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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, who woulda thunk it?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Thanks for that, it really narrowed it down.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”.

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."

A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Umm... How do I watch it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire."

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, Captain Obvious.)

A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding."

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating."