It all began with a sort of online dare, but soon turned into the real thing. Double Shot. Mature Content. Updated by popular demand! Surprise sequel inside every read!

He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.

"It's way too late to make things right."

Peace in Superjail can never last. This time, the only hope of saving it lies with an unexpected source. Chapter 11 up. Yes, you heard me right.

We'll find someplace that's regular one day. Where we won't have to worry about anything, and we'll make it through just fine. A collection of short stories based on "Regular Show", ranging various ratings and genres.

Loki is taken back to Asgard to receive punishment for his crimes against Asgardians and mortals alike. But the verdict he receives is not what anyone had been expecting. What will become of the former god in the realm he hates the most?

When Loki and Agent Barton - still under the god's control - have a moment to spare, they end up discussing a certain blond-haired Asgardian. How will Hawkeye comfort his boss?

AltMal. Set right after Altair is punished for his incopetence at Solomon's temple. After an exhausting day of living in Malik's shoes, Altair is ordered to stay in his chambers for the night. Malik may just meet him there.

Grif's hand shook ever so slightly as he took a drag on his cigarette, he desperately wanted to calm his nerves after his latest run in with Sarge... I'm horrible at summaries /

Zim said something that set off GIR's duty mode, but this outcome is so different than ever before... ZAGIR dom!GIR sub!Zim Warning: tentacles and... well, sex.

A simple mission leads to an event which leads to a completely odd conversation between two of our favorite characters. Warning: Rated for language:D

Regular people tend to live regular lives. At least they seem to be regular at first. Or maybe it's just that one person's definition of regular is more bizarre to them than others. Rigby x Mordecai x Margaret. Cover art by MockingbirdFly.

Batman and the Joker are merely clockwork soldiers. Gotham City is the only thing that truly lives. The ending is always the same whichever way you slice it. It is beginnings that are the most fun. Surrealist style. Biochemistry.

We all know Deidara's REAL background. He was an idiotic,hard-headed artist whose actions got him sucked into the Akatsuki...But there are other stories of Deidara's past that haven't been told. COMPLETED EARLY DUE TO LACK OF REVIEWS

It's no well kept secret about the life of the famous Leonardo Da Vinci. Italia's most well known bachelor and why? A man who can paint, design, build...a man that good should be taken already. So why not? Rated M for later chapters. EzioxLeonardo

Phone-sex fic of sorts. Mordecai calls Rigby to gloat about his most recent conquest.

Click. The raccoon loaded the shotgun with trembling paws. Click. His friend, a blue jay, pushed against the door with all his strength as a ravenous horde of the undead mindlessly tried to break it down. Click. Neither of them would survive the night.

You cant see his eyes unless his head is bent you dig?

Complete. Post Season Five. What Sam, Dean and Castiel all know, finally leads the Winchesters to the same place, at the same time.

He needed to be held, so Itachi held him. ItaDei

Johnny believed he was invincible, a superior killer, and untouchable. However, he unknowingly captures a vampire, locking him away in his basement. This time he may have bit off more than he can chew as things turn into an eerie game of cat and mouse.

Deidara briefly wonders why that foul mouth Jashin idiot has not been killed off by Kakuzu yet. Especially since he had just drawn crude stitches all over his body and was loudly proclaiming Kakuzu's love for porn.

Deidara has had these feelings for a while now and only after Tobi makes it clear that he likes Deidara back, the blond wants to take their relationship to the next level. But has no experience. INVOLVES DESCRIPTIVE MAN-SEKS in the red light district. :P

The people, gestures, moments, bits of rapture, and fleeting emotions. Everything changed when Deidara was forced to join the Akatsuki.

Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.

What's under Pyro's suit stays a secret.

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He just wanted, for a moment, a little taste of insanity. Angst and slash

Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1

Altair comes back from a mission, feeling a little frisky. When Malik isn't there to satisfy his needs, he decides to use other means of satisfying his lust. It isn't until Malik walks in on him. SWORDPLAY,BLOODPLAY,ANAL,BLOWJOBS,M/M.

