howdy. I'm slightly ashamed of my old stories that I've written but hey I'm not gonna delete them because I was literally not even kidding like 11.

ps i am 17 now

1. What is your occupation? I am a student

2. What color is your underwear? lol green

3. What are you listening to right now? my internal monologue

4. What was the last thing you ate? cheesy ciabatta bread gah damn its tasty

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? idk man what kind of question is that

6. How is the weather right now? coldish

7. Favorite drink? uhhhhhhhhhhhh, god idk. water? thats lame.

8. Favorite sport to watch? nothing, really. volleyball if i must choose

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? many of a time

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? yes both.

11. Pets? yep, one cat. two dogs.

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? lol here we go. sherlock, arrow, SUPERNATURAL, avatar the last airbender, smallville, GAME OF THRONES, ADVENTURE TIME, spongebob of course, gossip girl, stuck with pretty little liars bc i can't stop now, charmed is an old fav of mine, the walking dead, skins (first and second seasons ONLY), red band society, reign (kind of, I'm not obsessed yet), AMERICAN HORROR STORY (MURDER HOUSE WILL FOREVER BE MY FAV

13. What was the last movie you watched? blair witch project

14. Favorite day of the year? christmas no doubt

15. What do you do to vent anger? probably cry

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? no clue; most likely one of my stuffed animals

17. Fall or Spring? i pick both

18. Hugs or kisses? depends

19. Cherry or Blueberry? blueberry but i would prefer blue raspberry

20. What is on the floor of your closet? tons of shoes

21. Favorite smell? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, rain

22. What inspires you? not gonna lie, mostly youtubers. mostly female, too, bc i can relate to them and they inspire me to be more creative and more adventurous. to work out and be healthy and take better care of myself in general

23. What are you afraid of? BUGS! spiders included in that

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? vegetarian

25. Favorite car? not a car person. I am a very aesthetic person tho. my dream car would of course be very sleek and beautiful with an amazing stereo and heated seats and shit

26. Favorite dog breed? pomeranian

27. Number of keys on your key ring? like idk.

28. Favorite day of the week? saturday

29. How many states have you lived in? one

30. How many cities have you lived in? el uno

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? well i have driven a tractor once a loooong time ago and a four-wheeler for a couple minutes..

32. Where are you? my bed

33. Look up. Now look back. What do you see? a pink hanging wire guitar thing on the wall

34. What's the last thing you ate/drank? mashed potatoes with cheesy ciabatta bread and some water.. then I went to mcdonalds and got an oreo mcflurry

35. What's your personality like? i think i'm funny. kind of shy. i'm an idiot, really

36. Who do you have a crush on? bash from reign. eli from degrassi. chris from skins. dan howell. jake ballard from scandal. evan fucking peters mostly as tate baby

37. What was the last thing you thought? I know I have a crush on more guys than this.

38. You have a million dollars. What do you do? this is probably so lame but spend maybe $1000 and save the rest for like when I wanna build my bomb ass house in the future hell yeah

39. Grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My phone.

40. Say George Bush, what do you think of? george bush

41. What are you eating/drinking right now? drinking some good ole deer park bottled water

42. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? i have no globe to spin

43. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6. What does it say? there was no line 18 on page 56 or 57 so I'm going to page 58. shit there's no sixth word. I'm gonna count down into the next line. "going" -_-

44. What can you hear right now? the blood pulsing through my head

45. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. oops i am alone

46. Turn on T.V. What show is on? no tv in my room and you are sadly mistaken if you think i'm getting up

47. Type your name with your elbow. kjqawolooltrg5yhu7; my name is mallory

48. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? i'm not getting up

49.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? lol wut

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: alone together - fall out boy

Waking Up: don't trust me - 3oh!3

First Day At School: live like you were dying - tim mcgraw

Falling In Love: the only exception - paramore [wow]

Fight Song: girls just wanna have fun - miley cyrus

Breaking Up: riff off: mickey / like a virgin / hit me with your best shot / s&m / let's talk about sex / i'll make love to you / feels like the first time / no diggity - the barden bellas, the treblemakers, & the bu harmonics - pitch perfect (original motion picture soundtrack) [wow yes i wrote all that ok cool]

Prom Night: some nights - fun.

Life: bandz a make her dance (feat. lil wayne & 2 chainz) - juicy j

Mental Breakdown: your biggest fan - never shout never

Driving: happy - never shout never

Flashback: nice guys - chester see, kevjumba, & ryan higa

Getting Back Together: thunder - boys like girls

Wedding: thrift shop (feat. wanz) - macklemore & ryan lewis [really]

Birth of Child: all i wanted - paramore

Final Battle: red solo cup - toby keith

Funeral Song: i want - one direction

Final Credits: complex heart - never shout never

Answers To My Story, Regrets: (SPOILERS, SPOILERS FOR MY STORY! PLEASE READ REGRETS BEFORE READING THIS AND GIVE ME YOUR ANSWERS IN A REVIEW! THANK YOU!)

1.) Connor Stoll

2.) Katie Gardner

3.) Percy Jackson

4.) Annabeth Chase

5.) Chiron

6.) Hermes

7.) Luke Castellan