Other places you can stalk- I mean to talk to me.

me

MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE FLIPPIN WORLD ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

Ashley-my bff since pre-k, like a long-lost sister. we wrote this(Bella's birthday) and this(Twilight Fictionary) together. much love to ya!!

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALLALALA--Basics-

Name: Brittney Nichole (guess the last part)

Nickname(s):...you don't wanna know

Age: 14

Birthday: July 1st 1994

Birthplace: Katy

Current Location: at the computer duh!

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Dirty Blond

Height:.... 5'1. leave me alone I have alot of Italian in me.

Weight: between 15 and 1,000,000 take your pick

Lefty or Righty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

What Do You Drive: anything i can get my paws on. Mwahahahaha!!

Screenname: huh?

--Favorites--

Color: depends on my mood

Number: 7 or 13

Band: Simple Plan, Linkin Park,Tokio Hotel, Marie Digby, Paramore, 3 Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Fall Out Boy, Evanescence, Green Day Rob Zombie and I'll stop now. We'll be here all day

Music Genre: mostly rock/pop/Alternative

TV Show: ??

Movie:??

Actor: ??

Actress: ?

Kind of Movie: pretty much anything, but I'm big on Romance-Comedy!

Cartoon:?...?...?...?...?...?...?...?

Sport: "Futbol" and "FootBall"

Fast Food Restaurant: to much grease

Food: whatever I'm cravin' at the moment

Ice Cream: look up

Cereal: repeat process

Candy: i will not say/ type it again

Drink: ...no comment

Alcoholic Beverage: ...

Song lyric (so far.): Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is you. You got me hypnatized, so memorized, and I just got to know...

--Do You--

Have any siblings: 3

Have any pets: 6- 5-month old chihuahua/11year old yellow lab/1year old Australian Shepard-German Sheppard mix/ 3year old pit bull/ 2year old chocolate lab/ 8year old gray cat that looks like Tom (that's his name heehee)

Have a job: Babysitting and of course yard-work and the occasional odd-job that every once in a while endangers my life (so fun)

Have a cellphone: yup!

Have any special talents or skills: probably not

Have any fears: Love

Have a bedtime: before midnight!

Sing in the shower: um...er...no?

Want to go to college: I'm going wherever the road takes me.

Get along with your parents: Sometimes...

Have any piercings: ears dude, that's all

Have any tattoos: temporary count?

Swear: look down babe

Smoke: HELL NO

Drink: and again HELL NO!!

Do Drugs: fruit actually gets me high. and no, you do not want to know.

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: ...

Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend:...

Are you single: ...

Are you in a relationship: ...

Do you have a crush on someone: ...

Ever been dumped: ...

Ever dumped someone: ...

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit, always

Black or White: black duh!

Lights On or Lights Off: whaty am I doin and who is it with? -wink-wink-

TV or Movie: mood

Car or Truck: Truck!! Hellz ya

Cash or Check: Cash

Rock or Rap: Rock, DEFINITELY rock!

Chocolate or Vanilla: yummy vanilla-illa-illa-la-la-a-a

French Toast or French Fries: idk

Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries

Cookies or Muffins: um, a cookie-flavored muffin?

Winter Break or Spring Break: spring break. I love the heat

Hugs or Kisses: depends who i'm doin' it with -wink-wink-

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: everyone does...right?

Smiled for no reason: Yes

Laughed so hard you cried: Yes

Talked to someone you don't know: Yes

Drank alcohol: accidentally

Done drugs: No

Partied 'til the sun came up: for the past 6New Years, and sometimes when we have a friends/family bon-fire

Gotten a ticket: no you dim-wit!!

Been arrested:Oh no, how'd you guess...or is sarcasm a forieghn langage to ya?

Been convicted of a crime: yeah, drug-hustlin in the mid-west

Been in a wreck: small fender-bender

Been out of the country: Canada...where the moose are...and the bears -shivers-

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: till marriege (willingly)

Ever TP'd someone's house: no, but it sounds like fun

Ever egged someone's house: look up

How many languages do you speak: english and random words n others. taking Spanish sometime in the near future (stupid school)

Who do you compare yourself to: My siblings and alot of my friends (and the McCabes alot of the time) and alot of other people

Ever regret anything: dosn't everyone?

Do you like being tickled: same with kisses and hugs -perverted smile-

What are your goals: to get through this hell-hole called life

Are your fingers tired: kinda

Are you tired of this survey: yes ;)

Are you happy: Define ‘happy’ then get back to me.

RANDOM CONVERSATIONS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILIE AND STARNGERS AND...you get my point-

3:59 AM-ASHLEYS HOUSE-SLEEP DEPRIVATION HIGH

Me-we really should go to sleep

Ashley-OK

-5sec later-

-talking again-

me-That's it i cant sleep with you anymore!!

Me-I'm Wakko for Wakko and like to Yakko about Yakko

Ashley-and then

me:BLUE GECKO!!

Ashley-I'm gonna wear Yakko's shirt and Wakko's pants

me:but Yakko dosn't wear a shirt and Wakko dosn't wear pants

Ashley: Exactly

me:0.o

-Me and my friend Emily in Katy Mills Mall parking lot, trying to find a spot on a Saturday-

Emily: say somthing random...NOW!!

me, without thinking: Purple Unicorns raped Bill Kaulitz with cookie dough and Barney plushies, then gave me and my evil orange minion penguins the video.

At home, watching Dad fail on Easy at Guitar Hero, me and Anthony waiting for our turns

Me:2 blondes walked into a building. You'd think one of 'em would see it.

-Family cracks up, except Anthony-

my blonde brother Anthony:I don't get it

me: any blonde in this room will not get the joke I'm about to tell-

Anthony:hahahah! I get the joke now!!

Me and Ashley chatting on Yahoo! warning!! Inside Joke alert. You will lose brain cells by reading this.

Ashley: an Anvil's black and shiny

me: it's really heavy to

ash:we know you want to meet it

me: it wants to meet you to

me:Bang!

ash: Boom!!

me: Crash!!

ashley: why'd it make 3 sounds?

me: cause it weighs 3 tons, duh!!

Ash-Oooooo

mwahahaha-

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts. Joe-Jonas-Lover101, cullenzutarakyourufan

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, cullenzutarakyourufan

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers ( or think their stupid, among other insulting things) then copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...if you are bored then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at a TV or computer or any thing like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder who made these 'copy and paste' thingies, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that you want to smack yourself for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt this sudden urge to slam your head into something, then copy and paste this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. IF you agree, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever started writing one story/idea and ended up writing something totally different, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely think that CAMP ROCK is WAY BETTER than HSM, copy this to your profile.

If you still have a life, and haven't offered it to your idol yet, copy this to your profile.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile

If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Johnny(outsiders) died copy and paste this into your profile.

If the book is always better then the movie copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LUV Texas copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless; stupid; annoying; and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it; copy this into your pro! (stupid semicolon)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects CAPTIYP

If several inanimate objects hate you CAPTIYP

If you have ever wished that you had ghost powers CAPTIYP

If you think the father should just his daughter ask for some stupid Ego walffels CAPTIYP

The electric chair was invented by the dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, CAPTIYP

Here ya go ladies... the comebacks you always needed.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Women:Hiding from you.

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

W: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

M: Is this seat empty?

W: Yes, and so will this one if you sit down.

M: Your place or mine?

W: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

M: So what do you do for a living?

W: I'm a female impersonator.

M: Hey, baby, whats your sign?

W: Do not enter.

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

W: Unfertilized

M: Your body is like a temple.

W: Sorry, no services today.

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.

W: But would you stay there?

M: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.

W: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

M: If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

W: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

1. Your real name: Brittney

2. Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Briizzle? (crazy quiz-thingie say What?!)

3. Your detective name (fav color and fav animal): Orange Kitten (sweet!)

4. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and curent street name): Nichole Foots Wilson (sounds OK...NOT)

5. Your Stars Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of first name, last 3 letters of Mom's Maiden name): Prabrunn (er...OK)

6. Your superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Tea (hahahahahahahha)

7. Your Arab Name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of last name, any letter of middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of mom's middle name): Ranutan (so, ran-newt-ton?)

8. Your witness protection name (mothers middle name): Lynn (short, sweet, simple, so the piont

9. Your Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Princess (awesome)

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere, 8 Africans.

52 would be female, 48 male.

70 non-white, 30 white.

70 would be non-Christian, 30 Christian.

89 heterosexual, 11 homosexual.

6 people would possess 59percent of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing, 70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition.

1 would be near death, 1 near birth.

1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.

WHEN ONE CONSIDERS OUR WORLD FROM SUCH A COMPRESSED PERSPECTIVE, THE NEED FOR BOTH ACCEPTANCE, UNDERSTANDING AND EDUCATION BECOMES GLARINGLY APPARENT.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.-they get soo mad at you!!

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. hmmm, i'm gonna try that

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.-you'll never guess

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. -the stupid teen blonde asked for my drivers licence!!

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. -I put it right next to the pet area ;)

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. -they caught me setting up the tent

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" -because it's our job -crrepy smile-

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. hahaha

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. third aisle

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) -done it before i saw this. but i hum the Charlie's Angels theme song

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look -yeah...noooo

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" -i scared a kid :(

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" -Ahhhhhhh!! I hate those meanie voices!! hahaha

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! -they were so scared

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" -I am now banned from Wallie-Mart

And the sad thing is, I've done alot of these things...

I'M A MONKEY

o(o.o)o
((_)),.·´°º~
°°° °°°

copy and paste this into your profile, if you luv da Munkay!!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

try not to cry

mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

he told his friends that it was cool

and when he pulled the trigger back

it shot with a great, huge crack

mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, got straight A's and even got the gold!

when i went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry I had to go, But mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mommy please tell daddy; that I love him very much

and please tell Zack; my boyfriend; it wasnt just a crush

and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now;

and tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now.

and tell my friends; that they were always the best

mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

mommy, please tell my teachers I wont show up for class

and to never forget this, and please dont let it pass

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserved this.

but mommy it's not fair, I left without a kiss

mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

but mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

when I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try something new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live

But mommy I must go now,the time is getting late

mommy tell my Zack I"m sorry to cancel the date

I love you mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true

and mommy all I need to say is, "I love you."

In memory of The Columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

I DON'T CARE about POLITICS, so I MUST NOT CARE about this country

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

╔═╦══╦═╗ put this on your page
║╩╣║║║║║ if you support emos
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝or are emo

(not emo, just totally supportfull)

EMO- eroticly made origami!

You Say Pink.
I Say Black!
You Say Paris Hilton.
I Say Haley Williams!
You Say Zac Efron.
I Say Bill Kaulitz!
You Say Pop.
I Say Punk Rock!
You Say I'm Weird.
I Say I'm Different!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!