A past mistake finally catches up with Altair as he nods off to sleep in the Assassin's Bureau in Acre. Some mistakes cannot be undone, but can be forgiven.

Altair and Malik are assigned a novice level mission. Al Mualim insists that it's important, but the people of Masyaf seem to think he has another reason for forcing them to play the part of lovers. AltMal

An ever-growing collection of one-shots and drabbles. Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo, Altair/Malik.

He wants to comfort him, wants to be with him. Wants him. They were bestest friends, after all. slightly mild KAZR

What if there was no "Majora's Mask" game? What would have followed the events of "Ocarina of Time"? Here's Link's story...

What was supposed to be a quick means to satisfy a need turns out a lot better on both ends. AlexDes. Warnings inside.

Really bad title. Lucy and Rebecca decide to "help" Desmond and Shaun to find their feelings for each other after they find Shaun acting strangely after Desmond was sick. Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.

To have feelings for his best friend was not in Altair’s list of things to do. MalikxAltair. Rated M for a reason! SPOILERS!

READ IT Trust me.

Short little drabble set at the end of AC. Altair/Malik.

After a snowball fight and a bottle of tequila, Castiel accidentally seduces Dean.

Mary goes through her husbands journals and finds one he may of not wanted her to find. Watson/Mary Watson/Holmes.

In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.

Ever wondered why Malik is always scratching away at a scroll on his desk at the bureau? And Altaïr never does get to see what exactly he’s getting up to... well... at least Malik hopes not. Alty/Maly ensures.

Altair/Malik fanfluff. *Yaoi warning* This is just a scenario on what happens when Altair gets Malik really mad for some reason and he feels bad. Guh, first fanfic so I don't know what the heck to put here.

He thought that survivng that bridge would be the end of his troubles--that he could begin a new life. The military had other plans. Made to march along the other survivors, Nick considers what he's been through...and what lies ahead. One-shot, Nick's POV

A look at the rebuilding of the bond between Altair and Malik. Set after the events of the first game and based loosely on the bits we learn through the Codex found in 2. Preslash leading up to non-explicit slash. Some spoilers for both games.

Altaïr has just assassinated Talal and is returning to the bureau for a rest. He finds Malik, who is still bitter about the Robert De Sable incident. Altaïr needs his rest, Malik watches over him. Multi-chaptered, Altaïr/Malik.

Slash, Sam/Dean. I shouldn't have pushed, but you shouldn't have said no.

Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.

Nick couldn't possibly be the only one to see it... Ellis wasn't the adorable kid that Rochelle saw. Ellis was crazy. NickxEllis one shot! Rated for Nick's mouth

My point is: You can't last a damn day without SEX' Jiraiya yelled. 'Oh please' Kakashi retorted. ' I can last a whole week! You on the other hand can't even last a month'. 'Oh yeah? Let's make a bet: WHOEVER CAN LAST THE LONGEST WITHOUT SEX WINS'

With sexual tension and fighting spirit in abundance, there's a long journey ahead. Yaoi/Slash, ZoSan.

He never felt he had to prove himself to anyone, not even his superiors, but he had always sought to prove himself to Malik. Altair/Malik

What was up with Soul's change in hairstyle halfway through the series? pre-shounen-ai.

Double D goes to visit Eddy, but only his mysterious older brother is at home. Could there be something between a 17 year old boy and a 27 year old man? Slash: Eddy's brother x Double D.

Having just lost his father, a young Warden comes to terms with death.

Without Deddybear, Toki goes wandering in the night... Right where he shouldn't. Slight Skwis/Toki, but mainly fluff. Rated T for, uh... innuendos. And nakedness, but we won't go into that. Written by SEES.

Eventually they’ll figure out that there is such thing as too much, but they’re not going to admit that until they absolutely have to. S/T slash.

Short AltairxMalik one off. What two fellow assassins do once Altair has completed his assassination. Rated M because it has more sexual content than inappropriate language. Possible edits will be made.

...It tasted like Skittles... a short story about Jarad and the warden !warning: Bad languge!

A story told of the great Captain Usopp saving his beloved Luffy from the brink of death-by-sharks. And with a man like Usopp, how could the story NOT be amazing?

Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.

Altaїr secretly likes Malik’s kisses. But he’s not about to tell him that. Especially not when he’s mad at the older man. Because Malik is a jerk. And thus deserves to be ignored. Unrequited Malik/Altaїr. Oneshot. Pregame. Same tone as “Null and Void.”

If Hinata could compare love to anything, a flower would be it. HinaxSaku. Rated T for yuri. No sexual content, just a short and fluffy one-shot.

Takines place in"Home is Where the Hate is." Another 21x24. While 21 takes care of his partner he begins to comprehend his true feelings for 24. But a number of dangerous things pop up per usual, preventing him from getting anywhere. 21x24! SLASH

Sasori never wanted a new partner, particularly not a loud, hot-headed, inexperienced brat. Then he finds himself feeling things he hasn't felt in years. Saso/Dei.

When you're surrounded by nothing but insanity, staying sane becomes something of a chore... A "Superjail!" AU. Chapter 2 is up, for those who are interested!

okay so mainly this is a story of abuse and hinata...poor hinata but kiba comes blah blah blah...just click...you'll see!flames are accepted and will be used to keep me warm on a cold winters night!please read and review!

Malik's married to a pretty little thing, yet Altaïr is still alone. Malik visits him often, has seen the sadness in his eyes, but didn't truly think it could get this bad. Malik/Altaïr, Malik/Wife. Oneshot. Postgame. Darkfic. Have a box of tissues near.

Based on the episode "Can You Spare A Dime?". Spongebob has opened his home to a certain Squid in need. So why would he ask for any more favors? Especially such a scanty maid uniform? Sponge/Squid *One-Shot*

She told Link that the clear water's surface reflects growth, but when she looks down at the pool barely covering the Water Temple's floor, all she sees is rot.

Slash, Sam/Dean. A list of things to do if you only have one day to live, in non-list form.

Cartman Gets a StepFather, who later becomes verbally and physically abbusive to both him and his mom. Cartman has a hard time dealing with it, and starts going down the wrong road in his life, Can Kyle Save him before its too late?CartmanXKyle SLASH

oneshot Everyone who enters the Lost Woods will become a Stalfos. He knew that, everyone did. So why would he willingly walk in?

Little Sisters need to ask Big Daddies some trivial things sometimes... ONESHOT. LS x BD. Very innocent trust me. Just a bit creepy. R&R... and I'll give you wings for free!

Kafei succeeds in getting the Sun Mask back, but when he gets to Clock Town, all he finds is regret. One-shot.

AU Daisy dies in the accident. A year later, Nick is invited to Gatsby's lifeless estate. Gatsby has changed in so many ways, and Nick tries to bring out the Gatsby he once knew. Daisy/Gatsby/Nick SLASH

Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki

Hidan's bored. Deidara's sleepy. Yay. Contains: Yaoi, lemon...

We all know that Jared used to be an alocholic and that he can't resist it when he tastes it. What happens when The Warden gets drunk and accidently breathes some onto him? O.o I'm bad at summeries, please read.

Kyle has always loved Cartman. He goes to The scientist Dr. Alphonse Mephisto to remove his feelings for him..But then it backfires. KyleXCartman .. Please review :

Just a piece I wrote whilst contemplating the tragic, pitiful roles the Big Daddies play in Bioshock. From the Big Daddy's POV, viewing the Little Sister. Please read and review! Rated M for violence.

Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//

Jessie is out to prove her partner's sexual orientation, lest her little heart burst with the hatred of the ultimate cliche. Rocketshipping nonsense and/or smut.

Yeah...random title. I was bored and I've been watching a lot of RvB lately. Fluffy slashyness! I really dont want to give anything away in this story. This is like my beta version of this story...I need to touch it up a bit. But here. Enjoy!

