Hi!

My name is Ash

I am between 30 and 10

I LOVE HARRY POTTER!

I am a fan of cool things, christmas and my birthday.

My friend introduced me to minnas

lilly flower forever

my bff is darkrose

Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.

Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”

Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.

Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

Friends ask you to write down your number for them.

Best friends have you on speed dial.

Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.

Best friends already know not to tell.

Friends will help you when you’re lost.

Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.

Friends will go with you to a concert.

Best friends will help you kidnap the band.

Friends will hide you from the cops.

Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.

Friends will bail you out of prison.

Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"

Friends will find you your Prince Charming.

Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.

Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”

Friends will help you learn how to drive.

Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.

Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.

Friends will leave when they feel insulted.

Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.

Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

Friends will offer you a soda.

Best friends will dump theirs on you.

Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.

Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?”

Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Best friends are jumping right after you.

Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Best friends are your weekend boarders.

Friends are shy around your boyfriend.

Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.

Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”

Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.

Friends will be crying at your funeral.

Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

Friends will ignore this.

Best friends will repost this crap!

Love My Mommy:

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this

A very Potter Musical!

"This year I plan to study a lot!" "That would be cool if you were actually hot!" Hermione and Ron

"I am Ginny Weasley" "BITCH I aint Cho Chang!" "That's Lavender Brown! Racist sister!" Ginny, Lavender and Ron

"YOU ARE SUCH A SPARE!" "KILL THE SPARE!" Harry and Voldemort

"Oh I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange." Voldemort

"Yeah but everyone knows that I care about him the most!" "Oh my god shut up!" "Who said that?" "Well... I'd like to say it was me because I feel that I love Zefron the most. But it was definitely a voice from inside this room." Harry, Ron, Death eater 1, Death eater 2

"WHY THAT'S ABSURD!" Severus Snape

"No there are bits of you missing!" "Are you talking about my horcrux's? Because if it weren't for those I wouldn't even be here right now!" Bellatrix and Voldemort

"I came here with the Order of the Phoenix: Lupin, Tonks, Mad-eye Moody, Sirius Black oh and your brother Fred!" "Oh well that's great where are they?" "They're all dead!" Molly and Ron

"Beautiful? What are you nuts? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!" Harry

"It's gonna be awful hard to make that roller skating date from Azkaban." Quirrell

"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship." Draco

"Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders!" "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" Cedric and Dumbledore

"LET'S GO KILL VOLDEMORT!" Ron

"You two go get snacks! Oh shit we baracaded the door! Ah, well there's only one thing left to do we're gonna fight!" "Urg, I'm tired, can't we just be death eaters?!" Ron and Draco

"Come on let's go watch Wizards of Waverly place!" Draco

I do not own any of these quotes

"When the love of Hermione's life left her she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world’s most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her she curled up in a fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff"

"Godric Gryffindor taught us to be brave and daring.

Helga Hufflepuff taught us to be kind always and to be fair, just, and loyal.

Rowena Ravenclaw taught us that wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

Salazar Slytherin taught us to be ambitious and about leadership.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught us that not all villains aren't likable.

Narcissa Malfoy taught us that mothers would to anything to make sure their child is safe.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybil Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Fleur Delacour taught me that love isn't based on appearance.

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Rubeus Hagrid taught us to love and care for all creatures, no matter how odd.

Mr. Arthur Weasley taught us that maybe Muggles aren't so bad after all.

Mrs. Molly Weasley taught us that we can always rely on our mothers.

Sirius Black taught us how to stay loyal, how to get back up and fight for your friends.

James Potter taught us that a sacrifice can really go a long way.

Lily Potter taught us that there is always beauty in everyone, no matter how deep it is inside.

Remus John Lupin taught us that whatever life throws at you, keep going on.

Severus Snape taught us to fight for true love.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore taught us that there is life beyond death.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a very special gift.

Fred and George Weasley taught us that sometimes all we need is a good laugh.

Luna Lovegood taught us that it's always best to be ourselves.

Neville Longbottom taught us that courage is standing up for what is right, even when you're scared out of your mind.

Ginevra Weasley taught us how to stay strong.

Draco Malfoy taught us that it's okay to make mistakes.

Hermione Jean Granger taught us that there's nothing wrong to have a thirst for knowledge.

Ronald Bilius Weasley taught us that all we need is a loyal friend till the end.

Harry James Potter taught us that there is always something worth fighting for.

Joanne Rowling taught us about love and friendship, and she gave us all these heroes to remember"

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
when my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
when someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
when someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know
Put this in your profile if you always were, are, and will be a Harry Potter fan for the rest of your life

THE FOLLOWING MAY RESULT IN SUSPENSION, DETENTION AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION-

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties?

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you.

8. Don't do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. Then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr. /Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT!

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, my goldfish died. Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one.

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then.

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelled.

25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!!

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc

40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA!

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded (some people may be offended by this, if you are sorry)

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell NO I WON’ T SNOG YOU!

44. Yell LIAR! To everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, IT’s spreading, IT'S SPREADING!

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS

49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
who fought bravely to the very end
and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
and will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby
who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauder
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end (Whooo!)

In Remembrance to Severus Snape
a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more. (Hell Yeah!!!!!!)

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry's actual first friend
who lived and died soaring

In Remembrance to Sirius Black
who never got to walk free
who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year
and who had to get killed by a curtain

Funny quotes from the "Harry Potter" books:

Dudley: "They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?"
Harry: "No, thanks. The poor toilets never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick."

1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on; I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!

Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.

Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!

Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.

Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (Consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.

Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (Stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)

Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll; all you have to do is point and grunt.

Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.

Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff.

Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.

Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.

Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, and And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!

Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Auntie Muriel: You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!

Funny quotes from the HarryPotter movies:

Hermione: (after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back) I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: (annoyed) I meant me!

Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
(Hermione raises wand at Malfoy)
Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
(Hermione lowers wand)
Ron: (Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose)
(Malfoy and friends run away)
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, Brilliant

Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavoured one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (Eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.

superman is cool batman is cooler but God is real and he loves us

if you believe in God copy this on your profile and add your name to this list: minnas, The marauders21

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, Skandragon Blackheart, SoundzofSilence, Rfanfiction,minnas, HarryPotterFanForLife

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile

If you or someone you loves has Asperger's Syndrome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. On her first day to Sunday School, she walks into the building and sees a picture of Jesus on The Cross.

The little girl asks the teacher, "How did that man get off the Cross?"

The teacher replied, "He never did."

The little girl argued, "Yes he did! When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright!"

66 of you won't repost this. But remember, the Bible said, "Deny Jesus in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father." Repost this if you're not ashamed. Let God's love be spread. :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost…
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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97% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
cares, put this on your channel.

99 percent of teenagers would faint if Justin Bieber came to their house and asked them on a date, I'm part of the 1 percent that would punch him in the face and yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!"

Post this on you profile if you're the 1 percent

--20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity--

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this into your profile!! (Whee, insanity is FUN)