Hello everyone!

Call me...Blinky! My real name is none of your concern!

You may have noticed that I've changed my username because I thought it was dumb. Also, it was slightly...weeabooish. There's a difference between otakus and weeaboos, and that crosses it.

I'm 13, 4'9" tall, and a Vietnamese/White-American, if you wanna get my lineage right. I consider myself an American, though.

I wear glasses, and have brown eyes and brown hair.

I know the users candyisyummy83 and BonnieFoxyPuppetTrap IRL.

I have been pretending to be 13 on the web until I actually turned 13. Kinda dumb, but...safer than saying, "I'm 11!" I'm 14 now, though.

Does anyone even read this? Eh, whatever.

I am a grammar freak. I kinda nit-pick at grammar sometimes. Sorry...

I have a beta-profile! This means that I am a beta-reader and will gladly beta-read your [non-porn] stories.

Anyone read my fanfictions? IDK, nor do I particularly care all that much. I just feel popular when people read my stuf

I am really into Sailor Moon, but it's really hard for me to write fanfiction for it. It's 's hella easier to write fanfiction for Death note than anything else for me due to the sheer amount of...the dreaded Plot Holes! I mean, someone has to close those, amiright?

I like Doctor Who, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Sailor Moon, Death Note, The Closer, Law and Order: CI, Bones, various YouTubers, Yandere Simulator, Phineas and Ferb, Johnny Test, Family Guy, Minecraft, Fable II, Fable III (to a lesser extent), and and various other things. I also watch How It's Made for fun (weirdo alert, I know), and enjoy documentaries and nonfiction books on science.

I wanna be a scientist someday. But it's more likely that I'll end up like Pewds and become a YouTuber to earn a living. Hey, as long as I'm independent, right Mom?

My mom is somewhat traditional in how she raises children...she has us dress somewhat conservatively and doesn't like us to leave YouTube comments...she's actually kinda paranoid...

I'm no prude...but I hate lemons. I prefer limes (implied sex) and hate it when people misdefine the terms.

Lemon: Sex scene, including oral and anal.

Lime: It's implied that they had sex somewhere in the story. This includes oral and anal sex.

PWPs are sooo annoying...and not allowed on FanFiction.net. Write your PWPs on AdultFanFiction.net or somewhere. It's pointless and boring.

Try to get me to beta your PWP/pornographic story and I'll block you. :3 Taking absolutely no chances whatsoever.

I've never been in love...I don't even know if I am capable of that kind of love...so my fluff...

Sucks.

Huh...I rant a lot...well, I'm not that kind of a person...I'm really just shy and don't have many IRL friends.

Don't kill me, Misa-bashers. I actually like her. She's SOO naive, but she's fairly intelligent, actually.

I ship KunZoi. *AmiZoi shippers* Blinky...GET OUT.

I kinda ship M x M and Light x Misa. So...yeah, not a yaoi fangirl. The more extreme fangirls...scare me...

There's that. And now for a totally necessary apology,

I...am so sorry...so very. very sorry that so many of my unfinished stories are on hiatus. It's just that...I am bad at multitasking. I need to work on focusing. That's all. If anyone would like to continue the stories on hiatus, contact me via PM, and I'll get back to you ASAP.

I love you guys. XOXO

-Blinky

Here are some observations of the fandoms I've seen:

Sailor Moon: Fairly light, happy and silly stories. Even the Ms are fairly mild. People are fairly picky about fanfictions. Good overall grammar. People aren't very lenient about the ratings, or grammar. If it's rated incorrectly, people will tell you. My advice: Follow the rules, have decent grammar, or you'll get flamed.

Death Note: OK, I get it if English is not your first language, but how come so many good stories have such poor grammar?! Ugh! If English is your first language, at least make an effort to use commas in the correct place, and spell things correctly! And NO, Urban Dictionary is not a good source of grammar help. OK, good. Next: The average age of the fandom is a few years older than Sailor Moon, so s lot of the fanfictions are really intense. Really, really, really intense. Several don't even belong on this website. However, the fandom is generally fairly lenient about content of stories. My advice: avoid M rated stories if you want your innocence to remain intact, and it is generally a very bad idea to search up L and Near in the same character search category without including anyone else. And avoid the "Romance" category altogether, if you like your innocence. The "Horror" stories are very good, though. However, the fandom is generally really nice, so yeah.

That's my advice on navigating those fandoms.

I didn't mean to be rude, so sorry.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a BITCH.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I will GO TO HELL.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be EVIL and have NO MORALS.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being RESPONSIBLE

I am LIBERAL, so I must be GAY

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I must be goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a VIRGIN

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all!

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be NAÏVE

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a PUSSY

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST THINK LITTLE OF THOSE WHO DON'T

I don't LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a LOSER

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a FREAK

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be an obsessive stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak

I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and annoying

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on Earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a LOSER

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a TREE-HUGGING HIPPIE

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, so I MUST be CHILDISH

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need CONVERTING

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything 10 times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having PROBLEMS

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be a wimp.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm not like EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a LOSER

I like to READ, so I MUST be a NERD

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be negative

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm POLITE TO TEACHERS, so I MUST be a TEACHER'S PET

I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep.

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think that all blondes are stupid

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I dye my hair BLACK, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS BUTT

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no life

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

Damn stereotypes.

Anyway, here's an afterword by various fictional characters and what they think of your fanfictions!

[Insert random tsundere character here: P-pervert!

Misa: If Ryuzaki tried to take my Light-kun away...

Usagi: ...no...comment...*giggle*

The Doctor: You know...why did the Bad Wolf virus not delete this?

Near: ...smut...

Mamoru: W-What?!

Chibiusa: MY INNOCENCE! GIVE IT BACK!

Makoto: That...never...happened!

Percy Jackson: Why would my friends ever betray me?! Why would I ever join Chaos!? That sounds like 50 Shades of Stupid to me!

Mello: *blushes* G-God! Why do you guys mentally undress me for this?!

Zoisite: Humph! No comment!

Zoycite: Humph! *cough*...Misogynists...*cough*

Rei: No, you Negatrash! They're fujoshi, not misogynists!

Misa: That's like, the same exact thing, Rei!

Usagi: And the yandere-chans unite! Zoycite-san, Rei-chan and Misa-san are the yandere-chans here!

Zoycite: For one thing, I prefer to classify myself as a tsundere-chan! The second thing- At least I don't have a bratty child with an Electra complex!

Zoisite: She has a point there...I would hate to be Senpai-kun, though...

Ami: She is more of a tsundere...

Minako: Who here is a deredere?

Light: This...is getting off-topic...

Matt: There wasn't ever actually a topic, really. We're just biding our time in the Infinite Fandom Waiting Room. (From now on, it is the IFWR)

Usagi: Oh! I am! By the way, what is an Electra Complex?

Nephrite: Uh oh...someone used advanced Vocabulary!

Ami: An Elextra Complex is where the daughter competes with the mother for attention from the father.

Usagi: Oh.

Near: It was originally conceptualized in 1913 by Sigmund Freud, the man once considered as the father-

Matt and Jadeite: Wasn't he the guy who wouldn't be happy unless everyone was openly in love with their own mother?

Near: Matt...has changed the subject.

Near: I suppose, you could say it that way...

Makoto: If you should dream of cookies, then you have sex on the brain. If you should have...heh heh...how should I put it...erotic dreams, I will say...then you have a cookie deficiency...

Kunzite: What an uncivilized theory. I must say...not everyone is a hormone-driven adolescent, thus it just isn't so that sex is the driving factor in our everyday lives...

Zoisite: *stuffing face with cherry cordials* KUNZIFE-SAMA!

L: May I have one? *pleading face*

Chief Yagami: *slightly freaked out*

Zoycite: Aren't ya concerned about your "Oh-so-pretty" face breaking out in pimples?

Aizawa: *bulging vein* WILL EVERYONE JUST GET SERIOUS?!

Malachite: It is indeed true that this slightly perverted conversation is not on topic, but then again, there was never truly a topic to begin with. Besides- Aizawa, is it? -I, for one, like frivolous conversations. Life is not life without frivolity, after all.

