18 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Gain access to the intercom for the loud speaker and reenact episodes from,'Secret life of the american teenager.'

18. Go to a loud speaker with your friend a pretend you and your friend are having relationship issues.'

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An Author’s Survey
The many questions asked about authors, and MORE!

Part I: About You

What is your preferred name?
Silver

What is your age?
5.. Beat That!!

What is your gender?
FEMALE! I think...

Do you believe it god?

YES! I AM GOD!!

Do you have any hobbies?
~Why Do You Need to Know?~

…What are they?
Writing,Dancing,Singing

Who or what introduced you to Fanfiction?
Bittersweet

Do you have any animals?
IDK! I Keep Hearing Meowing

What difference have they made?
A big mess..

Friends: ~to many.~

Do you have any strengths?
maybe...

Do you have any weaknesses?

cookies will attck me if i tell you...

Part II: Your Favorites

Favorite genre?
Romance/Humor

Favorite animal?
Unicorns!!jk idk...

Favorite color?
Red,Black,Green,Yellow,Orange

Favorite subject?
huh??

Favorite friend?
ALL OF THEM!!

Favorite couple?

SasuSaku...

Favorite character?
Itachi HES AWSOME!!

Favorite movie?
Dunno.

Favorite song?
I like Paramore and Metro Station songs...

Favorite site?
Fanfiction.net

Favorite anime convention?

Chibi-pa all the way.. xD.

Basic facts about me ~~

- Random.

- Awesome.

- Suger high,all the time.

- I will mess around with anyone.

- Sarcastic.

- Loves candy.

- MUFFINS IS PWN!

- I have a weird obsession with fictional male characters..

FAV FAV FAV anime:

Fullmetal alchemist.

Naruto.

Bleach.

FAV FAV FAV manga:

Fullhouse kiss

F.O.X.

C C C

Fruits Basket.

FAV FAV FAV anime pairings:

EnvyXOC

NarutoXSakura.

DeidaraXFangirl.

KibaXSaku.

EdXWin.

NejiXTen.

FAV FAV FAV crack pairings from Naruto:

TobiXAkatsuki.

DeidaraXTobi.

Favourite websites:

Fanfiction.net

Myspace.com

Deviantart.com

Favourite Quote :

"Not everything appears as they seem."

-ME! Or,unknown.

Anime OR Manga:

Either i guess. For AMV,of course anime. Manga gets a bit boring sometimes,but anime gets annoying with trying to find all the vids for the anime. So i guess i have to say both. Manga and anime are usually adapted,so i guess its better to see one version and then the other.

~~~FUN STUFF~~~

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Deidara

2. Sakura

3. Naruto

4. Kakashi

5. Sai

6. Tobi

7. Itachi

8. Tenten

9. Kiba

10. Jiyara

11. Hinata

12. Neji

13.Muffin -Chan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? - Yea.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?. HELL YEA!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Neji got Tenten pregnant?! Neji you dog you.. I guess they'd.. GET MARRIED! YAY!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yea. It was a KibaSaku. Kinda cute,but kinda short.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sakura and Tobi? If Tobi was immortally youthful forever,then yea! Muwahaha.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? SaiXKiba or JiyaraXSai? Eww,would that be considered adultery?! I guess SaiXKiba.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Itachi walked in on Neji and Sakura having sex?

Itachi: I brought popcorn!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. NarutoXJiyara? It be considered adultery,but okay...Naruto didnt know this feeling before. He dismissed it as father to son love,but is proven wrong,when he secretly finds out Jiyara feels the same way. What happens when Tsunade walks in on them? Will things be the same?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Deidara and Tenten..? idk.. NOOOOO

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Itachi and Neji..? Um how about,'Controlled'. You know,because both Neji and Itachi are expected to do things because of their clan,and both prove them wrong,ne?

11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? My friends think im enough of a freak,thank you very much.

12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not really. None of my friends are anime freaks like me.. Goes in a corner and cries.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Sakura,Kakashi,and Sai? Twitchs. I hope their not,the only way possible is if they are closet hentai writers.. Kukuku.

14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Im not a little pervert.. IM A BIG ONE!

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Tenten? Muwahaha,i'd be evil an pick something from my brother metal ablum,Tenten screams and hides.

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Deidara,Tobi,and Neji?! The warning..? Um okay.. WARNING: STRONG AND EPIC YAOI CONTENT. DO NOT READ IF YOUR EYES CAN BURN UP. VERY RANDOM. RATED M FOR SUGER,MUFFINS,AND CONTENT.

17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? JiraiyaXSakura? Jiraiya:Hey pinkie,this seat empty? Sakura: Yea,and this one will be if you sit down. Knocks Jiraiya over the head. ADULTERY!!

18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? T-They dont r-really k-know each o-other... A-and that w-would be kinda g-gross.

19) How emo is Seven? Not emo,just.. Sadistic! YAY!

20) If thirteen asks twelve out, what would twelve say

I'm doomed!!

By xXSilverCloversXx

10 Things to do when your bored:

1.Walk up to people and say:THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!

2. Go to any store with shopping carts and take them outside and run peoples leg over.OUCH!

3. Go to any store with dressing rooms and take abunch of clothes and just put them all on the floor in the dressing room.

4. Open tomato paste and lead it all the way to the girls bathroom.

5. Watch a anime and keep on talking to annoy other people.

6. Throw a party and invite everyone to a fake place to humiliate themselves.

7. Get 10 soda cans and throw it in your neighbors yard.

8. Make moaning sounds in a dressing room or a bathroom booth.

9. Go into a handicap bathroom and put water all over the floor.

10. Say that you left me for brittney to random men that has girls with them. LOL

By:xXSilverCloversXx

5 things to do when your at home alone:

1.Call all of your friends to ambush your parents.

2. go to your neighbors house and say that you were abandoned.

3. draw a sign at the front door and say that theres a rapist in here,DO NOT BOTHER ME!

4. Tape pictures of orchimaru and sasuke sleeping together and say YAOI! on your neighbors door.

5. Tie yourself up and wait till ur parents are home to make them think someone was here and tried to rob or something o.o

By xXSilverCloversXX