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 Author has written 14 stories for Twilight. But it's not my time, I'm not going. There's a fear in me, but it's not showing and this could be the end of me, everything I know. But I won't go Heyyo. How's it goin? The name's Evelyn, and I know I'm not a great writer, but shhh! Nobody has to know that. It's between you and me. There are some things in my life that I cannot live without: Music Twilight Movies and Dane Cook. Honestly, I'm only good at writing little segments of stories. My stories are usually very detailed, but I unfortunately have trouble ending a story. They just keep going and going and going...but don't fret! I shall end a story one of these days...and they're mostly not random. Though, at night I tend to get a little crazy. :D If you SLAP anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile If you HATE Jacob Black WITH A PASSION, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Jasper is wayy better than Edward, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Emmett is wayy better than Edward, copy and paste this into your profile If you shun any Team Jacob supporters, copy and paste this into your profile (HAHA funny story about that...) If your birthday is 0-5 days before or after the movie comes out, copy and paste this into your profile (November 16th!) |
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Just the Four of Us by Ahnyx reviews
Four lifelong friends embark on their final year of high school together. They are certain that the four of them will be friends forever... their own little family. Just the four of them, always just the four of them...until two new students arrive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,853 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Loving You Against My Will by whitereflections12 reviews
AU Jasper/Alice Jasper met the Cullen family on his own, over a century before. Now, 90 years after finding Bella, they have returned to their old hometown of Forks. and it should have been an uneventful return, if only she hadn't been there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,193 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Separation by Telekenisis.in.action reviews
Death will quiet the screams. Could apply to any of the guys... really depressing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Pull of Polaris by XFauxAfflictionX reviews
This is the tale of Jasper Whitlock from Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse as seen through his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Stupid Human Habits by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Jasper and Alice share some time together before Christmas, and he asks her what she wants. Rated T to be safe, fluff. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper in gym by When We Stand Together reviews
Jasper is having some problems concentratig in gym. Fluff in the end
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Explanations by whitereflections12 reviews
When Renesmee overhears an argument between Edward and Rosalie, she learns something her father never wanted her to know. Just some father/daughter Edward and Nessie. I can't find the right title...@.@
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Why Uncles Are Useful by whitereflections12 reviews
Problem with bullies? No one can fix that better than a nice, grizzly sized Uncle Emmett. Problems with an annoying guy you're not in the least interested in? Uncle Jasper can take care of emotions like NOBODY else. : This is just some misc. fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Regret by whitereflections12 reviews
There are things about his past he just can't shake, things he wishes he would have never done. Despite the good direction his life is heading in, on the night before his wedding he just can't help but dwell a little on the parts he'd like to take back..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Change in Perspective by mylatestmistake reviews
Oneshot. Set in New Moon. Alice and Jasper's reunion after her dangerous trip to Italy, the ride home, and a bit more. Alice's POV. Reviews and constructive criticism greatly appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Imperfect Enough by tiswillard reviews
Jalice! One-shot, filler for BD. Fluff. Alice just needs to think.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bronzilocks And The Three Bears by babysis reviews
Emmett reads a bedtime story to Renesmee. Pretty much fluff. Rated for brief language and brief suggestive content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Chasing Nightmares by whitereflections12 reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN! As promised, Jasper and Renesmee fluff! Because he never gets enough time, especially not with his niece. If there's one thing Jasper's perfect for, it's chasing away nightmares...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Babysitting by SunnyDropped reviews
Jasper is totally not thrilled with the idea of babysitting Renesmee. But soon enough, he learns that having a half-human niece comes with wonderful benefits. Rated for a make out scene and Emmett's sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Saviour by xPinkx reviews
Story of when Alice and Jasper meet through to when they find the Cullens.Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,593 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
The Epic Battle by musically inclined reviews
Author of Through Your Eyes: So here I was preparing for possibly the biggest moment of my new non-life. I was preparing to arm wrestle the strongest, scariest vampire, the arm wrestle master himself. Emmett Cullen. *ONEHOT*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
No Need by lumoslumiere reviews
On a trip to learn more about his past, Alice gives Jasper a suprise he'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Persephone's Fury by Angel Ren reviews
Rosalie didn't take the news that Bella knows about the vampires very well. How did she take the post-Port-Angeles lunchtime table conversation between Edward and Bella about vampire hunting? Language warning, One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Future Brings New Feelings by NoFangYou reviews
Alice and Jasper are shopping. Just a fun and romantic moment between them because Alice and Jasper don't get enough love
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Call Me Crazy by La-Garce-Fille reviews
So maybe I have lost my mind. If getting my Alice was a product of doing so, then, by all means, call me crazy. AlicexJasper, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalie the Mechanic? by saranicole reviews
I always thought of Rosalie as someone who wouldn’t want to get dirt under her fingernails, so what would prompt her to want to work on a car? This is my story of how Rosalie became a mechanic. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
At their core by Dora Lupin reviews
AliceJasper [ONESHOT] This is the conversation I saw Jasper and Alice having after he attacked Bella in 'New Moon'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
1918 by Kait Hobbit reviews
Elizabeth Sophia Masen has everything a woman of her time could want A loving husband, a son she adores and a easy lifestyle in Chicago.But disaster is looming and soon everything she knows will fall apart as infuenza sweeps the city and her family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Other Worldly by SassyAngel reviews
In their first meeting, he rewrote his life for her. JasperAlice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
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No More Questions, Period! reviews
Some Renesmee, Jasper, Emmett bonding time. What's Nessie up to this time? Something happened, and nobody happens to be home. Who does she turn her questions to? Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sunday Night is Football Night reviews
A fluffy-ish oneshot. Renesmee is with her uncles. Doing what, you ask? Why, watching football! Review and enjoy the sort-of-ish-fluff. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
This is a short one-shot inspired by Billie Holiday and doing my laundry. Jalice fluff! Review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nothing Out of the Ordinary reviews
This is a Jalice fluffy oneshot. Alice is trying on a new dress and askes for Jasper's opinion. Jasper's POV. Review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Personal Heaven reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Edward visiting his old house in Chicago. It's rather sad, or at least, I think it is. I wrote it after reading 1918. Happy readings. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward - Complete
A First reviews
We all know that Emmett and Rosalie have been married many times. What was going through Emmett's mind when he proposed the first time? Oneshot, review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Is it real? reviews
This is a poem about Alice. Third person. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Alice - Complete
He Knew reviews
This is a poem about Edward. Third person. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward - Complete
On the Other Side of the Doors reviews
Ever wonder what Jasper and Alice did when Bella ran from the airport? I've decided that I'm going to end it with three chapters, because I have no idea how to proceed. So, thanks for being supportive, but the end already came. Review and enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Everything But reviews
This is a poem about Rosalie. Third person. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Rosalie
Choice reviews
This is a poem about Jasper. Third person. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Jasper - Complete
There're Our Children reviews
Have you noticed that there are almost no CarlislexEsme stories? Well, I tried to write some fluff for them, and it ended up kind of cool. Third person, so the writing is different. Enjoy the almost-fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Sleep reviews
A short little poem I wrote during someone's presentation. Edward is analyzing sleep and dreams.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
My Perfect Teddy Bear reviews
This is a short, sweet little one-shot about one of our favorites. Guess who? Teehee.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete