Alpha-alienhide bio
 Author has written 33 stories for Jeepers Creepers, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Aliens/Predator, Transformers/Beast Wars, Friday the 13th, Doctor Who, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Transformers, Avengers, Misc. Games, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. Bah weep granah weep ninni bong. News from the Alien: Okay dudes and dudettes. I'm going to get back to writing soon, however my stories down there? They're getting rewritten. Like - total overhaul. I'm also going to give myself a schedule to work with. I apologize for being gone so long. So much stuff happened in my life... orz About Alpha; Name: Alpha (Or, if you prefer, Squiggles) Gender: Female Race: Alien Height: Runt Age: Twenty-three Location: I'm hiding under your bed, or your closet. Whichever I feel like at the time. ;) Likes: Pixi Stixs and Pocky - Earth has such a wonderful bounty of sweetness. Dislikes: Corn ... Well, no place is perfect. Current Addiction: Pork Rinds. A word of warning: I have a terrible habit of procrastinating. And I, nine times out of ten, will all but abandon a project. If you see this happen, don't hesitate to send me a message or something and berate me for being slow. Or just politely ask me to work on something. That might work a bit better, actually. And that's all you need to know. Kay? |
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By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
What a Conundrum by Freakinamask reviews
New villain the Riddler is quickly rising in Gotham city. Desperate Commisioner Gordan brings in cryptographer Joanne Derrin to deal with it. But what happens when the Riddler takes an interest? RiddlerxOC better than it sounds honest
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010
To Catch a Thief by ShadowRhythm reviews
Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,896 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Who's The Daddy? by Kibble Beast reviews
Post-TF07: Sam had never expected an after-school detention to be so- well, weirdly eventful. Then again, what does an angry Megatron want with the boy and a DNA test? ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
A Stroke of Lunacy by WriterApprentice reviews
An incident with an AllSpark fragment sends Blitzwing through a void to end up... back on Earth? Full summary inside. Crossover with Bayformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Blitzwing
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Pepperoni and Olives
On an alien planet, the team meet a young alien who just wants to make her father proud of her. Can they convince him that she's not just a disappointment? /just a oneshot
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
A Quiet Night reviews
Five Nights at Freddy's Oneshot/ He'd done it. He turned all those... things off. Now all that was left was to relax for once, and not worry about metal monsters trying to shove his face into suits... right? - M for language
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Complete
MaySeptember reviews
Amy Bishop has fame and friends in high places. But at yet another party to honor the Avengers, she comes clean to the one she can't lie to. When you sit at the top, there's only one way left to go. /a series of snippets, not in chronological order
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
From the Journal of V Fries reviews
Victor Fries' journal, found abandoned in his house. These records are private and should not be made public. File under 'Freeze' at Arkham. Signed, Gotham P.D.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010
Seven reviews
While tracking down a pair of troublemakers, Jason finds a woman. She is dirty, sewn, and possibly lonely. His mother tells him she's bad news, but Jason can't find fault with this woman, and wants to know more about her.
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010
This Maniac reviews
Harleen had worked at Arkham for six years. She thought she was in control when she volunteered to treat the Joker. She had thought she could handle his long looks and odd sense of humor. Never, in all her years, did she think she would love him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Joker
Anomaly reviews
Anomaly: One that is peculiar, irregular, abnormal, or difficult to classify. Robert fits into his category. For eighteen years, scientists have wanted to know everything about him. Now, something inside Robert seems to have changed.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009
Dawn of the Dummy reviews
There's a new crime lord in Gotham, and he's ready to pull the strings in the underworld. Can Batman take down this "Scarface", or will Scarface show who's really the Dummy of Gotham City?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman
The Horrible Secret No One Really Wanted to Know reviews
MockingbirdAU/ It started with Ironhide. Then Ratchet and Bumblebee began acting funny. Optimus, Wheeljack and Perceptor now must find out if their friends are really their friends. /oneshot/
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Great Watermelon Massacre reviews
Mockingbird AU/ With summer comes the usual treats: Swimming pools, popsicles, short shorts, and watermelons! But, wait! Sam, stop! You're hurting it!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
On a Wing and a Prayer
Dr. Kirk Langstrom worked late into the evening, working on his serum. He wouldn't be seen again until the following morning, blood on his tattered clothing, a funny taste in his mouth and no memory of the night before. /Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Hero reviews
MockingbirdAU, finale/ Optimus Prime, after watching a movie, has decided to get into he hero business. Does he have what it takes to leap over buildings in a single bound and swing from webs? - Short crack.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Of Dice and Men
