First off my picture is of my daughter and Nick. I put the two together to show how much they look alike. It's actually really scary. I'm not good at profiles. I don't have lots to say. But I really like reading JB fanfics. I also write them but alot of them I haven't posted. I'm a mom of a teenage daughter. She's the one who introduced me to the Jonas Brothers. I love those three boys but not in the pervy way. I've met them twice and now they fill an empty spot in my heart.

If you are a true Jonas Brothers fan please please read this story. It's a one-shot and it's awesome. You will totally understand it. But beware it might make you cry. Just follow the link below.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4294812/1/True_Life_of_a_Jonas_Fan

I finally posted a fanfic on here please read and comment it. I'd love to know what people think.

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

you know you're a true jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote joe for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

The top five ways you know you're a true Jonas Brother fan when:

1. You teared up when Nick talked about his diabeaties

2. You tear up every time you hear a little bit longer

3. You can sing every Jonas song without looking at the lyrics

4. You can name all the Jonas Brothers songs even the songs on Nick's solo album

5. You go to the Hannah Monntannah Best of Both Worlds in 3D movie just to se the Jonas Brothers in 3D and thought that they deffinatly didn't have a big enough part in it.

My fave quotes:

1. "Fine take your bannana!" Joe Jonas

2. "There's no traffic in Oklahoma!" Joe Jonas

3. "Rice moves? Oh! Nice moves! I was gonna say what kind of rice moves? Don't eat it!" Joe Jonas

4. "Oh did I hurt you Joe?" Kevin Jonas "No, just showung my arm mucles." Joe Jonas

5. "Weeee, I'm a ghost!" Joe Jonas "You can haunt me any time" Me talking to the computer since Joe said weee, I'm a ghost

6. "You know what the best way to get rid of a soar throught is?" Joe Joas "What?" Girl "Eat a bowl of sugar." Joe Joas "A bowl of sugar?" Girl "Yea. Take a bowl of sugar, fill it with water, and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once." Joe Jonas "And he turned out the way he did so I don't know if you want to try that." Kevin Jonas

7. "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you." Girl "Oh wow. (blushes)" Nick Jonas "Well he does." Joe Jonas

8. "I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!" Joe Jonas

Yeah... I'm obssesed. I'm willing to admit that. i also like other disney starz especially Corbin Bleu.

Check all that apply to you.

if your not a JB fan, don't attempt to understand this

(X)you have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(X)you are disappointed the boys wear undershirts at their concerts

(X)Eternity and A Little Bit Longer make you tear up

(X)you comment JB's myspace daily and always check for messages/comments from the boys

(X)you can sing every JB song word for word, even the new and unreleased ones

(X)You know what "CAMPFIRE" means and can do it almost as good as the boys

(X)you wish you were one of the girls who has dated any of the three boys

(X)A comment/message from the Jonas boys is received, you jump up and down screaming for 15 minutes

(X)you constantly think about one of the boys

(X)you argue with anyone who thinks they like one of them more than you

(10x'sX)you liked Kevin before he became 'hot' and always thought he was (DEFFINATELY!!)

(X)you know about Nick's solo album/project and all the songs on it

(X)you call them by their nicknames

(X)you know all the boys ages and birthdays, even Frankie

(X)you vote for When You Look Me In The Eyes on TRL daily, and celebrated when it hit #1

(X)you want a tambourine even though you cant play

(X)"I am what I am I can't help myself"

(X)You don't understand how the girls in 'SOS','Still In Love With You',and 'Games' could've been so mean to them

(X)your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers too much

(X)you beg your parents to visit Austrailia so you can pick up the accent

(X)you know the relation between JB and Busted

(X)your whole MySpace page is dedicated to JB

(X)you've had an AIM/IM screenname with JB, Nick, Joe, or Kevin in it

(X)you have at least 10 songs from them on your iPod/MP3 player (ALL OF THEM )

( )you try to put fifty dollar bills in soda machines (I just laugh at Joe, lol)

(X)you know where "mereal and cilk" came from and crack up everytime you watch that video

(X)you believe that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(X)you find yourself replacing the words 'Girl of my dreams' with 'guyS of my dreams' meaning the boys

(X)you know where 'OMG Nick, you're so hot, uh' came from and can't help but laugh

(X)your desktop and screensaver is Jonas Brothers

(X)you know what 'A Little Bit Longer' is written for

(X)you are caught calling yourself a 'kid from the future, whoa!'

(X)you know what 'PONED' means, and use the word on a daily basis

(X)you promote JB everywhere you go

(X)JB=LIFE no questions asked

(X)you know their parents names

(X)you say 'OMJ' 'Holy Jonas' etc

(X)you plan on celebrating 'Quaziggyziggyzam' every year

(X)you hate AJ for dating Joe(just for breaking up with him to be with Mitchell)

(X)you hate Miley for dating Nick last summer, never denying the dating rumors, and for kissing him on the cheek to show off to all her friends in Tenessee 9 (i just hate her for her)

(X)you hate Zoe(again, not sure on the name)for dating Kevin (does jealous count?)

(X)you use the catch phrase 'it was fantastilistic!'

(X)when you see a lot of cars you yell 'TRAFFIC'

(X)you play with Jack Sparrow action figures

(X)when you find a bat, you automatically hit people in the head with it(just wiffle ball bats)

(X)you tried Tai Chi, just because the boys did it

( Xyou often say, 'Yo that's illogical, i can't have it' when you don't agree with something

(X)you wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement(for Kevin)

(X)you know what retainer time is and laugh about it often

(X)when you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say, 'Look at Nick, he's a studmuffin'

(X)you know if Kevin wasn't a musician he'd be the perfect car salesman

(X)you buy Baby Bottle Pops just because of the commercial (only the boys fav flavor too.)

(X)you wished you lived in the year 3000 with the boys (that'd be freakin awesome!!)

(X)Limited Too is your favorite restaurant(YOU KNOW IT!!)

(X)you cried when you watched the speech when Nick announced his diabetes

(X)JB is the reason you get magazines (absolutely)

(X)you have two copies of their edition of Life Story, just so you can pin up both sides of each page

(X)you own or are friends with a MySpace Jonas fanpage

(X)the whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding.