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The Mind of a Yandere by Zacaro reviews
Since the second I first saw my precious Senpai, I've fallen desperately in love with him. He is cute, handsome, kind, and most importantly, mine. But now, people are actually daring to take him away from me, I'm going to thoroughly enjoy making them suffer. Senpai is mine, he doesn't have a choice. [38% Complete]
Yandere Simulator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 193,128 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Ayano A./Yandere-chan, Info-chan, Osana N., Ryoba A.
Hogwarts School of Fuckasses and Shenanigans by CreativeVisionary reviews
When Jack escapes into a different universe it is up to John, Dave, Karkat and Gamzee to save the universe from destruction. Watch as Karkat pisses off Umbridge and John plays pranks with the Weasley twins. Hogwarts may never be the same again. Rated T because it's Homestuck people!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Harry P., Dolores U., John E., Karkat V.
Starkit's Prophecy: Brightheart Speaks by BrightheartXCloudtail reviews
I decided to hop on the ever-growing bandwagon and review Starkit's Prophecy! *cue screams of terror* Ok, maybe that was a little harsh. I'm planning a couple more reviews because this has turned out to be really fun! I'll try to publish as often as possible. If you want me to review a certain story, just leave a review! Well, have fun because this is going to be a train wreck...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Ashfur
Sands of Misery by Oilux reviews
She was a slave, hand picked by the pharaoh himself. He was known for being cruel, and most of his slaves didn't last more than a year under his care. Could she last long enough to win the tyrants heart? Ancient Egypt AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Bill, Mabel P.]
Twintale by staringatstars07 reviews
"Howdy!" the flower cheerfully called. "My name is Flowey. You two must be lost."
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,951 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
The Warriors Fanfiction Advice Guide Show by VolcanicPizza reviews
Just what the title says. Firestar, Hollyleaf, Yellowfang, Jayfeather, and more will answer your questions about the world of Warriors fanfiction. Just remember: this is a trollfic, so anything can happen. Anything... (Complete/discontinued)
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016
the story of darude smatorns by xXxSatanInABucketxXx reviews
darude smatorns is a supereintersing trol going 2 skewlburb, and dis is her story! (pls don hate!1!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Dave S., Karkat V., OC
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Part Three by faithfulviewer reviews
Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child", mainly a fix-it!fic for Albus/Scorpius. It's their fifth year – big year – at Hogwarts and among Quidditch matches, Hogsmeade trips, and Gryffindor killjoys, their true feelings are going to be exposed. Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Mr Right by Miss Nihilist reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for as long as you can remember, you've only had one serious life goal. To find your heterochromatic match. Or, simply, your soulmate. Because once you find them, your eyes will stop being two different colors. You'll have found your better half. And you love your soulmate, no matter who they are, so why are you developing feelings for Dave Strider?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
UNDERTALE (Rewritten) by complete.utter.trash.lol reviews
This is my own story for Frisk and Chara. They both identify as genderless in this, just to clear some things up. (The art on the cover is mine! Please do not take it without permission!) UNDERTALE belongs to Toby Fox.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016
The First Rose by P4rtn3rs 1n Cr1m3 reviews
Kanaya had been through a lot. Her parents were dead, leaving Porrim to take care of her. She was a good guardian, despite her love for material things like alcohol. She had occasional drinking problems, often losing her job and having to move. They just moved to Rainbow Falls NY. Kanaya starts school by bumping into Rose, a mysterious girl. Could she be worth getting to know?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,913 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Rose L., Kanaya M.] [Dave S., Karkat V.]
Shelly's Extreme Commentary of Starkit's Prophecy! by xxfalling.failingxx reviews
Why did I decide to do this? I've NEVER read this terror before. So I thought I'd give the fandom a chance to see my reaction to this *fabulous* story. WARNING: Contains angry cursing, ranting, and loss of sanity. Commentary Number 1.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,210 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016
Win A Date With Mousefur by FerncloudxDustpelt reviews
Mousefur is getting lonely, and she isn't getting any younger. So join her on the journey to finding the perfect tom!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Mousefur
Human Warriors: Into the Wild by VioletBlackxo reviews
Into the Wild rewritten if the cats were humans in the Middle Ages. :)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016
The Devil's Dance by TarrynReid reviews
Remus Lupin has a lot of secrets. He has so many secrets that even his best friend James Potter doesn't know all of them. That's why it's such a shock when he meets Sirius Black, the man who may have more to hide than he ever will. An AU where Voldemort has already fallen from power and Sirius Black never attended Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Frank L.
A Tale Of Two Fords by GoodOl'WhatsHerName reviews
The year was 1970. Stanford just enrolled in Backupsmore University and just began the long journey of learning to forgive his brother. All of the students pass with their forgettable faces, but there's one student at BU that Stanford can't get out of his mind. Follow Stanford as he learns to love and trust again.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,836 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford
Breaking Even by Kamiko Kiyo reviews
Post series finale. MaBill. A (mostly) matured young woman, Mabel returns to Gravity Falls years after helping thwart Bill's plans for Weirdmageddon. While still strange as always, the town is at peace. But upon rediscovering a long since forgotten site, what will she do when she's once again torn between her heart and her head? Her good nature and the undeniable logic?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,483 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 3/13/2016 - [Bill, Mabel P.]
Poking Fun at Starkit's Prophecy by VolcanicPizza reviews
Risking my life and sanity, I'm poking fun at Starkit's Prophecy just like everyone else. I just couldn't resist doing it. Don't worry, I won't blame you if my IQ dips several points while I'm doing this. Rated T because my comments are explicit and because Starkit's Prophecy caused a severe IQ dip in everyone who reads it. (Complete)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016
Warrior Cats Read Into the Wild by BrightheartXCloudtail reviews
Basically what the title says! Rated T because Warriors. I got this idea from Ivypool!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Cloudtail, Ashfur, Daisy, Billystorm
I Cringe At: Starkit's Prophecy by lattesmores reviews
So it's time to read and react to this horrible story that's being tossed around the Warriors Fandom like it's a game of hot potato! ... Pass me the bleach.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - OC
Reviewing The One and Only Starkit's Prophecy! by EverythingWrongWithFanfictions reviews
So yeah, I wanted to join this... something... I don't own this, xDarkrosesx does, and I don't own Warriors, Erin Hunter does. Rated T for later content and because it kills brain cells only teens and up will be able to replace
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016
If Warriors Had Facebook (Repost) by Zixes reviews
What would life be like if warriors had weapons, alcohol, mansions, portals and FACEBOOK? Duh, they'd be just like us, idiots! A comedy by Disa, inspired by the moron men and women who are fools on Facebook. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE THE SERIES I CAN HAND OVER CONTENT AND YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN! PLEASE PM ME AND CREDIT THE IDEA AND FIRST FIVE CHAPTERS. yoy.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
March Madness by NovianWitchHunter
It's March, and I think wwe all knoww wwhat that means. It means that the Amporas are going to hike up their skirts and get their grovwe things on. Get ready wworld! The Amporas are back for one final performance!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Eridan A., Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus A.