAXIMUM RIDE is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl, Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, ;-) Bellaness, RippedIntoPieces If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! A stranger stabs you in the front A friend stabs you in the back A boyfriend stabs your heart Best Friends only poke each other with straws Some good advice. No; #1; Love your enemies; it really pisses them off! No; #2; Smile; it creeps people out. No;#3; Don't hate people. Were all big hypocrites really I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, KestrelWings, vampiric-furry568 Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, eaglegal4, MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR, KestrelWings, vampiric-furry568 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliche, skittles31, KestrelWings, vampiric-furry568 If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you want wings and would do anything to get them, Copy and paste this onto your profile If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile! ()_(/) If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi If you think flaming/reporting someones story just because it has bad spelling or its a funny list is wrong, copy and paste this onto your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your brain is slowly turning into custard, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think pikachus are cute, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we messed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Comforts you if you've been dumped Best Friend: Helps you beat the stupid git up. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever I ran with scissors, and lived! I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. Did you know chocolate is poisonous. The leathal dose is 22 pounds...I'm screwed. I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? They laugh because we're losers... I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you? Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate. One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. People are like slinkies, their pretty much useless, but its still fun to push them down stairs. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow. I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look, a kitty!! Why don't you ever see the headline: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why do Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, (\)_(/) Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G how awesometastical is that? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. Three of us disagree with that, the fourth is undecided. Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. |
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