MockingbirdAU/ Wheeljack and Perceptor have stumbled across the age-old nerd classic, roleplaying. How will these two bots or is it men? of science tackle this new obstacle? Roll 7d10!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
The Moments After reviews
MockingbirdAU, follows directly after Bully/ Ratchet lays awake, thinking about what Bumblebee said, and questions if what he's done is right. Oneshot-Bumblebee/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ratchet, Bumblebee - Complete
Bully reviews
MockingbirdAU/ Bumblebee is having problems at school he doesn't like to talk about, but after having to repair a broken nose Ratchet is demanding answers. Oneshot-Bumblebee/Ratchet fluff-?-
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Bêtise reviews
Bêtise, coming from French "bête" "foolish". Here, a series of oneshots ranging from all universes. Individual ratings for each story, none should go over T. All crack, all the time! short summary is short -perm. hiatus until stated otherwise
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010
Mockingbird reviews
After a freak accident, thanks to the oh, so reliable Wheeljack, Ironhide and friends are human. Worse than that, Ironhide has to live with Will and the tiny terror, Annabel. What can go wrong? "Accidents Happen." - fluffy, no pairing! Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Fantasy Man reviews
Amber wanted nothing more than to be with the Joker. She had planned everything in her head, but she's about to find out that the Joker's not how she thought he would be. Songfic/Oneshot M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Joker - Complete
You Dummy! reviews
Arnold Wesker's life was great, until his show got canceled. Can a call from Gotham help him out, or cause more damage than his frail mind can take? Also, how's will his doll Billy react to this news? - One-shot, maybe story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Bee's Adventures in Cyberland
Bee always had her head in the clouds. What happens when she stumbles down a hole chasing a robot and winds up in a curious land? Please read warnings inside. -temp. hiatus set Set for rewrite
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,965 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bumblebee
Three Little Piggies reviews
Fred is bored with his usual killings. In an attempt to get his motivation back, he summons three different children to hunt. Can these children band together and survive their dream, or are they doomed to an unhappy ending? hiatus
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
You Do Have a Soul, Don't You? reviews
AU:/ It would be a full year before Megatron could return to Cyberton and his army. The fortune teller had condemned him to a fate worse than death. Finding out if he truly had a soul... hiatus
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Megatron
I Cried to Dream Again reviews
The Hypnocil's effects have finally worn off an Emily is able to dream again. Will she find the happiness she longed for, or has her dream man been a mere figment of her unstable psyche and her need for a companion? M to be safe/Not so much comfort
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Last Voyage of the Derelict reviews
The Derelict had crashed on LV-426, housing thousands of Alien eggs. But the question remains: Why? What happened? / Oneshot, M for death and gore.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Forgotten Innocence reviews
A young girl finds herself in the clutches of the Dream Demon, himself. In desperation, she promises to do anything. Will Freddy accept? And if so, does the little girl know what she's gotten herself into? -M for slight language and violence-
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Technologic reviews
Prowl and Jazz are left to clean up most of the paper work, and Jazz has found a song suited for the job. Prowl is, for lack of a better term, not feeling the love. Oneshot, crackfic, T for paranoia.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Gonna Need a Bigger Can of Raid
/"Giant bugs. Giant bugs! Jesus, that old gal was right!" he said, still trying to grasp the logic that evaded him. "And they talk!"/ - Oneshot/Rating due to paranoia. Warnings and such inside.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Merchandising reviews
Sam has been seeing Decepticons everywhere. Bumblebee assumes it's due to all the excitement that has been happening to the child. But, what happens when he begins seeing scowling crowns from everywhere - even humans? view warnings inside/rating j.i.c.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Deception's Secrets of Survival reviews
A young Decepticon hopeful has began his final test to become a warrior. Once inside the labyrinth, he must quickly discover the secrets of survival, or he will die without any chance of success. OC/Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Kindly Do Not Touch
Tenth Incarnation/Pre-EOT/Based off the Poem 'The Box'. The Doctor is drawn to a quarantined planet of once peaceful aliens. Will he be able to help the inhabitants, or are they doomed to tear each other apart in a senseless war?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Chloroform and Handcuffs reviews
/Minutes passed, and while his blood coagulated, he knew he would have to bleed himself dry to remove the tickle. How annoying, this feeling of love. The feeling to be kind and caring to another was so ... strange./
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Joker - Complete
Sawformers reviews
With a sparkless shell laying between them, Megatron and Starscream wake in a secure lair of a deranged madbot. Can they work together and survive? Or will Megatron kill Starscream in aggravation? M for a reason, reader's digression is advised. -set for rewrite
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sacred Ground reviews
A short little oneshot I wrote. The Creeper wakes up and looks for a meal.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete