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Top ten reasons for loving Sasuke Uchiha:

1.He is so cute

2. he is very kind although he doesn't want to show it

3.he is not a sexist pig like jiriya and ebisu and sometimes Naruto

4. He doesn't say stuff like "hey Babe," which is sexist.

5. He does anything to protect the one he luvs(hmm who could that be...Sakura maybe?)

6. He apprecaites everyones hard work, but ridaculls them to push them harder.

7. He is sweet

8. he is very strong and hard to break

9. he can counteract anymove(jutsu) that you make, which u gotta admit is pretty cool

10. he ignores selfish acts,

If you love Sasuke uchiha or edward Cullen(and yes i know they are fictional characters) post the edward cullen and Sasuke Uchiha top ten reasons for luving them to your profile.

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.

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Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Temptations by beaucoup riant reviews
Every vampire has it's own special mate that Fate chooses So when Sasuke's bride gets chosen, he gets a little unlucky. Instead of a female vampire, he gets a human Bride who's a ninja named Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,576 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Slave Girl by Lexi201 reviews
Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vogue by Lexi201 reviews
After an accident,Sakura is forced to become the assistant of famous international model,Sasuke Uchiha.He's the rich handsome Adonis,she's the smart middle class girl next door.He makes fun of her,she insults his ego.Looks like Sasuke's met his match!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Queen of the harem by zoikoiroi reviews
"You betrayed our agreement of peace and attacked my kingdom. To punish you, king Haruno, I will take your daughter as a slave in my harem. If you attack me again, I will kill her." AU, many pairings, R&R LAST CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Luck of the Draw by Aurora Ciel reviews
Tenshi: a brothel that kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution. Sakura's mission: rescue the girls and shut down Tenshi. But what happens when she comes across the one person she never expected to see again? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Med Student by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura had no idea that her entire future depended on Uchiha Sasuke. The question is how do you tutor someone who only stares at your chest? Oneshot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The 12 Days of KakaSasu Christmas by MAKandCHEESE reviews
KakaSasu Kakashi, recently involved with Konoha’s own local grinch Sasuke Uchiha, is faced with a twelve day task to give the teen the best Christmas he will never forget. Anal, AU/AR, Bond, Oral, Toys, WAFF, WIP, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,266 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Let You Go by hidden-in-sand reviews
“What is it that you want?” she cried. “Just leave me alone! I haven’t done anything to you!” “How could I leave you alone?” he shot back, his voice becoming darker and more menacing. “I have finally found what is mine." SasukexSakura. LEMON. Vampire fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Business Nuptial Arrangement by boredteenager reviews
Define Chaos: It is a condition wherein you get engaged, married and forced to make 'baby' to someone who has a rotten like hell attitude, Uchiha Sasuke. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,734 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stolen Virginity by boredteenager reviews
Prove to me that you're not gay! Uchiha Sasuke, I dare you... devirginize Haruno Sakura! [sausaku] REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Uncotrollable Lust by boredteenager reviews
Bam! Sasuke's having preadulthood hormone craze! Tsk. Tsk. Not good. Sakura's gonna have a hard time dealing with this. [sasusaku][naruhina][nejiten][shikaino]REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,401 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Simon Says by MoonlitRain16 reviews
SasuSaku What happens when Sasuke is 'Simon' in a game of Simon Says with Sakura? Well, it's obvious Sakura would go through living hell, or will she? Rated M for Lemon and Language Summary Sux, Story is very good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete