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Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 246,671 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody by lindir's gaze reviews
Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Ori is AWESOME, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Between a bear and a dark place by Oblivian03 reviews
"Easy there, lad. You're alright," Bofur said as he ran over, dropping the needle he had been holding in favor of holding down the thrashing dwarf on the table. Dwalin nodded in acknowledgement to the toymaker and continued with his task, grimacing as each scream tore through his ears. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bofur, Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Scenes of Trust by stickdonkey reviews
Before the events of Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet Fili, Kili and Thorin were a happy close-knit family living in the Blue Mountains. This story is a look into their lives before the events and trials of the quest came between them. Will contain cute dwarflings and family fluff with an undercurrent of angst that will eventually catch up to and lead into TMBDTMY. Can stand alone.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,438 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
An Unexpected Twist by epicfangirl90 reviews
Thorin say some hurtful words to Kili. He soon regrets it deeply when the enemies start using Kili to get to him. Will they save Kili in time? And will Thorin have the opportunity to explain, or will it be too late? This is a fan fiction, I own NOTHING! This story comes from ideas from the movie, drawings from my friend and my imagination. NO slash! -WARNING!: VIOLENCE. Rated - T/M
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Azog - Complete
Of Pain and Betrayed Promise by amariys reviews
Mikoto didn't know Totsuka could be so cruel. This fic is written based on K – Memory of Red chapter 15.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - S. Mikoto, K. Anna, Totsuka T. - Complete
Hey, don't sweat it! It'll all work out somehow! by voidnoir reviews
"His voice came out in a strangled whisper, but much more calm than before, which actually surprised Tatara himself. He heard the phone hang up, and he let the rest of his tears spill freely down his face, gazing dreamily at the now, crimson illuminated skyline." One-shot. Character death. Tatara-centric, with mentions of HOMRA. Contains spoilers.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Yata M., Kusanagi I., Totsuka T. - Complete
When You Wish Upon A Star by bloodmacabre reviews
Misaki was trapped in a cage and began to question about wishing for something he would likely never have. AU. SaruMi. A bit of rape (but not too much). Yaoi, M-rated.
K - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Bonds in Three by Rena Fair reviews
Their bonds repaired and have now forged a strong relationship, Yata and Fushimi are enjoying each other's presence when a Strain messes everything up by giving Yata a new life through some unknown forces. The two now must choose; get rid of the baby or keep it despite it being capable to kill Yata from inside. Filled with romance, angst and fluff, continuation to Strings of Red.
K - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,656 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Territory by Deaths Lie reviews
Saruhiko want's to claim Misaki, but how can he with his past and the fact they're still fighting.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
The Spark of My Life by I.D.G.A.F.B reviews
And our story begins here.
K - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Strings of Red by Rena Fair reviews
A red string is said to connect two people together, but Yata and Fushimi doesn't believe such words until a pair of Strains decided to jump them. Their bond that was once broken are now put to the test as they struggle to find a way to break the spell while living under the same roof. Can they settle their differences and work together even in the brink of death? Time will tell..
K - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,540 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Something of an End by PointsofAuthority03 reviews
Saru moved out of their apartment. And lately he's been distance and the silence between them now is fucking annoying. So he decided to visit him. He would go barging in, talk shit about his apartment, eat, and then play some video games. That was his plan. Such a simple plan. How the hell did it fuck up so badly.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Power Struggle between the Silk Sheets by TheSeriousBard reviews
The secret dreams of Fushimi Saruhiko are dark and shameful. Yet, even though he knows it is a filthy, disgusting dream, the Blue clansman can't help but to re-watch it every night in his mind. Pretty much PWP Smut (but not at the same time...). First-person POV in the mind of Fushimi Saruhiko. Mikoto X Saruhiko X Misaki. Hardcore threesome goodness.
K - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S., S. Mikoto - Complete
All The Small Things by scarylolita reviews
Exquisite and unforgettable, the sky was lit with red when Mikoto Suoh died and Misaki found it strange that the night could look so alive. He never was good at dealing with tragedy. SaruMi.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Yata M., Fushimi S.] - Complete
dirty thoughts by YumesDream reviews
Fushimi got drunk and Yata went to pick him up and let him sleep over at his place. The next morning Fushimi finds an interesting diary of Yata. ONE SHOT / YAOI / LEMON
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S., Kusanagi I. - Complete
Don't Leave by bloodmacabre reviews
After Mikoto's death, Misaki thought that he already had nothing left. What will Saruhiko do when Misaki tried to take his own life? [suicide attempt] misarumi smutties 3 first time to write fic so tell me what d'u think :)
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
A Fairytale's Nightmare by Deaths Lie reviews
Energystarlite and I's way of writing as much fluff, and smut as we felt like, while ruining Saru and Misaki's rather eventful love lives. Yes there is reasons its rated M, that "s" was not an accident.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
A Peony Red Lantern by TheSeriousBard reviews
After a strange encounter during the middle of the night, Yata Misaki began to notice unusual things occurring in his life. He would fall in and out of consciousness, wake up in places he didn't know, and somehow, he could feel his own mind slowly disappear from within him… Fantasy; Hardcore smut; Dominant-uke action. SaruMi(?) (I guess it counts…)
K - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Colourless World by Ittoki Otoya reviews
The world had always been a dull and colourless world to Fushimi. He hated the world and he would not care less about what would happen to it. But that changed when he met Yata Misaki. He felt himself being pulled into the shorter male's pace and his world was filled with colours for the first time.
K - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Dangerous Venus by TheSeriousBard reviews
Yata and some of the Red clansmen decide to take Chitose to the hottest new club in Shizume City after he had a horrible break up with his latest girlfriend. Regretting his decision quickly after arriving, Yata's girl-fearing personality results in leaving him alone for the night…until… SaruMi; OC; Misaki Sandwich. Rated M: Language; Violence; Non-Con; Smut
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Bedtime by safelystowed reviews
A young Fili and Kili take over Thorin's room. The night is anything but peaceful! Non-slash :)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Evolution of a Species by TheSeriousBard reviews
To Saruhiko, mankind was nothing more than a blight to the world. After meeting Misaki, the feelings that he had once rejected began to grow and shape his life—for better or for worse. SaruMi; AU; Read the warning note before proceeding.
K - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Can't Stop by DarkBlueLynx reviews
He should've stayed on his bed this morning and ignored Fushimi's call to go to his office. Then maybe, he would be spared from this torture…. Pleasurable torture from his lover to be exact. AU.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
To live again by STech reviews
Does everything really happen for a reason? How can life possibly go on when everyone you've ever been close to has left you? A four-part series in which Misaki learns to live again.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,081 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Sorry by sassyassmutha reviews
She sat there in complete peace as the joyous chaos engulfed her. She was so strange for a child, but he realized how much he thanked her for that. Even if he could not believe her words. Fushimi/Anna Bonding Fic.
K - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Fushimi S., K. Anna - Complete
Off Duty by silenteccentric reviews
Awashima is called by SCEPTER 4 on her day off and has to pick up Fushimi at home. / Short, Fluffy, boyslove, will maybe be continued.
K - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Awashima S.
Love Via Crepes by carnival-cafe reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Misaki is swamped with all the customers coming in to enjoy the holiday special at work. The worst happens when Saruhiko walks in and though it's already a drag with having to deal with a full house it gets even more irritating for Misaki now that his ex-best friend is in close proximity of him and with a date?
K - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Fading Away by Swift as an Arrow reviews
He became a doctor to save those who matter to him, but he couldn't save the one who mattered most. Warning for character death.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Fushimi S., Munakata R. - Complete
A palette by silenteccentric reviews
Retrospect when Yata and Fushimi were still in High School and Friends. Short sketch, mild boys love.
K - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
I Was and Am Alone by Partridge On A Pear Tree reviews
He gave up. He separated himself from the world. Yes, he attended school in a regular basis, but it's not like he actually befriended people. To the point that he's always alone and nobody cares. To the point that the people around him believed that he prefers to be alone. To the point that because of that belief, no one tried to actually go near him. SaruMi. Oneshot.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
The Daily Prompts of Saruhiko Fushimi by Casketta reviews
Written from my Fushimi ask blog, these prompts range from K to M ratings and cover a variety of topics, ranging from gore, to fluff, to angst and to smut.
K - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,146 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Fushimi S.
A Life Worth Living by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
An account of the Battle of the Five Armies from Kili's point of view. Read at your own risk. Not responsible for destroyed feels. One shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Broken vow by Narialam reviews
Aún puede oír los sollozos de Yata, el grito de Anna perforar su cráneo y no puede evitar preguntarse si llorar le servirá de algo. Viñeta.
K - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kusanagi I., K. Anna - Complete
Morning Call by Swift as an Arrow reviews
What would happen if every single morning you were woken up by the person you would one day come to love? AU
K - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Match by Byronic Heroine reviews
Misaki had thought that, even if Saruhiko took everything else from him, he would still have his pride. He was wrong. SaruMisa, non-con, almost PWP.
K - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Is There Love In This Obsession? by xBits reviews
He stares at their bloody hands, contemplating. It would be so easy to join them together – a blood oath – the promise of eternal loyalty between the participants, the eternal love. And Misaki would be his and his alone. Closer, so close – too close. "We're already so far gone." PWP, pretty much, Post-series
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
For the benefit of Misaki by Thecurtaincall reviews
He and Fushimi were partners. He trusted the stupid monkey and knew the other had his back. He would never admit it but he saw him as a friend. He thought he finally found a friend who he could grow strong with. But then the stupid monkey started to change, and the monkey wanted him to change too. But he wouldn't. So Fushimi made him change, by force.
K - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Yata M.
A Monkey's Trap by Fushi-Sashimi reviews
A one-shot for Sarumi! My OTP from K. Well this fanfic is about Fushimi cornering Misaki into an alley and instead of killing him, things happened Warning: Extreme Yaoi content. Don't like, don't read.
K - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Street Lights by Thecurtaincall reviews
HOMRA is his street light. He clings to it as all around him the darkness tries to pull him back in. But the light grounds him and warns the darkness to stay away. But the darkness is persistent and will have him at all cost. And when he and Anna fall ill, he knows its only a matter of time till the darkness hooks its claws into him again.
K - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Yata M.
Of The Misuse of Back Alleys by Mishaa reviews
PWP: Alley sex. Fushimi drowns in all the sounds Yata makes—sounds that only he has heard. Mikoto might have Yata's loyalty and even a bit of his heart, but he'll never see Yata like this—squirming beneath him, teary eyed and red all over, his misty eyes begging for more. #Kinkfill
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
One last smile by haloru reviews
'So it has finally come down to this...' After an intense battle, Misaki wins for the first time in his life. But will he be able to give the finishing blow? Memories are meant to be kept alive, but if you cling to the past, what will happen to the present? Fushimi/Yata. Heavy T.
K - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Caught! by AllBlueChaser reviews
A response for the Sanji/Zoro Kinkmeme over on LJ. Papa Zeff walking in on his little eggplant and Zoro while things are a little hot and heavy. Bonus Points if Zoro is chased out of the house in a bed sheet or something of the like. Short AU thing.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete