I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

She had been told many times to look at things from a different angle. Somehow, looking up at the Sandaime Hokage-a character from Naruto-at her position of roughly five inches tall on his desk, she thinks this isn't what they meant. Adaptable!Smart!Oc! Slow burn! I do not own Naruto but I own my OC.

A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!

16-year-old Sawada Tsunami wakes up one day to find up she now has a sadistic tutor in the form of an infant. Tsuna's hiding a bit of a secret from her family, though. It's not like she could just tell her mother, let alone her father, that she's in charge of a Yakuza group. First attempt at fanfic. Rated for later chapters. Crossposted from AO3. Fem!Tsuna/Guardians eventual rom

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

AU-verse: Zelretch was a certified troll, but even he avoided doing something like colliding four different universes altogether. However, that didn't meant he couldn't enjoy chaos, panic and disorder this new Sky and his Elements left in their wake wherever and whenever they went. Heaven may have mercy on whoever wronged their Sky... because his Elements certainly won't.

Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

DISCONTINUED. I was a mind that remembered more than one life. Physically born as a boy, mentally reawakened as a woman. I am Gokudera Hayato, please call me Aya. Trigger warning: Transphobia, Self-harming, SIOFC!Gokudera, Slash/Het... Kinda? Pairing a secret for now.

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Even when one perfects the art of baking, the results can be surprising. A single moment can render everything inedible. In this analogy, I am the one who fudged up. I am bad at analogies. SI/OC (This story is M for a reason!)

Reincarnation; some believe in it, others don't. When an adult woman is reincarnated within the world of Percy Jackson as a human who can see through the Mist how will she navigate this world filled with monsters, half-bloods, Gods and Goddesses. SI-OC. Rating may change.

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

A drabble. It all began when Arthur entered the well-loved cafe, Selkie's Pot. Now, he was in an affair with the Wizarding World's savior. Read how their romance came to be and how others are slowly SLOWLY picking up on it.

Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn

Once, Harry died in a forest, and that was the start of all his troubles. Not Voldemort, not the Dursleys. Just dying... and then choosing to get up again. Harry goes on an extended holiday to forget everything, but he keeps running into a smooth talking, stylishly dressed stranger. Harry knows he shouldn't, some part of him can't help but enjoy the man's company.

This is the companion/drabble partner to my fic Adoption, which is an OC-insert into the world of KHR into the Hibari family. Fun and misery and fighting under the sun! Read Adoption first though!

Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.

Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)

When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Ignoring the rebirth, I had a peaceful life. School, dyslexia, step-family, ADHD, and camp. Even when Percy Jackson entered Camp Half-Blood, nothing particularly exciting came into my life, but of course, I probably jinxed myself. Self-Insert OC. Eventual romance.

It wasn't exactly a rebirth, but it was equally unpleasant. Let's just say falling sleep a sixteen-year-old fan and waking up a twelve-year-old character is no fun and leave it at that. (T because this is Percy Jackson, guys. Give me a break.)

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.

Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC SLASH AU!4567!

It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!

The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

What if Harry had somehow gotten involved with the mafia after Voldemort's defeat? What if Reborn was just a little too bored? What if the Conqueror met Chaos personified? Harry/Reborn

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Usually, the assassin's left after trying to kill Reborn. Except, all those other assassin's never fell in love with Reborn either. Otherwise known as Love at First Assassination Attempt

Harry just opens a bakery. In Italy. Of course he meets Arcobaleno claiming him as their Sky, an assassin boss with anger issues, your average immortal next-door ramen shop owner, and a friendly family (but not family-friendly) ghost trying to possess his body in dark alleys. Well, at least the scenery is lovely. Mafia Bakery AU. GEN

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

The word 'Unique' is just a kind way of saying 'weird'. If you were to ask the residents of Forks about that one girl with eyes like the Moon and hair like the Midnight Sky, who floated dreamily instead of walked like a normal -sane- person, and who looked through you instead of AT you, well, they'd call her 'unique'. But what they really meant was that she's Batshit Crazy.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.

After being cursed to die, Harry finds the will to live. Sky Arcobaleno!Harry, gen. MOD elements.

I had a feeling in the back of my mind as if something had changed that day. Had I looked around I would have noticed a shadow lurking in the trees and something change in said persons eyes with interest. I might have regretted revealing so much. But I didn't notice, and so I remained blissfully ignorant. Hyuuga/SI/OC

Magic brought Addison from her time to Camelot so Magic should be able to bring her back, except magic is outlawed and anyone who can wield it is dead. So Addison lives, in the Camelot dungeons, enraging Uther, teasing Arthur and making friends out of the servants. But when Merlin comes, the real adventures starts. [Currently rewriting Season 1]

There is a limit to everything. I'm still pushing it. Just don't expect everything to be hunky dory when I inevitably explode in a ball of fire out of angst and resentment. Self-Insert

A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin atop giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. [Slash]

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

In which Tsuna is an amalgamation of Flame and /flame/ and canon is ditched early on. And the only thing Reborn can do when he gets a letter from Vongola is /laugh/. Dabble Style. R27, and tons of backstory. Not in chronological order.

Every King needs their Queen. This sentiment reigns true for the Volturi, Kings of the Vampire World as well. When they were about to give up hope, they found their mate; their queen behind a pair of beautiful hazel eyes. Warning: Dark/Depressing Themes. Smut. Bloodkink. Polygamist pairing Featuring Volturi Kings and OC. More inside.

Almost magic-less, Harry finds himself in a strange world where people can literally burn with colored flames and animals can shape-shift. Why do these things always happen to him? Rated M just in case

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Harriet Potter was done with the Magical world. Done with the whole world. When she learn that there is a possibility for a new life, in a new world, she takes it - and though she doesn't expect to find happiness, at least she will have freedom. KakashixFemHarry

She lived a full life and died a peaceful death only to be reborn in a world she once considered fiction. Akiko chooses not to interfere with what she remembers of the plot and embrace the traditions of the women of her family and wander the lands. This plan ends in tatters when she meets one Kakashi Hatake, whom no matter how she tries to avoid, keeps showing up. SI/OC slow burn!

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

With the belief that reincarnation is a plausible thing to happen, I wasn't exactly surprised to find myself being reborn. However, surprise took place when I found myself being reborn as Nohara Rin out of all people. Perhaps fate had a strange sense of humour. But nevertheless; I am Rin and I'm definitely screwed. SIOC.

Xanxus picks up his first Guardian very early; his father rather wishes he hadn't. Things change accordingly. (SI-OC Fix-it fic. Canon-typical violence and themes, including terrible parenting, organised crime and murder-for-hire. Diverse pairings. Characters discussing mature themes; also fluff, common sense, happy endings.)

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

After Luke's death, two take it especially hard. They sleep together, Hermes deals with the aftermath, Percy doesn't know if he hates or loves Luke or sure where Hermes fits in. Then there's Annabeth. And his sexuality. And everything else. Angsty!Hercy, coming of age and out of the closet for Percy.

He had only come here to fulfill a dying wish from a younger version of himself, to take his place in this world as Sawada Tsunayoshi. That had been fine, boredom plaguing him constantly in his long life as nothing seemed to matter anymore. So when Reborn arrives to train him as Vongola Decimo, he ends up with something a little more. Dark!Tsuna, Dark!Universe, slow R27 COMPLETE

Takeshi, not Tsuna, is the straight man, the sane one of the series. This changes everything (and yet nothing at all).

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

Harry, mid fight against remaining Death Eater factions, finds himself somehow transported to a strange world, Narnia. He learns to live, to love, and eventually to be a little bit selfish. Slash: HP/EP.

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

AU. Sai just wants to play Go. To do so, he needs Shindou Hikaru - a street-smart kid involved in the local crime syndicate who is more concerned with making ends meet than playing games. For both to survive, they may just have to compromise...

While Nohara Rin is passive aggresively trying to shove a middle finger to impossibility, other people are in fact also parts of many possibilities. This is their story. (Collection of sidestories including but not limited to POV, discarded ideas, AUs and self indulgent scenarios from EI)

I was very good at adapting, so being reincarnated as the daughter of Poseidon wasn't too much of a stretch for my imagination. But between Ancient Laws and the dangers a demi-god has to face, will I be able to wrap him around my little finger like I planned to? Self-insert

."That's fine, you can go back to your own ship," Luffy dismissed easily. "But later on, when I become Pirate King, we're getting married!" The declaration held the kind of absolute finality that only Luffy could be capable of, and Law felt his jaw drop.

"If wishes were fishes," she said solemnly, her finger wagging in his face. "We'd all be a Tsunayoshi." He blinked at her then, and asked, "What does that have to do with me cleaning up my side of the room?" She sighed at him. "Silly Tsuna." And as she went about cleaning his side of the room like she always did, he concluded firmly that his imouto was just plain weird. SI Twin-fic

The life of a demigod is short and brutal. Here's to hoping I don't die before I'm at least old enough to get laid. Self-Insert. Reincarnation-fic. Twin-fic. Slow burn.

When the road you're on is already in the verge of crumbling, you could either choose to foolishly continue onward, or turn back and change paths. Harry decided on the latter. MoD!Harry, Slash, LV/HP, MPreg

Giotto couldn't believe it, time-travel just can't be possible. But when an Arcobaleno pays him a visit and presents to him a four-year-old child with big doe-like eyes that creepily and eerily resembles him, all doubts were blown away. Chapter 1: Giotto's Future Son.

I had died, and been reborn into the younger twin sister of a boy named Tsunayoshi. His life is pretty hectic, but I promise to be the best little sister ever, and help him through everything. Even the Mafia. Most Probably One-Shot. Because I got tired of Tsuna having Abusive Twins. Enjoy!

Tsuna was an Angel, clearly. But then, he had a devil for a brother, a not-so-innocent mother, a hacker influenced split personality disorder and self-imposed muteness. With Reborn discovering his family's dirty little secrets as he trains his brother to be a Vongola and his natural gravitation stealing the loyalty of everyone around him, let's just say, let the badassary begin.

Shoujo manga AU! Dame-Tsuna knew his place as the outcast of Namimori High. What he didn't get was why his (only) friend from Midori High was tapping his phone, why his Italian penpal transferred into his school and why the hell the most popular guy in school was asking him out! Well, more like claiming him BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Someone give him his ordinary life back! R27

Swords, beards, Christianity, more swords, more beards, weird pregnant lady, more swords, weird old beard guy. Or, Lily ends up travelling through time and more or less accidentally stealing Merlin's identity. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!

They say that you learn from experience. I guess that's why Captain America is perfect. SI/OC insert. Sporadic updates.

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

'Iemitsu was a dead man walking. He just didn't know it.' A statement that Reborn itched to correct. He had never denied the fact that he hated the idiots incompetence, but this was unacceptable. This mistake was unforgivable. His heart ached for his new student, for a child punished with that as a father, and he swore revenge for her. Who the fuck got his own child's gender wrong?

Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter the cost.

Reborn tells Tsuna to get a handle on his Guardians. Tsuna does. Not only is his method unexpected, but also entirely too effective. "Dame-Tsuna, why is Colonnello sulking in the corner?" GEN, Oneshot, Crack-fic

Tsuna's (arguably) best trait is put to good use with his new job at the cake shop. AU, episodic, crackish, ALL27.

Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

Nice to meet you, I'm Yamamoto Takeshi. Except I'm a girl. And my name isn't Takeshi. Female!Takeshi OC/reincarnation

Hero Sanders is just your average self-proclaimed detective extraordinaire until Kuroshitsuji. Then one thing led to an oven and suddenly she's in their world. Literally. Between being American and suddenly discovering she's a demon mate, Hero's going to have her hands full assisting the Queen's Watchdog, figuring out how to get home and not mess up the story-line in the process.

In all my life, I never wondered who I was. It wasn't until I was no longer myself that I started to question everything and nothing. My name is Alice, but who am I really? Warning: SI-OC, sort of.

Alice was normal. Unremarkable, smart-ish and... normal. So when she died, she was shocked. But it was even MORE shocking when part of her Judgment for her to go to Heaven consisted of... protecting Tsuna?

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Prompt-You can go to any fictional world you want, but as the opposite sex. Mercy DeWitt; student, general wallflower, and girl becomes Mercy D. Witt; pirate, first-mate, general lunatic, and mistaken male relation to Monkey D. Luffy? Warnings: OC, swearing (pirate), slight crack. (Completely Dead.)

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

Tsuna isn't crazy. Not really. Of course he is a main character. Or maybe he's a background character? But background characters aren't crazy. Of course Tsuna isn't crazy. Not really. crazy!Tsuna All27

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

The Vongola, as well as all of Italy, had learned a concrete set of rules and boundaries to follow when it involved Sawada Tsunayoshi. Rule One; You don't attack before Vongola Decimo has had his coffee. Or things like this could happen, "You've got exactly five seconds to get the fuck out of my house before I set you ablaze and dance on the ashes." And that was him being nice.

The boy was so much like her as a child that it scared Naruto. He was ignored, bullied and no one helped him, they just watched or laughed. She would try to find a way to go home later, because now, she had a Dame to help. FemNaru.

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

Hariel Potter wanted to get away, to escape. And she did. Becoming Just Harī, determined to no longer draw attention to herself. Hatake Sakumo stepped all over those plans. FemHarry ONESHOT

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")

"If you could choose between a world where people would love you at first sight, and continue to fall in love with you even more as they get to know you; or a world where it is totally and utterly acceptable for you, and only you, to punch anyone in the face, anytime, anywhere, which would you choose?" University AU (?), All27, drabble and one-shot series. Tsuna-centric

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Hikaru was mostly normal twelve years old, aside from he is a borderline shut in, lives with his grandfather and spending most of his time teaching said grandfather and his friends to play go. With his ghost go tutor worrying about his social UPDATE this week, delayed until 18/10/14 due to busy school work.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

Harry sacrifices his life to defeat Voldemort for good and gets reincarnated in a totally different world as a certain Arcobaleno's son. Eventual Slash!

"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

Or where Tsuna is ridiculously accurate in his theories. Keeping a straight face in front of him was proving to be hard. CRACK-fic

Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork

Hibari Kyoya, Protector of Namimori, resident BAMF, just don't ever EVER explain what the last two words are. There is a story behind that. Updates are sporadic but this story is not abandoned. Also, see Adoption:Sidestories.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

The story of a young boy learning to love himself. "I lived a content life, and then I died. But that's not the end. Apparently, I was reincarnated into one Sawada Tsunayoshi. Whom I don't know anything about, since I don't watch anime. Hahaha... help me." Not a self-insert but you can take it as such. Tsuna's still going to be Tsuna, after all. Just with different motivations.

Protecting the Vongola Don is an esoteric skill that has been passed down through the Vongola Guardians for generations. (Or where there is a reasonable and logical explanation why his so-called friends ensure that Tsuna is drowning in paperwork. Honest. But Reborn doesn't see it that way.)

Life as a ninja should be full of awesome kill-you-with-a-touch jutsu, powerful friends, and awe inspiring battles where the good guys always win, right? Wrong! It has a deceased mother, suicidal father, a rule obsessed bastard of a brother and the war looming over our heads is not helping matters. Survival is the key. Self-Insert.

Tsuna has a feathery friend and Hibird thinks she's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. "Does this mean that we're going to be in-laws?" "Only if Hibird can prove that he's not an herbivore." Eventual HibirdxTsubird(OC).

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

"So you have no idea how you've amassed an entire private army, gotten the entirety of the Japanese police force to flinch at your name, and managed to keep an iron fist on every yakuza group in Namimori?" I paused and narrowed my eyes. "…Hold still and let me bite you to death." OC Self Insert.

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.

Sequel to Vivi Memor Leti. Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

I sighed. "You know, all I wanted was to get this blanket here and shove it down my mouth. How dare you ruin my oh so elegant attempt at suicide." Rated T for language. Eventual Sherlock/OC with heavy emphasis on the 'even', 'tu', and 'al' portions of that word. Chapter 31: STILL NO ROMANCE YET

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Everybody know that Rokudo Mukuro doesn't have a family. He's a child who was experimented by the Estraneo. But... what if a stranger decided to fray with the young illusionist ? Enter Harry James Potter, wizard who doesn't know when to give up. Proceed with caution, there is a slash harem in the making.

Tsuna's not sure why Reborn is sticking with him, but it's not so bad in the end. Giotto just really wants his brother back before anyone finds out he broke a couple (important) interdimensional laws. Meanwhile, something is amiss in Hell... AU R27 (in which Tsuna is an undemonic demon and Reborn the very demonic angel)

When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.

College Au. Eren is a freshman at a university with his friends. His teacher introduces a new program where freshman are assigned a senior to help tutor them for two months. Eren learns that his new partner isn't exactly easy to get along with. Will something grow between them? Or will this Levi guy hate Eren forever? Riren with side ships. Thanks to little-manatee for the cover

In which Cas is outrageously good at Monopoly, Sam siphons money from the bank, Kevin wonders what is his life anymore, and Dean tries hard not to salt and burn the damn thing. Of course, this is all Sam's fault completely. Set vaguely in Season 9. Crack-ish.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

When Ricky moves into South Park, she's not your average girly girl, more like a tomboyish, know-it-all girl. Find out what happens when she deals with the Humans, the Elves, and...the Starfires. Who are the Starfires? Read and find out! Also, who should go out with Ricky? Kyle, Stan, Clyde, Tweek, or Craig? Post your answer in the polls! Poll has ended! Kyle x OC!

Hikaru was turned to the hacker world at an early age. Haunted by Sai, she reluctantly integrates Go into her carefully crafted world. Of course, she uses multiple personalities as an excuse to everyone else, seeing as how she has the bad habit of being a con artist. She was starting to think she was becoming a chronic pathological liar. Genderbent AU Project.

Did you know there was a woman responsible for stopping the apocalypse of 09? I mean, yes, Sam and Dean did hold it off, but this woman helped settle the mother of all sibling rivalries. Too bad it was done at the expense of her own freedom. Seriously, who kidnaps women anyway? Apparently, angels do.

Light's mom is consumed with jealousy and kills Light's father and herself in front of his eyes when he was seven. He closes him self to the world and will only ever be saved if L breaks through his mental barrier. No death note. Light and L. AU

Harry finds the perfect place to hide but unfortunately, with the help of a little misunderstanding, Reborn the hitman shows up. sorry I'm not good at writing. First real attempt at multy chapter and only 3rd attempt at story writing. RebornxHarry GokuderaxTsuna HibarixNeville ?

The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.

Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Tsuna decides that enough is enough. His own Guardians and the whole mafia can do their own bloody paperwork from now on. Let them have a taste of his hell...OOC Most Everyone.

Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.

Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.

What if Luffy was instead ten years younger than Ace himself? But as anyone would know,a life with Luffy is much more crazier and troublesome than it should be. It's just that the 'soon to be pirate king' is much more cuter.

The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!

"You're not real," their baby brother insists adamantly for the fifth time, and Ace and Sabo share a look of actual distress; because Luffy is staring at them blankly, as if they should know very well they don't exist. (In which there's a trap and a fantasy, and physics are casually destroyed in the name of Luffy.)

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

Iemitsu has a problem. Instead of having a girlfriend, Tsuna has a multitude of male fans that Iemitsu needs to fight off to protect Tsuna's chastity. Luckily, Iemitsu gets the brilliant idea to hire assassins to get rid of Tsuna's (male) fans. Let's wish those assassins luck, they're gonna need it! PLEASE REVIEW!

...And the One Time They Saved Him. 5: "Don't be an idiot, Percy," she said but her voice was trembling. "You've gone through all that, defied every single prophecy that said you'd die like the irritating little upstart you are, to just give up now?" He pointed it away from his head casually, grinning. "Don't be an idiot, Thalia," he mimicked. "I wasn't going to pull the trigger."

One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.

Harry lived a long life as a wizard. He didn't expect to be spending the next great adventure as a ninja, let alone as a girl! Harry always did move to the beat of his own drum. How will him...err...her being in the Naruto world affect the others...especially the Uchiha? Fem!Harry

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Rated for the language. There's a glitch in the Animus and Altaïr, Ezio, Connor and Malik all enter into Desmond's world, and start to cause a lot of headaches for the present day assassins.

Just a story of Luffy being Luffy, but as a girl .Wacky adventures and awkward situations abound.fem!Luffy. Alive!Sabo. Image not mine. CURRENTLY UNDER EXTREME REVISION.

Or, in which the time traveling machine is abused to escape to Primo's time when it gets too chaotic. Series of One-shots.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Arthur and Eames have what is possibly the most dysfunctional office romance ever. Cue flirting that verges on sexual harassment in the workplace, inappropriate texting - and even more inappropriate touching - with a few moments of domesticity and love.

One Shot. Tseng isn't waiting. Aerith is dead, and Cloud Strife is a phantom. He can almost believe his own lie.

AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.

No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi

Tsuna may have not been a great believer in fate and strings, but it was hard to deny tangible proof of some kind of fate and connection when it was staring him in the face. Tsuna had heard many times over about the red fate strings, and since he was young could see and somewhat manipulate this, but Tsuna had never heard of the other colours. Au-ish. No pairings.

ºBarty\Harryº "You're a puzzle, Harry. I'd just love to pluck out all your pieces, gather them to me like jewels. I want to seek your ins and outs, the dark corners that you tuck away. Can I solve you?" Dark!Harry, AUish, lies, deceit, secret plots, mental imbalance, emotional reluctance, and just a little bit of falling in love despite it all.

Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

"We are all going to die." When the Romans were introduced to Capture the Flag, and no one warned them about the Hunters. [Written when I was 16]

In which Harry is propelled into a world where magic is trapped in baubles, monsters scavenge among rubbish and the Planet bleeds to make fighters stronger, but friendship, at least, is still friendship.

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

Being kidnapped by an evil multinational corporation and forced to relive the memories of an ancestor you hate isn't exactly fun. To make matters worse, the Animus program is experiencing some strange glitches. Is Desmond really alone in there? 16x17

You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.

Shindou Hikaru. A look at an alternate possibility wherein Hikaru was born a little differently, and the life she would lead. 'I'm a girl.' She corrects and it pleases her to see Sai stutter to a halt, looking her over once more. She knows exactly what he sees. She has been made painfully aware of herself.

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...

Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.

50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.

In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Tsunako is the beautiful and mysterious younger sister of Tsuna - and also his Shadow Guardian. Adored by hitmen and Guardians alike, she has a great effect on the Vongola. The problem is Tsuna doesn't have a sister, but no one is listening to him...

Having died in her previous world, Noelle now exists as an angel like entity in another one. She is assigned the task of being someone's Guardian Angel. And the person she's assigned to is none other than the tenth Vongola candidate, Tsunayoshi Sawada?

Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him. XMFC. Librarian AU.

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

Many stories tell of how Cloud goes back in time and tries to save everyone and change things for the better by fulfilling his dream of becoming SOLDIER. "Cloud? Where are you going? Midgar's the other way. Cloud? CLOUD!" This isn't one of them. CRACK

Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP

Jimmy Novak is Loki's unwilling BFF, so becoming an angelic vessel was hardly the weirdest thing that ever happened to him. Unfortunately. Crack!fic.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Modern AU in which Charles and Erik are flatmates. Charles studies psychology and likes tea and chess and keeps bringing home stray kittens, and Erik lets him because he's maybe perhaps a little bit sort of in love with him.

Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection

This is the humorous story in which Giotto & his dedicated vigilantes come together to finally decide what they're going to name their organization. How did the name Vongola come to be? I promise good grammar. It has evolved into a full-blown family fic.

AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?

When Cloud is brained by a blackboard, the last thing he expects is to awake in what seems to be the past...with who seem to be historical figures that look oddly like his summer school teachers. ASGZCish, CRACK.

Being a museum docent is definitely the best job ever—until newbie Cloud gets locked in when statues are coming to life. According to HIM, anyway. Implied future ASGZC. Messed with time-periods. For ShadesofImagination.

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

Time has passed, the Gods are fading. And this time, even the Demigods can't save them.- Percy/Olympian Gods, slight Percy/Hermes

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

In an alternate universe, a different person walked the path of Shindo Hikaru. How will Nara Shikamaru deal with a go-playing spirit, tournaments, opponents and Toya Akira? This lazy genius didn't realise how playing Go could be so troublesome… WIP

Shindou Hikaru is invited to Korea for an exchange program following the Hokuto Cup. Expansion on 'If the Pieces Fit'. Ko Yeong-ha/Shindou Hikaru

oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.

