Random Stuff:

Hey, I'm Aella Rosalina and of course its not my real name. I loathe my real name...

I'm 18 and a girl. I'm 5'4, 120 pounds. I have curly reddish-blonde hair that can be described as bushy, unmanageable, difficult, temperamental... pure evil to deal with on bad days. Its just past my shoulders when I don't straighten and defrizz it, and to my elbows straightened. I love it when it works... despise it when it doesn't. I have pale skin, almond-shaped blue eyes (also known as squinty), full lips, and a slender figure. I'm planning on dying my hair black, with frost tips, blue, pink and purple streaks, then straightening it.

I love music, but can't sing or dance.

I absolutely have no life outside of a temp job, some social life, and my writing. Writing is my life, and I'm hoping to make it my job.

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Unthinkable Notice:

I deleted my fanfiction for Grimm. I apologize to those who liked it, but as I am entering a competition that could win me 20,000 euros if I complete it and turn it into a book (unrelated to Grimm), I needed to get rid of it so I wouldn't be accused of plagiarizing my own work. The other competition is called a Literary Blockbuster, which I'm entering the same work in. If you're in America, PM me if interested in the second one. I'm recommending the site and the PDF they have to anyone who wants to write a brilliant bestselling novel. And also: Cracking the Code of The Twentieth Century's Biggest Bestsellers... check it out. I'm in the process of reading it, but it's helped me. Which leads me to an announcement: I will rewrite most of my fictions, so each chapter I update will be redone unless I'm in love with it. So... it may be confusing, but I will tell you guys when I do in advance, as well as title the chapter Redone! No, I am not getting paid to recommend it. Sadly.

I also have an account on adult fanfiction . net, same name without spaces.

I have my own community with my favorite Dark Harry fanfictions.

Favorite Pairings for HP

SSHP

LVHP

DMHP

HPHG

TRHP

LMHP

FWDM

GeWDM

SSDM

LVDM

TRDM

RLDM

SBDM

RLHP

SBHP

LVBL

SSLE

or any combination minus incest.Yeah, I'm kind of a slash and femslash fan, but I read some het couples and write them as well.

Favorite Grimm Pairings:

NBAS (NOT ENOUGH OF THEM! MAKE SOME MORE. PLEASE!)

Favorite Alex Rider Pairings:

Yassen/Alex

Any of the K-Unit/ Alex

I love fem Alex, but male Alex is amazing too. I tend to like SCORPIA wayyyyyyy too much. I just love the Dark Side... no, not because they have cookies.Also, K-Unit adopts.guards Alex is another favorite.

About My Stories:

Cry For Me Baby is just an excuse for me to make OOC random characters to laugh at. It is in no way meant to be serious, just entertainment. Its a redo of a friends's fic, but it quickly became my own insane moutain dew-induced story. It will be featured uncensored on aff.net. Its featured in communities on this site: The Hidden Vault, and Harry Potter and...

I'm proud of that.

Fatal Flaws Prompt is just a series of HP prompts. Someone, please, please take one on. If you do, PM me so I know.

The Act is now over a hundred pages. It'll be around 800 or more pages when it's done. I update it as fast as possible, meaning up to 5 times a week. Then life catches up to me and I take a week to two weeks until updating. The summary has changed. It is now HGHP and LVHP (soon). Severus will just be a mentor. I tried him out for a pairing, but Voldemort (in his human form that looks about 20 years old) is the best match, along with my Hermione. I have everything outlined... then my imagination takes over and I redo and scrap chapters. I've redone the outlines about 15 times now, and rewrote over 40 pages, multiple times. I combined two books for the first year, so at year 3, I need to come up with a whole new book.

My other stories: Desire (Multi Pairings, Harry Potter series) is a collection of oneshots that are unrelated and basically there for me to improve my lemon and lime writing, which means... its not on this site. Its odd pairings that I happen to love, or want to challenge me. PM me if you have a pairing you like and want me to write. Go forth, my fans, to my other site I'm on (adult fanfiction . net) to read plotless smut. This will be updated slowly and on the backseat. The Act is my favorite, and this one is fine, but because this one barely has a plot and is mainly lemons... I'm going to write it SLOWLY!

In process of being written:

As a humor fic/ parody, I had one for Harry Potter and Uglies/Pretties/Specials that I think I'll post on here. Its really a crack!fic, full of slash. Pairing is Tom/Draco (basically, the world of Harry Potter and the other series are combined). Draco is a pretty that found a way to stay bubbly and clear-headed forever: cutting. However, he catches the attention of Tom and must fool him into thinking he's not worth his time. Tom isn't fooled, and forces Draco to go to one of the most unbubbly schools ever: Hogwarts. Did I mention its the academy where specials are trained?

Temporary Bliss (Alex Rider/Ben) is one I wrote years ago that I will rewrite (see a common theme?). It originally was titled Mutiny Below (its a song by Ludo, no dirty thoughts people), and was a songfic for the Alex Rider series. Now its based on the song Temporary Bliss (The Cab) and Mutiny Below (Ludo). I repeated myself. Alex and Ben used to be a couple, until Alex was forced to cheat on him by the heads of M16. They split and Ben never wanted to see Alex again. They're forced to work together as a couple during a mission along with the rest of the K-Unit.

I have several sketches of Alex Rider fanfictions that I want to make into fanfictions, but will tell you about them later.

Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Put this on your wall if you hate sterotypes, and put in bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'M A GUY AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (only part)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist