Ellionate
So, here you are, on my profile. I don't know who the hell you are and how the hell you even stumbled across me in the first place, but what the heck. You're here anyway. Let's get acquainted now, shall we? Yeah. Let's. First off - I'm a bloke. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's move on. My stories, if I ever get around to actually writing them, will mainly consist of Telltale Games' adaptation of The Walking Dead (though the show's alright too, I suppose), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (go on, laugh at my oh-so-amazing manliness), and Sonic Boom (don't ask). I might whip up a few stories from other fandoms, but as of the moment, I'm not sure. I'm five feet eleven inches tall, am a brunette, and have hazel eyes that almost always gets mistaken for yellow. Kind of like Clem's, you know? But... more brownish than yellowish. And that sounded really wrong. I have ADHD. My dad knocked me off my high chair when I was three. I am famed for my inappropriate sense of humour. I like dogs. I have a scar on my right knee from falling whilst running up the stairs. I have a foul mouth. I have a talent for eye-fucking people. I like cats. All of my pet fish are cannibals. I am practically nocturnal. Some people think I'm odd. Cats don't like me. I can be infuriating lazy when I want to. I have the crappiest memory. I like to pretend that I'm a romantic, when in reality, I'm an insensitive prick. This is why I'm single. Blah, blah, blah.And that is the wonderful entity that is me. I hope ya'll enjoy my contents... - Elliot Branford |
