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Gender: Female

Birthday: 9/18 (Same as Amber from f(x)!)

Favourite Genre(s): Humor, action, horror, and adventure. (HAHA)

Favourite Pairings (in preferred semeXuke order, hehe):

Naruto: Naruto/Sasuke mostly, Itachi/Sasuke occasionally.

Monochrome Factor: Kengo/Akira, Lulu/Aya (there needs to be MOARRRRR!!).

Nabari no Ou: Kumohira/Rokujo (Are those their first names? I'm not even too sure /fail. Um. If they're not, then Tobari/Miharu LOL. a.k.a. the pairing I can't find stuff for.)

Vampire Knight: Zero/Kaname, Yuki/Ruka (there needs to be more of this! D:)

Shugo Chara: Ikuto/Tadase

The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross: Maguri/Takanari, Ushio/Haine

Loves in Stories: Long stories (I love 100,000+ word stories, I read those more often than actual books), humor (sadistic, sarcastic, or good-ol'-fashioned humor), descriptiveness, accidental kisses (don't ask me, I'm weird!), including other characters/not just focusing on the main couple, first-person POV (mostly if the writing's humorous, it's fantastic XD) Pertaining to Naruto stories: slut!Sasuke (idky, it just...fits.) manipulative!Naruto (it just fits...for me, at least. heh.)

Loathes in Stories: Too dramatic (I can stand it, I just don't like it. lol.), too mushy-mush-fluff romantic, stories that have nearly nothing bad happen (life's not perfect), turning Naruto into a wimpy uke (I also dislike turning Sasuke into one of those, just not as much. LOL.), PWP stories.

Thirteen Random Facts About Me:

1. I have a speech impediment; when I try to say "R" it comes out as "L".

2. I have many allergies: peanuts; eggs; soy; fruit; fish; homework.

3. I luuuv nail polish.

4. I am extremely shy. When I'm shopping with my friends, I give them the money and have them buy my things for me.

5. I get distracted/daydream a lot. Once, I was IMing my friend, and she asked a question, and I just sat there staring at the screen...when I came to, she was yelling "HELLO!? HELLOOOOO!? DUDE ARE YOU OKAY"

6. I have glasses.

7. The word complete depresses me.

8. I prefer extreme cold to extreme heat. I once turned the air conditioner on high, put a blanket over it to make a bubble, and crawled in then slept like a baby.

9. I can never make up my mind. I turn the air conditioner on then sleep with a blanket.

10. I say I like pie for the hell of it; I've never tried pie.

11. I have low self esteem.

12. I have never liked anyone (in that way. You know what I'm talking about.) in my life.

13. I'm probably the only girl in my class who doesn't want to get married/have kids.

Christmas is an old fat man sneaking into your house to eat your food and leave "presents." Who knows where those things have been? And what happens if he's mid-flight and a reindeer has to piss? It's raining, deer.

New Year's Day is everybody getting drunk off their high horse so they can be sober for the rest of the year.

St. Patrick's Day is everyone celebrating rich midgets who live at the end of a gay pride symbol.