Hey there people. What goes on?

The Best Quote Of All Time:Going to war for peace is like having sex for virginty.-Unknown

About me:

Loves: reading, hanging out with friends, goofing off with friends, being on computer, listening to ipod,acting like a crazy person with said friends

Hates: math, people who think they are better then me, Twlight, it when they make a movie out of a book or T.V. show and don't follow the book or show. (Like how Annabeth doesn't have blond hair or gray eyes in Pecry Jackson the movie.)

T.V. Show/Moive/Books That I Love With All My Heart

(shows) Avatar: The Last Airbender. X-men: Evolution, N.C.I.S., Stack Shock (moives) Percy Jackson the Lighting Theif, X-Men1.5, X2, X-Men: The Last Stand, Fried Up, Peter Pan1&2, The Little Marmaid1&2 The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Goonies , How To Train Your Dragon (books) The Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson and the Olympian, Uglies books,The Dreamhouse Kings, The Chronicels of Vladimiar Tod, How To Train Your Dragon,

Shipings I Aprove

Avatar the Last Airbender:

Zuko&Katara- Zutara

Sokka&Toph-Tokka

Aang&On Ji (the girl he meets in The Headband)

Jet&Azula (Yes. I know Jet is "dead", but it was very unclear if he died or not)

Iroh& a nice steaming cup of Jasmaine Tea

Ozai&Death

X-Men Evolution:

Remy&Rouge- Romey

John&Wanda- Jonda

Kurt&Kitty- Kuriy

Sisters Grimm:

Puck&Sibrina

Percy Jackson and the Olympains:

Percy&Annabeth

Charlie&Silena

Big Time Rush:

Logan&Camllie

iCarly:

Freddie&Sam

Fav. Quotes

Comedy is just a funny way of being serious.

My favorite number in the alphant is green.

Don't hit kids. No really they hve guns now!

I am the coolest dork you shall ever meet.

When nothing goes right go left.

I am the Muffin Queen don't question my fluffly golden brown authority!

I tried sniffing Coke but the ice cibes got stuck up my nose.

Every cookie is a suger cookie. A cookie without suger is called a cracker.

X-Men Evolution Quotes

Tell me somrthing boys. Why are you such losterz? We aren't losters the X-Men are just winners. It all evens out. -Gambitt and Toad

Hello, Kitty. Good-bye, Kitty. Busy. Busy.- Kurt

Chicks dig The Blue and Fuzzy One.- Kurt

We're not the only mutans in school anymore. Yeah just the cool one.- Scott and Evan

Avatar the Last Airbender Quotes

Zuko-You're the avatar? You're just a kid. Aang-Well you're just a teengaer.

You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.- Zuko to Katara

I'm just a guy...with a boomerang...i didn't ask for...all this magic...and flying!- Sokka

Sokka-What is that? Aang- This Appa, my flying bison. Sokka-Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Zuko-Er, what would Uncle say? . . . Sometimes clouds have two parts, a dark and light. And a sliver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So. . . when life seems hard. . . take a bite if the silver sandwich. Sokka-Maybe we havn't failed after all! Zuko-That's the spirit. I can't belive that worked.I didn't know what i was saying! Sokka- No, what you said made no sense at all. But look it's Suki!

Sisters Grimm Quotes

"I could lure him upstairs and push him out a window." Puck~ The Sisters Grimm: TUS

"This is your fault!" "My fault? How is this my fault?" "If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have two million zombie bunnies chasing after us!" "Guys?" "Well how was I suppose to know the kid was mentally unhinged?" "I don't know, maybe when we found him running from a dead body?" "Guys?" "What?!" "LOOK OUT!" Sabrina, Puck, and Daphne~ The Sisters Grimm: The Unusual Suspects

"I've seen inside the thing they call a 'purse.' It is filled with all kinds of toxic sprays and pointy things they wouldn't hesitate to unleash on us." Puck~The Sisters Grimm: TPC

"You killed a person and from what I hear, that's illegal these days." Puck~ The Sisters Grimm: TUS

Pecry Jackson and the Olympians

"The last one to see this camp... Which one was it?" "That boy in Colorado. You turned him into a jackalope." "Ah, yes. I enjoy making jackalope." Artemis and Zoë~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians:TTC

"He went asking quetions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)" Percy~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians:TTC

"Wow. Apollo is hot." "He is the son god." "That's not what I meant." Thalia and Percy~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians:TTC

"I feel a haiku coming on." The Hunters all groaned. Apparently they'd met Apollo before. "Green grass breaks through the snow. Artemis please for my help. I am so cool." "That was only four syllables." "Was it?" "Yes, what about I am so big-headed?" "No, no, that's six syllables. Hmm." "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku faze ever since he has visited Japan. 'Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a goddess from Sparta--" "I got it! I am so awesome. That's five syllables." Apollo, Artemis, and Zoë~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians:TTC

"I'd love to tell you that I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to tearms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!" Percy~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians:TLT

"And so… hypothetically, if these two people like each other, what would it take to get the supid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh… Um…" Rachel and Percy~ Percy Jackson and the Olympians:TLO

Utter Randomness

THINGS THAT ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN FERRYPORT LANDING

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women"

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren't really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after"

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver's licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any "anti-aging" products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I've been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

THINGS I'VE DONE SINCE I'VE READ THE SISTERS GRIMM BOOKS...

1. I've been sleeping on the trampoline more.

2. I've been stalking Michael Buckley.

3. I've been learning to play the flute.

4. I've been wanting to try purple pancakes.

5. I've braided my hair in to french braids.

6. I'v been wanting a wooden sword.

7. I've been talking to my mirror.

8. I've been trying to walk into my mirror, with no sucsess.

9. I've thought about handcuffing my self to my crush.

10. I've been trying to sign up for Snow Whites karate class.

11. I've been on the look out for giant witch robots.

12. I've started calling my Uncle Jason, 'U.J'.

13. I've been searching the radio for the 'Dr. Cindy show'.

14. I keep trying to sneek out of the house without my parents knowing so i can call myself 'Queen of Sneaks.'

15. I want to marry a blonde guy with green eyes.

16. I've been reading 'The Brothers Grimm book of fairytales'.

17. I've made theme songs for the characters.

18. I've really been wanting a little sister.

19. I've thought about who my fairy tale parents are.

20. I sleep with the Sisters Grimm books by my bedside.

21. I've been watching out for bright lights.

22. I've read 'A Midsummer's Nights Dream' at least twice.

23. I daydream about Puck and Peter Pan duking it out.

24. I want some pink insect wings.

25. I REALLY want a werewolf as a body guard.

26. I've sent Michael Buckley at least five e-mails.

27. Three of those emails were about Puck and Sabrina.

28. I want the number of Peter Ferguson. (the guy who illustratats the books)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Come on! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! That's the good shit!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say “Run, bitch, run!”

FRIENDS: Bail you outa prison.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you’re in there.

FRIENDS:Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS:Are offend when you make fun of them.
BEST FRIENDS:Kick your ass and all is forgiven.

FRIENDS:Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Will be next to you singing a jail song.

FRIENDS:Will tell you forget it when you want to vandalize somebody's house.
BEST FRIENDS:Are the one's getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS:Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS:Are jumping right after you.

FRIENDS:Will look at you like your crazy when you tell them your an alien from outer space.
BEST FRIEND:Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet the mothership.

FRIENDS:Will crack under interrogation.
BESTFRIENDS:Will keep their mouth shut, and help you hide the body.

FRIENDS:Will sit by the pool with you when it is "the time of the mounth".
BESTFRIENDS:Will throw a tampon at you then push you into the pool.

FRIENDS:Will sit and cry with you when another girl kisses the boy you like.
BESTFRIENDS:Will be killing the slut who kissed the boy you like.

Teacher- Life sucks, love sucks, everything sucks. Get used to it. Me- It may all suck to you, Old Man, but to me everythings is just anouther challenge.

Girly Girl-Omg! My pants have dirt on them!! I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!! Me- #ROLLS IN MUD# You guys just don't get it.

Girly Girl-Ew, whats with your face? Me-It's called a REAL smile, you should try it some time.

Girly Girls- Heehee heehee! Me- BWAHAAHAHAHA SNORT hAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!! DROOLS A LITTLE

Girly Girl-Oh, heeeeey Boy! winks me- Yo, man hows it going? Smiles

Girly Girl- Of course I get out of bed looking this good! Me- I get out of bed and look like the boogie monster.

girly Girl- Sleeps perfectly like sleeping beauty Me- Snores loudly, kicks the sheet off, almost drowns in drool

Spoiled brat- But mom!! EVERYONE has an Iphone, and I don't! IT"S NOT FAIR!! Spoiled brats mom- No, Sweetie. Spoiled brat- I HATE YOU! YOU DONT LOVE MEEEEE!! "crys" Me- Hey mom, can I get this book? Mom- No. Me- Okay. do you see the differences here?

Dad-look, fairytales ARE NOT REAL, got it? Me-Yeah, i get it... mumbles 'My pet Griffin would so eat you right now!' Dad- what? Me- Love you dad!

Aunt- look, Kitty is in a better place now, okay? Me- Nu uh, its in hole in the ground with worms eating him. Aunt- Who took your soul?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone across the face.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.