Hi! PokeThatPokemon here! I'm a hobbyist writer who's juggling with school, overdue homework and the family all at once - so don't expect regular updates...

My Blog: Insta-Link to 'Poke That Potato'

Did you know that the author Simple Potatoes, who hangs out in the Mario archives, is my best friend? I told her about fanfiction, and she went super-Mario-crazy. I happen to know she's never had a single review either, so if you're feeling kind go check her stories out and say I sent you :D

I'm curious, excitable, and easily distracted. I like chickens (the animal) and Pokemon. Etcetera. Etcetera. :P Everyone thinks I'm really crazy when I'm not. I'm just a tad on the weird side - translation, a weirdo and proud :D

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke 'im on :D

Weird is a good thing in the end. Weird is the same as different, which practically means unique, therefore being a weirdo is a good thing and always will be. :3

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Cousin Michael’s Words of Wisdom, the deep and inspiring sayings of a five year old little kid.

Michael is an innocent boy living with his dad, my Uncle Tim, his mum, my Aunt Rachel, his younger sibling, and his house is across the street from his Grandma and Grandad. This is a collection of the things he’s said and done, because the childish innocence in everything he says deserves to be shown to the world. Enjoy, and copy and paste it if you were a little like him when you were younger. I definitely was. If you do, though, this is copyrighted by PokeThatPokemon, so no taking credit! I'm saying my name is Gracie in this so as to not give away my details.

GRANDMA: What happened to your goldfish? What was his name – Spot?
MICHAEL: His name’s not Spot!
GRANDMA: What’s his name then?
MICHAEL: (thinks for a minute) I can’t ‘hember.*
*Remember.

MICHAEL: Gracie... (knocks on door)
ME: Yes, Michael?
MICHAEL: Can I come in now?
ME: I’m in the frigging bath!
MICHAEL: Does that mean I can come in now?

GRANDMA: I’m going shopping. You coming, Michael?
MICHAEL: Yes.
GRANDMA: So where do you want to go shopping?
MICHAEL: Tetto’s.*
*Tesco’s, a British supermarket chain.

GRANDMA: Do you like tuna pasta, Michael?
MICHAEL: No.
(GRANDMA mixes some tuna pasta in with MICHAEL’s tomato pasta to see if he likes it.)
GRANDMA: Did you like the red pasta, Michael?
MICHAEL: Yes.
GRANDMA: Did you like the white pasta as well?
MICHAEL: Yes.
GRANDMA: Well, the white pasta was full of tuna.
MICHAEL: (does the real-life equivalent of o_O)

UNCLE TIM: I’m afraid Gandalf the chicken died.
MICHAEL: Gracie...
ME: Yes, Michael?
MICHAEL: How long will Gandy get to heaven?
(half an hour later; MICHAEL runs into house screaming after going out to feed the remaining chickens to find Gandalf gone)
MICHAEL: I WANT GANDALF!! (falls sobbing into GRANDMA’s arms)

(MICHAEL is on a trip to the zoo with GRANDMA and GRACIE)
MICHAEL: Gracie...
ME: Yes, Michael?
MICHAEL: What are we doing now?
ME: We're going to feed the lorikeets! You know, the rainbow birdies?
MICHAEL: I don't like the rainbow birdies... (turns the corner and sees the lorikeets) ...Yay, I love these birdies! Let's feed them now!!
ME: (facepalms)

Updated every time I visit Grandma’s, so keep a look out!

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What's Going On Right Now?:

WoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!

LEGEND OF THE WHISPERERS IS BACK. BACK AT LAST!!

Potato nearly slapped me hard when I said I'd left it over 6 months now. Sooo...she released me from my ties to her account so I could do it. Yeah!

I sincerely apologise for all the wait and I hope you enjoy the chapter.

~Poke

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PokéFeud: The Fighters!

Skylar (PMD: Evolution of a Species) by DJTiki vs. Robin (PMD: Land of Forgotten Souls) by PokeThatPokemon

PokéFeud: Submit Your OWN Battles To The Collection

I see that you wanted to highlight a battle in PokéFeud. With this, you will have written a chapter on your very own design. All you need to do is follow these simple steps to submit a chapter. Myself and DJTiki wish you the very luck in writing and submitting your battle. It means alot when you do! ;-;

1.) Make sure that you have the author's permission to use their characters, if you hadn't written them.

2.) PM myself or DJTiki stating that you want to join!

3.) Once one of us responds, you will e-mail the battle to DJTiki at djtiki1818@gmail.com!

4.) DJ will get the email and will go through the process of publishing a chapter.

Rules:

Rule 1.) You must have a published story here on Fanfiction.

Rule 2.) The two characters must NOT come from the same story.

Rule 3.) The battle itself (not counting introductions) must be at least 2k words long.

Rule 4.) The battle must not be one already written!

Rule 5.) Myself and DJTiki have the rights to edit your battles for the better before publishing.

Rule 6.) Both combatants must originate from a Pokémon Fanfiction story.

Rule 7.) PM is required! (Sorry guests)

Rule 8.) All battles will be credited towards you if you submit.

Best of luck to you all!

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Copy and Paste stuff:

Bold is me:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND, So I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm SHORT, so I MUST be vulnerable

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or use to take) ANTI DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST so I must dance around a campfire screaming like savage

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be sexist

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kinda girlfriend

I'm TALL, so I MUST be a bully (I'm bullied because I'm tall!)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS THAT ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER, so I MUST go in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly (played Pokemon since I was six years old but I never got called that)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (There is NOTHING WRONG with eating lunch. Everyone gets hungry at some point.)

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear BLACK and only date other punks

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ MA BROTHA

I'm MORMAN, so I must be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I must worship evil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up and whore...

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I'm a ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't HURT A FLY, so I MUST be pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang with TEENAGE drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I tell people OFF, so I must be an over controlling A-hole

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills (I hate my hair)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch

I a NUDEST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker (to some degree at least.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled (having three younger siblings SUCKS. Take it from me.)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love to sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or a Posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth (being English does not entitle posh accents the entire time. Personally, I hate cricket and can't stand the taste of tea either. Oh, and I've never had a filling in my teeth. I am offended greatly by this.)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: Past, present and future

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