Name: Skylar (Skyy)
D.O.B: April 25
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Height: 5'7"
Hair: Medium length, black cherry
Eyes: Gold-ish Hazel
Languages: English & French (working on German, Spanish & Japanese)
Nationality: Canadian
Family: 1 twin brother (Haden), 1 younger sister (Lyla), mother (Nicole), father (Josh)
Pets: 3 cats - Ember, Selene, Nolan
Occupation: Bartender & college student

Fandoms I Read:
- Harry Potter (right now)
- Naruto (right now)
- Supernatural (right now/randomly)
- NCIS (in x-overs)
- Criminal Minds (in x-overs)
- Stargate SG1 (in x-overs)
- Stargate Atlantis (in x-overs)
- Alice 2009 (a few)

Pairings I Read Religiously (ATM):
- Harry/Draco
- Scorpius/Albus
- Teddy/James
- Hermione/Lucius or Severus
- Harry/(Dean,Sam,Cas)
- Dean/Castiel
- Naruto/(Sasuke,Harem,Anko)

Other Pairings I Like/Read:
- Harry/Blaise
- Harry/Luna
- Draco/Luna
- Alice/Hatter
- Naruto/(Yugao,Anko,Yugito,Ino,Tenten,Konan,Kurenai,Shizune)
- Naruto/(Neji,Sasuke,Itachi,Deidara)

Pairings I Dislike:
- Harry/Ginny (though i will read it if the story plot line is good)
- Draco/Hermione (same as H/G - gotta sound reallllly good)
- Scorpius/Rose
- Draco/Pansy
- Harry/Hermione
- Alice/Jack
- Naruto/Anyone Not Listed Above
- Dean/Sam (Wincest = NO!)

Stories I Like To Read:
- Time Travel
- Independent!Harry (realizes Dumbledork is a manipulative old fool)
- Daddy!Severus (becomes role model/father figure for Harry)
- Strong/Smart!Naruto
- Exiled!Naruto

Favorite Characters:
(Harry Potter)
- Sirius Black
- Draco Malfoy
- Severus Snape
- Luna Lovegood
- Fred/George Weasley
- Remus Lupin
- Lily Evans
- Blaise Zabini
- Neville Longbottom
- Nymphadora Tonks
- Teddy Lupin
- Scorpius Malfoy
- Albus Severus Potter

(Naruto)
- Konan
- Uchiha Itachi
- Deidara
- Akasuna No Sasori
- Uchiha Mikoto
- Namikaze Minato
- Uzumaki Kushina
- (Namikaze) Uzumaki Naruto
- Senju Tsunade
- Jiraiya
- Shizune
- Hatake Kakashi
- Yuuhi Kurenai
- Nii Yugito
- Sabaku No Gaara
- Sabaku No Temari
- Hagane Kotetsu
- Haku
- Momochi Zabuza
- Hoozuki Suigetsu
- Hyuuga Neji
- Mitarashi Anko

(Alice 2009)
- Hatter
- Charles Ustice Fothern Galen Malfoy 3rd

I won't be the one you like
I won't be the boy next door
I won't be the chosen one
That's not what I'm here for
I don't like the way you are
I despise what you hold dear
Don't you try to make me change
I'll haunt you for a thousand years

Does anyone else think that bit of the song could work really well as inspiration for an HP fic? Its from the song "Doctor Alibi" by Slash [ft. Lemmy Kilmister]

I'm not one to write a review, but if I enjoy your story, it will be added to my favorites. I generally save writing reviews for if I have something to say that I feel you should know; but if you dont get a review from me, don't feel offended - its just that I feel stupid repeating the same thing as everyone else and I figure that you can tell that I like your work when it gets added to my favs. (I'm a woman who can talk about my opinion and views about something for hours, but writing reviews is not something I am gifted in :P)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever! (i remember it, though i dont agree with that)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . . (the sponge that should BURN IN HELL)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".