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FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. And Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN we screwed up”

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cool movie to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... Just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him/her and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him/her and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/dude, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boy/girlfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his/her ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's/girls house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boy/girlfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him/her till (s)he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

riku caus of the darkness and everything

2. Your favorite KH girl?

...xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

xigbar

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

namine too calm and trys to take xions place

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town!

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlanica...

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

...claymore

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

manse... i mean xemnas'es dil... i mean lazer things. you can figure thatone out yourself, domination

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

bambi cause im a gready *

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

anti-sora

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

roxion

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

zemyx... i feal so violated

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

wth dose that mean?

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

namine and kairi... how the heak would that work???

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

fighting myself aka demyx

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

...ya i guese i dont realy care for eather of them

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He is quiet, thoughtful, and smart, and he keeps to himself. He's not emo. DON'T INSULT ZEXION LIKE THAT! *sob* ...Meanie.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

no because of the scyth

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

no that would be me... demyx =D

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

shiver*... namine...

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

... unfortunatly never playd all the way through

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

no

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

...umm...hmm... thats hard... uhhhhh roxas

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

well if you mix larxen and zexion you get me. why cause im a sadistic emo

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

playing kh2 on proud and not being able to beat the twilight thorn...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

demyx

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

sora killing himself... i mean think about it every one gets a sharp wepon besideds him and one he gets a sharp wepon what does he do? he goes and kills himself!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

demyx so many clones!!!!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

THE ORGANIZATION.

31. Hayner or Pence?

neather they annoy me

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

zexion he beats people up with a mo'fo lexion!!!

33. Riku or Roxas?

riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

roxas... sora belongs in marluxias pansy garden

35. Axel or Demyx?

demyx... you would have guesed by now

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku...

38. Namixas or Namiku?

neather namine annoys me

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku. again i feel so violated

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Sokai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream! I made some. its wawsome!!!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud.

43. CloTi or Clerith?

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean. and its sanctuary! wth is passion?

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

xion, kairi

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

every one says it wont work but bleach kh

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Xion and Kairi, Xehanort/Xemnas/Ansemheartless

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

kh3 or 3d if i can get my hands on a 3ds

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, organisation

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

i realy dont know...


-Fill Out #s 1-13 With a character's Name In A Random Order-

1. xemnas

2. larxine

3. xion

4. sora

5. namine

6. axel

7. demyx

8.zexion

9. arith

10.kairi

11.riku

12.roxas

13.siax

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

wth demyx and xion? um angsty

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

actualy that fits 0.o no i did not try to set that up

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

um arith and larxen? a pasifist with a sadist no

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

xemnas and riku? we all knew xemnas was gay but riku we had no idea

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

um namine and axel but i hate to do that to axel

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

as a guy, and i say this with utmost no homo'ness, shure

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

xion woulden traly care but again riku... gay?

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

sora larxen, the old and the young?

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

wth never but i can try wrighting one }:)

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

no.. what the heck is a canon anyway?

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

axel would be on top of arith O////o

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

um yes xemnas and siax

14) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

i dont think it would happen even though its the first non gay riku paring yet

15) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

gag* demyx with roxas *gag* a talented kid that runs away from everything and has no friends and a heart condition(get it?)

16) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

larxen/xemnas/zexion?

warning bondage may be involved

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

"this is worce than me and kairi geting maried how the hell will that work?"

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