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 Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Big Bang Theory, Pokémon, and Hunger Games. (Don't get confused with my name- My favorite house is Slytherclaw, but I don't ship Draco/Luna or anything like that. Speaking of ships...) Pairings: EVERLARK, Cato/Clove, Cato/Glimmer, Draco/Hermione, Neville/Luna, James/Lily, and Ron can either take Lavender or die in a hole, as long as Draco gets Hermione. Other Pairings : Shawn/Juliet, Phineas/Isabella, Ferb/Vanessa, Phineas/Ferb, Bones/Booth, Jeff/Annie, Drew/May and Buford/Baljeet. And I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Cilan and Iris. Not together, but as Individuals!!!!!
Not that I don't try, of course. If I'm invited to a party, I go. But I'm terrified of social settings and only ever talk to one person, so when they leave me, I leave the party. Books and television are my best friends (besides this one girl named Gina), and I don't usually take to movies unless I feel the need to watch them. I may sometimes be picky about which books I read or which episodes I watch, but it all turns out well in the end. I do have trouble finishing things- aside from the social anxiety, that's my one flaw. So now my big goals are finishing my final year of high school and finishing NaNoWriMo (2013). I actually have it planned out this year, so I hope it goes really well. One final note- don't be afraid to talk to me here. Or tumblr (slytherinqueen-from-district13). I have been told I glare at people a lot, so I don't blame you for being afraid of me in person. If you actually read this, you're a sweetheart. Slytherclaw-girl17 |
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Slippery Seduction by Fireroc9 reviews
Hermione makes her way to the Prefect's Bathroom for an evening of relaxation. When she arrives, she discovers the room already in use by none other than the Slytherin Prince. Will she stay or will she go? AU Hermione/Draco includes Discussion of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,229 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love The Unloved by TattooShadow reviews
THIS STORY IS UNGOING AN OVERHAUL CURRENTLY FOR 2019. Although the story concept is the same, ALL chapters have been rewritten and I'm working on the new ones. It is still for mature readers only, still has graphic scenes, abuse, torture, sexual abuse etc. The new versions will be posted soon. I'm nearly finished with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,069 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
PART ONE OF THE SECRETS TRILOGY: Buford Von Stomm always prided himself on being the toughest and the meanest. All that is about to change when someone finds out his darkest secret and threatens to tell the whole school if Buford doesn't do what he wants. And what does he want? For Buford to make Baljeet Rai fall in love with him, of course. SLASH, Bujeet, BSquared.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Don't Touch My Goddamn Piano by Ophelia Violet reviews
As the shenanigans at McKinley progressed, one sane man was watching it all, and he wasn't entirely amused. "Brad the piano guy," as he's known, retells every episode of Glee from his point of view. T for language, concrits welcome!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Brad
Undercover Adventure by IceCreamAndPizza reviews
What do people say about us when we aren't there? Misty wants to know and she's about to find out. With a new secret identity, Misty joins Ash's journey seeking out the truth and maybe a little more, too. But first, she has to get Pikachu off her trail.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,807 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Once Upon a Potions Class by HellsPrettiestDemon reviews
Hermione loves fairy tales. Ron likes Hermione. So, he decides to give her a enchanted book of Muggle fairy tales. An incident in potion's class sends her and Professor Snape into the book where they will have to follow the stories to escape. X-Posted to DeviantArt, AO3, & AFF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,167 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Avatar Crew comes to You! by zutarakid50 reviews
10 *not counting Jet* people from Avatar are stuck in my house. Pure humor! Rated for safty! Spoilers in later chapters for season 3 finale. I'm editing some chapters so beware! Story is ending soon. COMPLETE! Read anyway!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 102,844 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 598 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Mine Potter! by Blazenix reviews
Due to traditions of the Malfoy family, Draco has to choose a mate, someone to share the rest of his life with and the person he's choosen is Harry Potter. But unfortunately he has to not only win Harry over but also compete with Harry's other admirers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,636 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rockets Rising by Meinos Kaen reviews
James returns to Saffron City, eager to be reunited with a friend. A simple act of goodwill starts a chain of events that land him smack into the middle of the prelude to an upcoming conflict. The contestants: Team Rocket VS The Rest of the World. Currently Being Rewritten, New Chapter Up Soon!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,806 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō
The Gaang and I by The One-Winged Author reviews
The gaang is teleported to my house! Hilarious to the max!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
Compatibility by Andarte reviews
MoM passes new law, which permits people to choose their mates so long as they score high enough mutual scores on a magical test to be considered "compatible." When Hermione and Ron fail the test miserably, Hermione has to face facts. AU/AR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,722 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Song Parodies by anti-pookie reviews
PookietoyourMaureen and myself wrote song parodies based off of songs from our favorite musicals. Spawn of Satan, potion, mathematics, isolation, swishes, flicking, power, harmony and heavy Dumblelation!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Elements and Compounds by starwhisperer69 reviews
What a stupid way to memorize the periodic table. And yet, it's super effective.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ho-Oh/Houou
Know Your Stars Harry Potter Version by Ohemmgeeit'sAlex reviews
The voice form the All That skit comes and interviews Harry Potter characters. The result? The characters getting really, really, annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P.
Fred Weasley, Underworld Detective by Shinoko reviews
Fred died. One would think that would be the end for him. And then he's given a second chance...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 310,009 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Revenge of the Drumline by vibelove000 reviews
Morkwell Highs drumline is a bit smaller then usual, but when the new director cuts the entire section, the drummers strike back, with vengence.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
What your Birthday Means Harry Potter Style by Jembee reviews
What your Birthday Means Harry Potter Style. What you did on your birthday and why. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Year Three at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Seducing Oliver Wood by Ollywood3 reviews
With a little help from Angelina and Alicia and a lot of encouragement from the Weasley twins, Katie Bell attempts to win over Oliver's heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
One Big Massive Parody by dumbledores beard reviews
Sick of cliches? Or perhaps you're sick of parodies too? Too bad, here's another one! Mysterious summer transformations, personality disorders, marriage, death, instant messaging, it's all here! Please read and review. Rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/14/2006
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Drummer Boy song Parody by Nemi Almighty reviews
A parody of the songe "Skater Boy" by Avril Lavigne... I got bored one night soo... here it is!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
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Payback reviews
Cato decides to show Peeta a lesson for betraying the careers- by torturing the Star-Crossed lovers. M for smut/torture. Slightly AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
PokeProblems reviews
The PokeCrew is stuck in my house, and who knows what will happen? I do- Nonsense and mayhem! Based off of fics from Zutarakid50 and One-Winged Author. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
The Hadron Agreement reviews
Penny wins a contest that Sheldon desperately wanted to, and now he has to play her games in order to win the prize. Turns to Shenny in later chapters, but also a bit smutty.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Comatose reviews
Ash is sent into a coma for a few days, courtesy of Gary, and he puts all the blame on himself, refusing to leave his bedside. What do Iris and Cilan think? When Ash wakes up, what will he think? REVISED
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Harry Potter Song Parodies reviews
Song parodies featuring Harry Potter characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011
Broadway Song Parodies reviews
Originally "Castle Up On Mars," this is now one entire collection of my song parodies for Harry Potter/Broadway. Please note: Now or Never SvG will remain one document.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L.
150 Things I am Not allowed to Do at Hogwarts reviews
Hogwarts's favorite list, composed into stories everybody will enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009
Field Trip reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna and Neville are taken on trips around the world in their seventh year, as is Hogwarts tradition. Will they find love, new friends, or adventure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Luna L., Neville L.
Now or Never Slytherin vs Gryffindor reviews
It's Slytherin in the lead in the final game of the season. Will they triumph, or will Gryffindor steal the cup? Parody of the um... beloved HSM3 song. I do not own Harry Potter or High School Musical.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete