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Joined 09-08-09, id: 2078061, Profile Updated: 01-20-10
Author has written 5 stories for Zoey 101, and iCarly.

Sup, people. Wendy here!

If you didn't notice, my friends Carly, Freddie, and Sam ALL have blogs here! Its ah-mazing! I might just start my own!

I never get get sent out into battle (darn my weakness...) so I play my part writing FANFICS!

I'm female (durr.), I'm 15, and I'm awesome! Any questions?

Seddie!! (Yes, I used them ALL, B, I AND U. xD)

Copy and Paste if you have OSD (Obsessive Seddie Disorder ;))!

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ;)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

EMO GRASS CUTS ITSELF!!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours,palinana, Liviyan

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

( )_( ) (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you've ever started singing really loudly in public, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.

you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, russanodrey (it's paaaaainful...), Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Liviyan (NOT fun...ow...), AgentAdorkableLovelies (I still can't remember the other half of the alphabet...is that a bad thing?:()

If you think it's weird that the only thing Mark does to fix Maureen's sound equipment is press a button, when Joanne, who is a very smart lawyer, PROBABLY would have been able to figure it out herself given time, or at least would have totally over-payed that engineer, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

If you go coo-coo for Coco Puffs, copy this into your profile.

If you want to kidnap Nathan Kress, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be best buddies with the iCarly cast and/or the Kingdom Hearts cast, copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Liviyan, AgentAdorkableLovelies

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If gossip and iCarly are your LIFE (literally. ;)) copy and paste this to your profile.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator (If you want to skip all of this go down until reach all of the lines!! were you can read a funny biography BTW annoying thing to do on an elavator does NOT belong to me.)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "How are you doing in there, Buddy?"

2) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. (I did this one the other day! xD It was HIGH-LARIOUS. It was an old lady and she hit me with her purse. O.e)

3) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. (Been there, done that. xD)

4) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then lean over to them and whisper: "I have new socks on." (Did it two maybe three weeks ago at the mall. :3)

5) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" (Mmhmm.)

6) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

7) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

8) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" (I actually do that in school...even when it isn't mine. xD)

9) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. (I'm gonna try that.)

10) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. (when I was 4 and in the little barney phase, I hugged EVERYONE in the elevator...my mom said nothing. xD)

11) OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.

12) STAND silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When someone questions you, say( as if you're about to cry) "I'm in time out" (I was actually put in time out on an elevator before by my boyfriend. O.O)

13) WALK in with a cooler with "Human Head" taped to the side.

14) WEAR a puppet on your hand and be in deep conversation with it, acting completely oblivious that there are other people around. (Psh, I do that all the time. :3)

If you've ever asked a really obvious, really dumb question, copy and paste into ur profile.the other 5 percent,

If you've ever asked a really obvious, really dumb question, copy and paste into ur profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your bff is insane, copy and paste into ur profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into ur profile.

If you think that if girls would rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If u have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teens are obsessed with being popular. If you're 5 percent copy and paste into ur profile.

If u have tried to put ur hair behind ur ears and injured urself, copy and paste this into ur profile.

If u have ever burst out laughing at something funny that happened 2 days ago, copy and paste this into ur profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them not to breathe. If you are the other 8 percent that would be laughing your heads off at them, copy and paste this into ur profile. (As a matter of fact, I'd be screaming, 'Dumb, bitches!', too. xD)

Anyways...

I'm a random person, and I tend to get distracted easily...so updates and such...yeah, they may not come too often...but don't let that stop you from reading my stories!

Peace, Flyy, Pizza Pie. B)

Cuz I'm cool like that.

Just go on, brick by boring brick, we're all gonna build the castle of misery at some point.

It's One Hell of a Ride by musicaltheatregirl-dxc4eva reviews
High school. Everyone knows what those two words mean... My new TDI fic. Has some romance, but that won't be until later chapters. Rated T for mild swearing. R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
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Wendy's Social Spot! By me! Wendy! reviews
Bonjour, people and hobos alike! It's Wendy! I've consulted with my friends and have decided to make a blog! Yay! Send in your questions and I'll tell ya nothin' but the truth.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Wendy
Lovely Bones: The Sam Puckett Story reviews
My name is Sam Puckett, and on January 5, 2010...I was murdered. But I wasn't dead. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iKeep It A Secret reviews
Sam, irritated with Freddie's sudden boldness, kisses him in hopes to shut him up. When feelings are revealed, will they have the guts to tell the world? Or will they keep it...a secret? Dramatic effect, dramatic effect...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iD Take A Million Shots reviews
In honour of Seddie Day January 3rd
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Prank War It's Not Over Yet reviews
Lola and Logan are in a constant war: He pulls a prank, she pulls a prank. On and on.. Lola decides its the last straw and tries to end the war..with revenge. Please READ! xD My first story, be mean..but nice. Get it. R&R : It shall make me happy! x3
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Lola M., Logan R. - Complete
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