It was just a regular weekday for Altaïr, when he learns the hard way that maybe he was a little too cocky in trying to take on Talal's men. What will the slaver do now that he has an assassin in his grip? Slash, slavery and humiliation

This paddle's out for blood! Rated M for wild Paddle ultra-violence!

It had been three weeks since Tex's death. Her death had hurt them all in ways they'd never have imagined, and turned them to unthinkable consequences. ChurchTucker, GrifSimmons

Before one is accepted into the Brotherhood, one must under go challenges that will test their physical skills and their mental state. Question is, can a young Altair handle the test that is set before him? Rated for serious blood and gore. ONESHOT.

Gir at the park.

The weed made me do it!" Err and Emory spend some quality time, practicing some recreational activities, such as, smoking weed.

From the first time he met him; he knew.

Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.

Desmond has spent several months on the Animus for reasons unknown. Why are the researchers being so persistent for this data? Soon Desmond will have the unfortunate advantage of knowing. Cursing, crude humor, parody/satire. Altair bashing, with love.

So says Yami Bakura, in his OOC Diary! Watch him tackle everything from Eminem, to stingy tomb keeper's in the rain, to girls! And watch as his brain cells rapidly deteriorate! RANDOMNESS IS FUN!

CRACK RAPE! A long series in which Link gets raped. Various degrees of graphic detail, written primarily for LAUGHS, not hottness. Chapter 2: Poe Rape! Chapter 3: Alien Rape! Romani Ranch Alien Invasion

Rated R for Rape! Link gets attacked by redeads as soon as he leaves the Temple of Time. FLAME ME, PLEEEAAASE!

Bill/Ted. Bill and Ted discover a new part of Greek culture.

It's that time of year again, and Bloo's complaining of a lack of snow while Mac is thinking about something a bit more complicated than the existence of a Santa Claus. Happy nondenominational holidays!

What is evil, my love? One knows not the darkness that dwells within another. Dark LinkLink, slash

Grif and Simmons are locked in a closet by Donut and Sarge, and all they really have to do iseach othertalk.

LinkxReDeads. Originally written for an anonymous kink fan fict meme on LJ.

Hidan was a nightmare and a parasite all in one, but be it fate or bad luck, Kakuzu was bound to him. KakuzuxHidan

This story is really short. I will probably never finish it. Ever.

The real way Ichigo keeps his Hollow under control. IchiHichi oneshot

A mask can hide more than just a face. Deitobi oneshot.

Somethings help you mourn, somethings help you move on. Sometimes all you need is a little TLC, or Tobi's Loving Care. DeiTobi fluff with a hint of SasoDei

Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke

Sequel to I'll Take Care of You. Turk has noticed that JD is attracted to Dr. Cox. He shows JD how much he disapproves. JDTurk. slight JDCox. Angst

JD and Turk share something more than friendship. JDTurk. Oneshot. Some angst

[RVB] Grif sees Donut's list, and gets inspired. [slash] [GrifSimmons] [SimmonsSarge] [DonutCaboose]

[RVB] Donut has a bad day. [slash] [DonutCaboose]

Frylock tries to give Carl a present. Pure, undeniable Aqua Teen moment. Simple and easy. R&R

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

When Yugi steals 5 bucks from Malik, and insults Marik while doing it, Marik decides to get even with Yugi. But how did stealing back four times the amount turn into seducing Yugi? And what’s with Joey’s new job?

Slash, SamDean

Naruto sets out to prove to Sasuke that his sexynojutsu is the ultimate technique. Can he get Kakashisensei to fall for his technique, or will he be Sasuke's slave for the day? SasuNaru, KakaIru

Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire? SaiNaru

Yugi wants his lemon, and Yami's gonna help… YYxY. Believe me, this story isn't what you think it is...

Shake learns a lesson he won't soon forget, but knowing him, he probably will. R&R.

Link thinks about someone he missed his chance with.