aphalfredhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and StarTrek: The Original Series. hi im alfie and im an incredibly lame boy from the north east of england im addicted to pokémon, magical girls and kfc and 2014 is the year i will finally become anime go follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/bokunopicard also pls shower me in attention and affection i am ver y needy and without it i'll wilt away like a little flower and go mouldy and start to attract insects |
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Real Men Don't Make Sandwiches by An English Education reviews
How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,173 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Krillin, Vegeta
The Safety Fence Which Held the Ocean by Pleasedontjudgemeinthefuture reviews
'There was one thing that was currently truly crystal clear. He sincerely missed Lapis. He missed her a lot.' Post Steven bomb 0.2, the gems are still searching for Peridot as anxieties grow over the return of threats to Earth. The Crystal Gems are facing their biggest challenge yet, the terror of an unknown future and possible war. Warning: This fic will destroy you.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 77,194 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Pearl, Steven U., Jasper, Peridot
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 353,363 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Le's Geddrunk (Prompt) by StarbucksEnterprise reviews
A prompt for a friend. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu and a senseless Scotty go to a bar. Literally just a short story about drunkness, enjoy! (Implied K/S with a tiny splash of Sulu/Chekov)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Haunted by StarbucksEnterprise reviews
Arthur Kirkland has been dead for 5 years. He currently resides in his summer home, Louisiana, where a certain American is moving in... USUK Human/Ghost AU. Mild smut, language and violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,322 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [England/Britain, America]
Shaping Britain by Saturn-Jupiter reviews
A series of short stories explaining how Britain may have reacted to certain developments in the news, be they historical or modern, covering the best bits and the bad bits of the Nation's long and often bloody history. Chp23: The Ambulance Associations
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,522 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - England/Britain
A Convention by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Escaping From Fluffy by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Due to an unspoken family debt, Dawn was raised from birth to be 'friends' with the neighbors' uncontrollable idiot son. "I want to get out of here," she mutters and dreams. Barry, though, just wants her attention! Scarfshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Barry/Jun
Attempting to Bake by StarbucksEnterprise reviews
America and England decide to make much more than a cake on Christmas Eve. UsUk Warning: Dumb ending is dumb.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Two Countries, One World by Tashii Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Switch by uchiha93 reviews
A mishap of magic causes France and England to swtich bodies! How will they cope before England can switch them back?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - France, England/Britain
Gallery Nine by Invisible Staircase reviews
AU: Gallery Nine, the hottest club in the city, isn't famous just for its music. No, the hosts that offer a good time there are almost legendary, but even beyond that, is there a darker secret to the Gallery? France x America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,115 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - America, England/Britain
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Take My Hand reviews
A Kirk/Spock oneshot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock
Alouette reviews
"Serena... ma petite Passerouge... what a joy it would be to slowly pluck your wings." Serena's talent for raising and battling Pokémon has caught the eyes of a certain Pokémon professor, who is immensely proud of his new student. Unfortunately, his eyes aren't the only ones she has managed to catch. She's just too good for her own good. [Lacewoodshipping / Perfectworldshipping]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Calem/Calme, Serena, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis