Hey hey hey Im Melty Dream I enjoy long walks on the beach, sipping tea, anime, conventions, fanfics, fanboys, and yaoi...oh the yaoi...

Three little birdies sat on my window and they told me theres no need to worry, because the uniorn goddess with the cotton candy mane will graciously ride upon the horizon on a silver moon beam shooting rainbows out its ass and that unicorn will be the one to save the fangirls from the impending fan-pocalypse...the end...theyalso said make an account on fanfiction.net so here I am!!!

Out of My Mind Be Back Later (will you water my plants while im gone?)

When Life hands you lemons Burn Lifes House down

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance?

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive,"

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing