Jesse had a bucket list. A sex bucket list. He pilfered it after watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother: Lily's 50 Reason to Have Sex. (Rated M for sexual content. Fluffy, lemony, one-shot goodness.)

A project for the Johnlock gift exchange, written for colorcolour, whose prompt was "footsies". John's a bit depressed this Valentine's Day... it's his first in a very long time without a date. It doesn't help that his marriage has just fallen apart. Sherlock just wants to make John smile again. Ridiculous socks, sexual tension, and cuddly smut. What more could you ask for? Enjoy!

Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)

Sherlock and John are snowed in and Mrs Hudson's away at her sister's for the holidays. Instead of putting up with Sherlock's bitching, John decides to loosen him up with some alcohol. A drinking game ensues and some confessions come out. Part 1 of 10 of the Let's Write Sherlock Winter Series Prompts.

Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock... Johnlock fluffy smutty one-shot. Rated M for a reason, a very good one!

John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.

Being locked in a confined space with others allows all sorts of things to come to light. Rated M for John's terrible language and things to come... Johnlock, there will soon be a second part, but for now it stands alone as it is.

John Watson was completely and utterly stunned, to say in the least. It wasn't every day you walk in on your best friend drunk off his rockers trying to wank his favorite pillow in the middle of the parlor. Actually, it was Sherlock. He really shouldn't even be questioning it - but once he did, he was certainly glad about it.

A (late) Halloween fic. Sherlock and John are throwing a party but the only thing that's rocking is the coffee table as they thrust feverishly on top of it.

Sherlock blurts out a bit of private information regarding his relationship with John in front of half of NSY. A Bit Not Good. Humour and Johnlock - lots of Johnlock. Oh and fluffy bits. For Old Ping Hai - cause she is awesome:) Rated M

The one where Stiles is mistakenly led to believe that Derek thinks he stinks and Derek just wants to mate with him. *sexytimes* *sterek*

John and Sherlock have a go at it, and the talk gets pretty saucy. Johnlock. Sexually graphic!

Pudge gets a little afternoon delight. Rated M (Mature) for harsh language and explicit sexual content.

John had a craving for sweets. Sherlock has a craving for something else entirely.

Sherlock is bored and John comes home angry. Everyones favorite sociopath loves to poke the angry kitten. This is a simple Johnlock oneshot I wrote while I was bored at lunch. Rated Mature for explicit content though suprisingly only a few swear words. XD this is my first slash! please read and review! SLASH Johnlock! Don't like, don't read! You have been warned

Derek stops by after the incident with Isaac at the jail house. Stiles needed to feel safe. Derek needed a place to sleep. A blowjob may or may not be thrown into the mix. Fluffy, tiny bit angsty, smutty, and so deliciously amazing.

Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.

It begins as anordinary Saturday night: the pack is tailing a group of hunters in a club. Stiles wants to dance. Derek just wants Stiles to be quiet. Sterek

John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.

OneShot: How did he end up in his jeep with a really horny Derek? This can't be his life.

John receives an unwanted present from Harry. He never expected to enjoy it so much. (No incest at all guys, this is pure John/Sherlock)

Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.

John must be naturally heat-tolerant...and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock's stretched nerves in a way he can't define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat. Slash.

Based off a gifset from Tumblr. Everyone is born with a name on their hand. No one really knows what the name means. Scott has Isaac on his hand, and it's making things a little awkward. Rated M for sexual content.

A bit of after-the-finals Beca and Jesse action. How their real "relationship" starts out in my head. M to be safe!

There were three perfectly good reasons why John H. Watson rarely drank enough alcohol to actually become drunk. Unfortunately, this evening, he had managed to forget all of them. Sherlock isn't wearing nearly enough clothes for this to end tidily.

Isaac's got a dirty mouth. Scott is surprisingly receptive to that.

This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at

The five times that John and Sherlock managed to right themselves before their son Hamish walked in on them doing the nasty and the one time they didn't. There will be man sex. You've been warned.

Stiles goes from spine-tingling dream to mind-blowing reality. [Pure Sterek smut]

If John has to look at Sherlock strut around the flat in just a towel one more time, he's going to snap.

Of Merlin in purple and ass-flattering jeans and made up words and Arthur deluding himself into believing that it is, in fact, innocent to fantasize about your best friend and he's not at all gay. Except when he is. Merthur Slash oneshot

John is alone at Baker Street so he texts to Sherlock. Although Sherlock is interrogating someone he answers, not knowing what kind of game John plays with him. Then he finds out. M for language; SLASH; quite detailed; JohnXSherlock

In which Stiles takes something and Derek is determined to use any means necessary to get it back. Including dirty talk.

It's a full moon, and Derek's in heat. Stiles has been warned to stay away from him, but when did Stiles ever do as he's told? Written for Kink Bingo to claim my 'danger' square. Warnings for all sorts of explicit content and underage Stiles.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy locked up alone in Grimmauld Place was just asking for trouble. As far as everyone else is concerned, it was bound to happen eventually; Creevey's thrilled, and Snape's not pleased.

John is feeling a bit useless and so Sherlock does Sherlocky things to make up for it.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Basically plotless smut. The Holmes-Watson newlyweds are on their honeymoon. John wants to go sight-seeing. Sherlock would much rather do something that doesn't involve clothes or leaving their hotel room.

The fact that Derek had the fucking nerve to climb into his window at two o'clock in the morning and wake him up was one thing. It was a whole other story when Derek just stared at him and, without even saying a hello, said the next three words that would practically change Stiles' life forever. "You're my mate."

Random snippets of Sterek.

Scott doesn't know what Stiles and Derek get up to.

Scott plans a sleepover with Stiles, but things don't work out the way he expects them too, especially not with his brother around. Human AU where Derek is Scott's older brother and Stiles' boyfriend.

Being brought to Buckingham Palace was a surprise, seeing his flat mate in his sheet without any pants was also a surprise but it was nothing compared to the surprise that was still awaiting John on this particular day.

Stiles thinks it'll be funny to take advantage of Derek's superhuman hearing. Whilst he's sitting in Derek's car. Whilst Derek is in the Stilinski house, having a man-to-man talk with his father about his intentions with Stiles. repost from AO3. Contains dirty talk, innuendo, humour, knotting, first time and mating

Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.

It was one of the hottest Sundays in Beacon Hills, California, in a long, long time.

John just wants to be paid more attention.

Derek/Stiles oneshot. Derek and Stiles have sex, and for once, when it's over with, Stiles is lost for words. It is only a little bit awkward.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

After sex, Derek just wants to sleep, but Stiles seems to be more talkative than ever. How will he get him to calm down? It's rated M y'all, so you know it's going to be fun.

He's pretty sure their snark can actually cause WWIII if they keep it up.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Derek's in New York and he misses Stiles. He wants to have phone sex, and who is Stiles to deny him? Derek/Stiles. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.

or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.

Harry's tired. Tired of the sneaking around, tired of the empty bed and cold sheets the morning after, and tired of being 'casual'. What's Draco to do when Harry says he's tired of being his plaything? Perhaps a bit of forced celibacy is just what the Slytherin needs to knock some sense into him. Now, if only Harry would just shut up and listen. Written for the lovely ChrystelleK.

Waiting on hold for tech support turns out to be more enjoyable than John expected. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.

"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.

John starts a private blog regarding his more intimate moments with Sherlock. When it is accidentally posted as public, many people have something to say. Smut, hilarity.

My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.

...According To Sherlock. Sherlock charts John's reasons for sleeping with him. Loving smut. Smashy smut. Warm smut. Apologetic smut. Slick, wet smut. I do not own characters.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

"He'd been sitting on the sofa, minding his own business, when the consulting detective flopped down across him, adopting his customary 'thinking pose.'" Rated M for sexytimes.

He had to stop himself and lock his eyes onto the grubby pile of the carpet. It just wouldn't do to get a hard-on in front of anybody, let alone Sherlock, and certainly not when thinking about- Dare he say it?- chair sex. Johnlock smut because feelings.

After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...

John just wanted to get some sleep after a long day, Sherlock had other ideas. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.

"Behave or I will go read in the kitchen." John found it a bit difficult to keep his hands to himself lying in bed next to a reading Sherlock. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.

A smutty little fic in which John discovers Sherlock has never been properly kissed. Sexy times ensue. Later chapters will contain more smut. Hooray! Basically a PWP, though I feel a P may develop at some point. We'll see...

One-Shot. John knows that Sherlock often plays his violin while in thought. He forgets, however, the eccentricities of Sherlock Holmes playing the violin. Pre-Reichenbach. Fluff. Nudity. R/R s'il vous plait!

John thought he was being awfully clever, hiding Sherlock's cigarettes under the skull. But he forgot that's where they normally kept the lubricant. One Shot.

Arthur follows Merlin and Gaius to the Isle of the Blessed and sees Merlin performing magic. What does he do now?

Draco sees Blaise Zabini talking to Harry and gets a little possessive. Oneshot. Established Drarry. Slash. M for obvious reasons.

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Sherlock is drunk. John is not. Regent's Park is empty. And it's a Tuesday. "So are you going to wank for me John Hamish Watson-Holmes?" The man so named thought about the answer briefly, then replied. "Yes, my espoused, I do believe I am."

ONESHOT - Just what will Sherlock do for a cigarette? Warning: Spoiler for Hound of the Baskervilles. Slash - don't like, don't read. Persuasion Series (1/2)

Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?

When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?

Phone sex

Sherlock is bored and begins shooting the wall. John finds another way to preoccupy him. PWP, AU, Slash, M/M

The morning after the night before, sequel to 'Sometimes The Smell Of You Makes Me Crazy'. Now with bottom!Derek.

"It's the still slightly-obscene nature of the act that makes him love it. It's not, of course, illegal, but yet…it maintains an aura of a-little-less-than respectable, we-don't-talk-about-it anywhere, je ne sais quoi." That M rating is serious, friends.

All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...

Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function

Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.

John sustains a head injury and has to get glasses. Sherlock finds them... curious. PWP for MarieLikesToDraw on Tumblr who asked for John in glasses.

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Dean's been trying forever to convince Castiel to let out his wings during sex. His persistence is about to be rewarded.

Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP

It's raining and the crime scene is dead. Sherlock gets hold of Mycroft's umbrella, then proceeds to warm John up under it. Written for a good friend.

John's home sick from a case and calls Sherlock, horny. Might not be the best time, though.

Once Harry finally gets Draco into his bed, he's not entirely sure he wants him to get out of it. Once Draco finally gets into Harry's bed, he isn't in a hurry to leave.

This fic contains happy-go-lucky!John, John/Sarah somewhat smutty scenes, dangerous scenes with John drinking tea, John/John smutty scenes, John/Sherlock straight out and long smut scene, and, finally, ends with fluffyness. Enjoy!

Stiles borrows one of Derek's shirts because he can, because likes the way it feels and smells. Derek likes the way Stiles smells when he wears it.

Researching for the 'Silver Blaze' case, Sherlock spends too much time in the library. When John gets bored and goes exploring, they find a new spark of inspiration for their relationship

Sherlock and John wake up together. There's no milk for tea. 20 pounds and dinner is on the line when they bet on the keen eyes of London grocery shoppers to see if anyone knows what they've been up to. M for sexual themes and language.

Fluffy goodness in which John tries to guess Sherlock's middle name.

John did not belong to Sarah. John most definitively belonged to Sherlock. And Sherlock was going to prove it.

Sherlock is so selfish and lazy that he can't even be bothered to take off his own pajamas. PWP, nothing else.

Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.

"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.

Sherlock sustains a minor injury and John is protective.

For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.

Dean gets a phone call from Castiel late on night.

Fluff and total smex like most of my stuff. Another chapter of John & Sherlock in the morning, humorous and not explicit, although earlier chapters are. Don't own: yada, yada

"You're going to be such work," Sherlock breathes against John's back. Written for a specific request on LJ. Total slash PWP, with little redeeming value. Rated M for a reason, folks.

And the one time John kissed Sherlock. Slash

A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D

For Sherlock there is only John. Not quite as fluffy as it sounds. SHERLOCK/JOHN, you have been warned. R or NC-17 for later chapters.

Harry's secret lover wrote him a love note and stuck in his potions book. Ginny finds it and trouble ensues. COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot,

3 Christmas snapshots of Sherlock and John. Christmas fluff, mentions of smut, a few swears. Sherlock/John. R&R, x.

John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Pre-established S/J. Sherlock wants to release some tension after solving a case, and so does John, but they have differing opinions on where is, and where isn't, an appropriate location. Coitus interruptus. *See A/N for warnings.

Valkyrie knows what she likes, and in this case, she likes Skulduggery. A whole lot. A Skulduggery/Valkyrie romance, rated M for a very good reason. Be warned: Skulduggery is very much a skeleton here. If the idea squicks you, don't click.

Castiel's wings have an unexpected and very inappropriate effect on Dean... Spoilers for season 6.

A graphic grown-up exploration, if you will, of my silly 5 plus 1 The Scientific Method I recommend that you read before or along side by request. Sorry it took so long. Don't own: yada, yada. R&R always appreciated.

Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?

Arthur is obsessed with Merlin. Well, a certain part of Merlin in particular...

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

Sherlock is distant, John is concerned, Mycroft makes inappropriate comments, and Lestrade is a most triumphant gambler. Sherlock/John. SEQUEL TO WEEP LITTLE LION MAN. NEWLY DUBBED MUMFORDVERSE.

It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

The Colonel is horny and bored. Poor Pudge is paying the price. But does he really mind? Explicit M/M slash, don't like then go away.

Ron visits Harry on a day off from work. Harry/Ron slash.

Arthur hadn't realized that becoming King would mean people would start wooing his Merlin. SLASH. Arthur/Merlin.

Merlin has a different secret, and he's hiding it under his favorite fashion statement. Arthur get's to the bottom of it. ONESHOT, slash, M/A

Morgana gives Merlin a present that he has no intention of re-gifting. Warnings for hot boy smut

Hermione needs to get up for school. Yeah. Not happening.

Merlin likes how tight Arthur is. Smut.

Merlin's magic runs out of his control...with amusing results

Morgana's dreams often come true, even when they are about the crowned prince and his servant

Arthur gets hit with an Obedience curse - and Merlin is the one he is forced to obey until it wears off. Doesn't mean they can't enjoy it until then. Smut, bondage.

In which Arthur learns the value of being indiscreet every now and again. Arthur/Merlin slash, of course, M rated for language and all the implied goodness. One-shot. Enjoy!

Merlin and Arthur are trapped. there is only one way out. very smutty. seriously, just smut.

“When Arthur is king he makes Merlin court magician and he gets a new manservant. The manservant has a crush on Arthur and Merlin gets jealous.” And proceeds to properly label his personal property. SLASH

Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH

Harry and Draco must resort to desperate - meaning Muggle - means to complete a tedious household chore when Kreacher goes on holiday. Hilarity and illicit hijinks ensue. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content. For GoesKaboom.

Merlin likes to make Arthur jealous. //oneshot// //MerlinArthur//

Gwen hangs mistletoe in Arthur's room to inspire the boys. PWP.

Arthur takes a bath and thinks about Merlin. Better than it sounds. Arthur/Merlin. Warning!citrus. M for a reason. Teensy tiny bit of angst that barely matters. Edited out, hopefully, all of the name mistakes. Thanks to the poeple that pointed them out.

HGDM: Fluff and smut. Draco needs a friend and a place to stay. Hermione needs more than that.

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Just because Draco is away doesn't mean he can't get Harry to participate over the phone. DMxHP,PWP,Mature. Birthday fic for AshaPasha

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

Truth Or Dare story. Slash. H/D...Truth or Dare...Wizard Style.

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.

Some short yet hot smut. Kinky, slash, bondage, yadda yadda. HPDM. Harry's naughty, Draco's inventive cruel. Read and review. Will need change of underwear...Not for kiddies or homophobes.

Harry gets another tattoo... and Draco gets his first. A little pain kink.

It seems Malfoy has a slight problem, and it's all Harry's fault. DMxHP. M Oneshot PWP LEMON.

Harry gets into some risky mischeif with Ron during a dull class. Slash: HPRW

HxD slash. Harry is devious, Ron has a very shocking night, and Draco enjoys himself immensely.

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'