Hello, I am not a fan of writing fanfiction.

(However, I am a polymer clay miniature sculptor.)

Straight up, it's just not my thing to actually physically deform a story. Dirty work for you~

"But it would be SO much better!"

Blah.

I'm not the type to bore you all with quotes (not that they aren't inspirational!), so lets get to the basics.

I am a person.

I am a girl. (ooh, shocker)

I am a reasonable person, ehh.

I love the number three.

I like flowers and acting!

I also like pre-teen romance novels. But it's kinda...woah, how do sixth graders get beer parties??

I hate socks?

But I love cardigans!

I have four!

I tend to get off track!

So yeah, tells you a lot eh?

Oh yes—superfun poser coming your way,

Stay away or I'll ruin your day.

You'll blame me for doomsday coming near,

But—oh dear, then why are YOU here?

It might interest you to know that I enjoy rhyming on occasion.

If I didn't rhyme, what would I chant during sculpting sessions?