Arthur tries to talk Merlin out of a long fall with a sudden stop, and then gets a little more information than he bargained for. Sequel to "Standing on the Edge of Forever".

God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.

What if Castiel chose a different Vessel? Clairestiel! fic. Crack! fic, kinda.

A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?

Life is unfair. Arthur doesn't want to feel anything for Eames, he doesn't want to be so pathetic. He doesn't want to follow Dom around the world, he doesn't want to be unhappy and worried, all the time . Arthur/Eames

SLASH. When Merlin saves a young boy from would-be-kidnappers, he unknowingly starts the course of events that lead him to meet the boy's father, Arthur, who has played a painful part in changing Merlin's familiy's life in the past.

Modern uni AU: Merlin has a secret crush on Arthur, who has no idea who he is. When Arthur has a bad break up, Merlin takes it upon himself to cheer him up. Secretly, of course.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.

Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.

Harry, son of Chaos, brother of Apollymi, uncle of Ash. Harry is dropped off at Talon's for safety during Mardi Gras. Too bad he forgot about magic and technology not mixing. Takes place during Night Embrace - no pairings.

It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.

Advent Calendar. Every day a new chapter. Harry finds himself travelling the world with Fred and George. Bored, they decide the Were's need to lighten up. Too bad that mostly involves property damage. Harry/Savitar slash.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.

Arthur loves Eames in a unconditional, overwhelming sort of way. A week later, Arthur goes missing. Ten days after that, Eames finds him unconscious in a hotel, the PASIV humming gently by the bed. in which Arthur deliberately traps himself in Limbo

One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.

Nobody courts like Arthur courts.

Companion piece to “Never Too Late.” A series of snippets and drabbles further detailing Jim’s experiences during his “second childhood.” Fluff. De-aged/kid!fic.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

This is part of my TbBSaP universe. As you can see, it's a late Valentine's fic that includes: fangirls, the questioning of Madao's identity, Jiraiya being sacrificed, and two couples sharing Valentine's in an elevator. Shounen-Ai. Fluff.

During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

AU Hikaru has no ghost, he has a split personality who goes by Sai. And he wonders, who is really Akira's rival? Him or Sai?

AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!

SaiHikaru. There is life before Sai and life after Sai. Now there is life with Sai, and it's as complicated as it had always been. ARC II: Soccer and Go and running after Divinity. The Go world might not be ready. Whistle! Crossover.

For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Before making his presence known to Dean at the end of Lazarus Rising, we know Castiel was watching Dean, and we know Dean was doing some less than saintly things.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.

Sanada had known attempting to court Echizen Ryoma would be a battle. He just hadn't been expecting a literal one. SanaRyo, Overprotective!Seigaku, ViolentlySupportive!Rikkaidai

The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.

Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.

He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.

On these floating islands, words have power and Tsuna is determined to find the man who left these words under his skin. AU-fantasy R27.

AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK

-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.

Gen. "Pity the new players on the SBPD team who have to learn about Shawn Spencer."

The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.

During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.

The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .

Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.

Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series

Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, except perhaps her mother. Sequel to "Suitor."

Kazusa Minami, school counselor, has a very special case on her hands. A VERY special case. And it doesn't look like she can handle it.

In a world where Cloud was given a chance to return to the past and make things right again, something goes a little bit wrong and leaves him in an employment he didn't quite anticipate.

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.

Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Karupin had kittens, and Ryoma's dad wouldn't let him keep them. Without a choice, Ryoma turns to the Seigaku regulars for help. How would they deal with those little furballs?

While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.

Five games Sam and Dean play on the road to keep themselves awake and sane. What, you thought the scenery along those thousands of miles of highway was going to keep the boys entertained?

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Susan's siblings react to her first suitor. [Gift fic for amidnightkiss.]

‘Hmm,’ I thought as I scrubbed the floor. ‘Isn’t that stupid Prince Charming suppose to be here by now? Obviously, someone hasn’t read his script correctly.’ A parody where the actors of Cinderella follow a script and an unexpected twist occurs… Oneshot.

A clone's-eye view of Order 66.