Hello, my name is Bud.

I enjoy the simple things in life like licking envelopes, eating cereal, and visiting my mother.

I write stories about my everyday experiences and the interesting people that I meet.

I enjoy fan fiction and am currently working on a fan fic of Homer's 'Odyssey' in which Odysseus decides to stay at home (I think it might be my opus). I am also writing a fan fic for the bible in which Adam and Eve don't eat the apple, they stay in the garden, and everybody has a great time.

I look forward to reading your stories.

Yours sincerely, Bud

Neil Triffett is a twenty one year old writer. He writes fan fiction from the point of view of Bud Cordwell, a neurotic suburban male who straightens paperclips for a living and has an unhealthy obsession with his mother. His other works can be accessed through