Everyone: [...he's...so formal...]

L: *eats cherry* *ties stem in a knot in his mouth* *spits it out*

Matsuda: Cool!

Misa: Gross!

Usagi: Weird...

Copy and paste the above conversation to add to it your ideas and your characters!

Name your 12 favorite characters in no particular order!

1. Mello. You finally get to be number 1!

2. L!

3. Usagi Tsukino

4. The Tenth Doctor

5. Yandere-chan

6. Ami Nekota

7. Misa Amane

8. Sachiko Shinozaki (Yes...that Sachiko Shinozaki...)

9. Remus Lupin

10. Tomoe!

11. Near. Because he is just too freaking adorable to not include, even if he is a complete asshole.

12. Nanami Momozono

Now, this thing!

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?

Ami Nekota/Near...no, there aren't that many Death Note crossovers, especially with Kamisama Hajimemashita.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Eh. Average.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Nanami Momozono even having sex with the ghost of a seven year old girl in the first place is...off...and how would that even happen in the first place? Femslash doesn't produce pregnancy.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I dunno. I don't read much Harry Potter fanfictions.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Haha, no. L/Ami Nekota...not a good match.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

If Yandere-chan and Tomoe was even a thing, Nanami would go all Yandere-chan on Yandere-chan. No. Yandere-chan is only with Senpai.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Misa...walking in on L and Nanami Momozono...having sex...? They'd both get an earful, after hearing ear-piercing shrieks and L would walk away sad that he got called a pervert. And Tomoe would hear all about it.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Usagi Tsukino breaks up with Mamoru and runs away with Nanami Momozono's boyfriend, Tomoe. Nanami is not amused. ]CRACK]

Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Never seen a Mello/Sachiko Shinozaki fluff. Ending: Mello is dead and torn apart and Sachiko is covered in his blood and guts.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Heartbreak

Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

No.

Does anyone on your friends list write, read or draw Eleven?

Probably anyone who likes him will draw him. Most likely most people. I doodle him sometimes because he is fun to draw.

Does anyone on your friends list write or read Two/Four/Five?

L/Tenth Doctor/Yandere-chan...no.

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I dunno...Hallelujah...her story is super sad, and that song makes me sad.

If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

SUPER CRACK OOC CHARACTERS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I've never read any of the YanSim fanfictions, so never. It's too new to have all of the characters in FanFiction.net's character log.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11), and a brief, unhappy affair with (6) before following the wise advice of (5), and finding true love with (12).

Mello and Misa Amane are in a happy relationship until Remus Lupin runs off with Misa Amane. Mello, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Near, and a brief, unhappy affair with Ami Nekota before following the wise advice of Yandere-chan and finding true love with Nanami Momozono.

What title would you give this fic?

Trials and Tribulations: an M-rated crack fic.

How would you feel if Seven and Eight were in a heated arguement?

Misa Amane is arguing with Sachiko Shinozaki...not going to end well for Amane.

What would you do if you found out Five is a close relative of yours?

I would panic and wonder if I had the YanGene that the rest of her family has.

How would you feel if you found Five and Eight in a closet together with a rubber duck?

I would be terrified as to what they're planning to do with the rubber duck, as Yandere-chan and Sachiko Shinozaki are both psychotic murderers who could probably think of 12 ways to at least severely injure someone with that rubber duck. I would also try to find out who's rubber duck it used to be so that I can search for their dismembered/mangled remains and give them back to their next of kin.

How would you feel if 2 pissed you off in the worst possible way ever?

If L made me that angry...well, I would kick his ass so badly that he would be in the hospital. This is an improvement. I would ordinarily pull a Sachiko and splatter their mangled remains on Near because he's an ass who deserves to spend the 5 plus hours washing the blood from his white clothing and deal with the cops. But he's freaking adorable.

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you think?

I would wonder why they're in bed together, and why they're cheating on their S/O.

7, 9, and 4 have banded together at three AM and are loudly singing the most annoying song you can think of. What is the first thing you think?

Why the hell are they singing "Love Shack" at 3:00am? WHO DARED THEM?!