Hello, konnichiwa, Guten Tag. Welcome to my profile!

Alias: Esuta Michaelis

Location: The United Kingdom.

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Fave Bleach quotes:

Those eyes. You're always like that. No matter how much I beat you up, you've got this sense about you that you're going to beat me. You think you're freaking stronger than me! I can't freakin' stand it!" - Grimmjow to Ichigo

I'll show him what you get when you mess around with someone else's prey. Grimmjow talking about Ulquiorra

Like I'd lose... There's no way in hell I'd ever lose to someone like you! Grimmjow to Ichigo.

If things get bad I might run away... since I'm not a good enough person to be able to sacrifice my life for total strangers. But... unfortunately I'm also not trash that can live happily without paying back his debts! Ichigo ranting at Rukia. Personally one of my favourites.

I just longed for a life where I couldn't see them. And I finally got what I always wanted. Ichigo talking about his life before.

When you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." If you protect someone, "I won't let them die." If you attack, "I will kill them." Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword? Urahara Kisuke to Ichigo.

That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat. Urahara to Ichigo.

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If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IchiRukia ALL THE WAY!!

If you believe that Chuck Norris is actually Kenpachi Zaraki in disguise, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. (I've named my friends, does that count? :b)

3. You know your favourite character’s birthday; favourite colour food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favourite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. (Have missed out on fairy tail 118-119 and am DYING!)

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over their carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favourite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favourite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. (Made ZeroxYuuki for an exam and aced it!)

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. (Huge 2m by 1.5m Hitsugaya Toshirou Poster above my headboard!)

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (I'm at the level of a pre-school kid!)

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (Surprisingly not...)

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (YAH!)

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. ( All the Bleach openings even the new one, got them all on my iPod Also know one or two endings -)

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (Bakayarou and baka are my favourites...)

19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waste countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look. (When my hair was super short I actually achieved this!)

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. (No...T_T)

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (Little Ichigo or Grimmjow and cute little Nelliel or Rukia)

23. You buy shuriken or kunai. (I own Tensa Zangetsu[shirosaki version] and Daiguren Hyourinmaru[Toshirou's bankai btw] hung on my wall next to my Toshirou poster)

24. You speak in subtitles. (Not really...)

25. You prefer anime over real life. (I wanna be a female Shinigami and marry Hitsugaya or Hisagi

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (My hair was Abarai Renji red for about four years...began to think it was my natural...)

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (And I make Tonkatsu and Katsudon!)

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. (ju-jitsu ftw)

29. You cosplay daily. (Just gotta get me an Erza wig :b)

30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.( Oh Grimmjow...)

Bleach fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Bleach in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

HERE'S MY ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS:

1. Ichigo Kurosaki
2. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques
3. Urahara Kisuke
4. Gin Ichimaru

5. Shunsui Kyoraku
6. Kuugo Ginjou
7. Rukia Kuchiki

8. Ukitake Juushiro

9. Kaien Shiba

10. Yoruichi Shihoun

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
-I don't think they exist...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
- Haha mysteriously so! Nom nom

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
- I would be SEVERELY worried and would probably piss myself...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
- Not that I can think of, must have a look! :D hopefully some KaiKia!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
- Probably not...he impaled her on his fist...and not dirtily so that's out of the question...

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
- Hmm... Ukitake x Gin? Never considered it and definitely not for Kaien x Gin!! Too different...

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
- Probably be TOTALLY grossed out I mean I don't think Rukia's that much of a perv, especially with her Taichou and Urahara? She would we freaked to hell and back!

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
- Ginjou is catapulted into the past, he is stood, staring up at a cyan haired man, broken mask, zanpakuto, Arrancar.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
- Yoruichi and Gin? Maybe? I highly doubt it.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
- Probably, Ichigo and Shunsui would be kinda cute and Shunsui'd nail him hard! :b

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
- Gin would kidnap Ichigo and promises him he has a plan to save Orihime, but he has one condition...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
- I do believe so _...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
- Maybe Love is a roller-coaster, a YoruichixUrahara fic.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
- Warning! Urahara gets NAAAAASTY with Ginjou and Grimmjow! Two sadists and one handsome shopkeeper...Read at your own risk...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
- You seem to handle your dual swords well, how about trying my third?? ;3

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
- How the hell would YoruichixUkitake work? How? =_=

Peace! x - Esuta -