Hey there! Names Jade! I will be you guide to my site/profile/thingie. Well I am... You know what? I know most people don't read these, so why should I care?

Age: What the hell do you think... creep.

Stories:

King of Kings:

Almost done with Chapter 1, just a few more edits. Already working on Chapter 2. Updates may be weekly, depending on how I feel when I write. I write on inspiration alone, if I am not into it, I won't write it.

Favorite Quotes

There once was a women from Que, (I think...)

Who filled her Va*na with glue

She said with a grin, as they payed to get in,

they'll pay to get out of it too!" Sebastian Michealis- Black butler

"I'll take a potato chip and eat it!" - Kira/ Light Yagami- Death Note

"I'll give this strawberry if you keep my secret," -L- Death Note

"Don't call me short or I will break off your legs and stick them on your head!" Edward Elric- FMA

"Brother!" Alphonse Elric-FMA

"Delete that immediately!" Nagisa~ Assassination Classroom

"Your son is about to be allergic to my foot up his a* in a second!" Jacksepticeye~ Oculus Rift, vitual jobs chef(that game but IDK the actual title)

"This game runs at A* frames-per-second..." Jacksepticeye~ Bloopers and Outtakes.

"The answer to every problem you have with a girl= give her a kitten. 9/10 she will forget everything in favor of the cat. Unless she is allergic... Then you have another problem and 99 of them are hospital bills for when you send her to the ER." ~ Me

"Your sins have accumulated to nothing, you are but a molecule of sand in comparison to me. In other terms, you are nothing. Your actions are only hindrance's, and thus. You are nothing but sin. Become yet another particle of salt in my pillar. and you shall find purity under my rule." A comment representing Yuu from Seraph of the End.

Favorite shows/books

Think of an anime. I have probably watched it if has less than 100 episodes if it is semi-mainstream with a decent plotline. As for books, most mainstream ones. As for cartoons, again, most mainstream ADULT ones.

Favorite Anime CURRENTLY: Well it is very difficult to choose, but for now, Ajin takes the special place in my heart. Quickly followed by Seraph of the End XD

Favorite Book Currently: The Giver. By FAR.

Favorite Cartoon Currently: Ok this one was difficult... like, anime level difficult. There are few that I like, but I love all of them. #1 is Rick and Morty, closely followed by #2 Archer and #3 South Park. If we want to go further #4 is the Boondocks.

Annnnd that's all I can think of.