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about Actium Scarpool (You may call me Scar):

Gender: Male

House for HP: Slytherin

Patronus: Dolphin

Godly Parent for PJO: Hecate

Element/ Bender? : Air; Bender

Clan for TCOAD: Wolf Clan

Clan for Warriors: Shadow Clan

Dragon Type: Nightfury

Species for TMI, TID, TS: Werewolf

Angel, Demon, Mortal- classification: Demon- Demon of Lust

Species for LOTR and The Hobbit: Elvish

Hunter's License: Obtained

Offiliation for THC: Wizard

House for SOIF: Arryn

Classification for Soul Eater: Meister

Magic used for Fairy Tail: Plasma- (Incorrectly labelled as 'Light')

Use of Force: Gray

Magyk knowledge and use: Yes

District For HG: District 10

Faction for DT: Erudite

DC/ Marvel: Both. But Likes DC more

Rank for ANE: Middle 1st Class- Graduated first as Tamer, also trained in Dragoon and Doctor Skills

Ghoul-kagune type for Tokyo Ghoul: Koukaku

Type of Ajin: Indirect Control IBM

Bonded Partner for Spirit Animals: Vizery, the Blue Wolf

Servant for Fate/ Zero: Lancer

i love reading, ive always loved and still love reading

my 3 most favorite series: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus, and The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

i am also musical: the Violin

-I transcribe music and have a website for it: scarpool.wixsite.com/scars-sheets

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Let's eat kids! vs. Let's eat, kids! - commas save lives

Dear people who type in all lower case,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely, Capital Letters

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (and anything written in general):

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Applyeth the above number 5 to POVs as well, unless the style of the work demandseth it.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use smiley faces in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for thine personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thine created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speakest - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letters "K" or "ok" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) findeth a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confused.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before thou writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lyeth inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine valiant readers.

My score on the Fanfic Trope sorter

1 Hogwarts AU 2 Soulmate Identifying Marks (Tattoo, Red Thread of Fate, etc) 3 Reincarnation/'25 Lives' AU 4 A/B/O 5 Characters Swap Roles AU (I don't mean in the bedroom) 6 Magical Connection (Telepathy, etc) 7 Selfcest (possibly due to time travel) 8 Body Swapping 9 'Groundhog Day'/Karmic Time Loop 10 Royals/Political Marriage Turns Into Feelings 11 Supernatural Creature/Human Romance 12 Fake Dating/Fake Marriage Accidentally Turns Into Feelings 13 'Everyone is Evil'/Mirrorverse AU 14 Seemingly Unrequited Pining 15 Actually Unrequited Pining 16 High School/University AU 17 Enemies to Friends to Lovers 18 Fairy Tale/Mythology AU 19 Polyamory 20 Pride and Prejudice AU 21 Friends to Lovers 22 Daemons 23 Snowed-In Cabin/Isolated Together For Extended Period of Time 24 Accidentally Fell In Love With The Mission Target 25 Vampires/Werewolves AU 26 Coffee House AU/Food Service AU 27 Loyalty Kink 28 Found Families 29 Adopting/Raising a Baby 30 Amnesia Fic 31 Hot Single Parent(s) 32 'They All Work In An Office' AU 33 'Falling For A Coworker/Teammate Is A Bad Idea' Except This Is Fiction So It Works Out 34 Unusually Specific Occupation AU, Like, The Author Clearly Has The Same Job 35 Hurt/Comfort 36 And They Were Roommates! 37 They Break Up (but then They Get Back Together)

You know you live in the Muggle/ Mundane/ Mortal world when...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be...?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(No! You don't say?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Noooo... Really? Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) American President George Bush actually tried that on his trousers. Maybe that's why they've started putting this on irons.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) We hope.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Ok, now I'm just curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.) D'you think they update these warnings every time something unfortunate happens?

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) (Reference to above statement) Yes, I think so.

-Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Some people are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you exactly why it's not. How true.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. I think Einstein managed to do that, too...

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. Teachers must live by this rule.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome onscreen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you're not afraid to voice your opinion and make a point, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and Paste if you’re a writer!

If you have never ran into something while walking with a book because you are just that skilled, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairytales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you ever read past three in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (more than one)

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Shu! Shuu! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

“Insanity is just sanity flipped to its wilder, more creative nature”

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." -Oscar Levant

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over."

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." -William Shakespeare

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”- George Orwell

“Death smiles at us, and all we can do is smile back”- from ‘Gladiator’

"Forever on the fringe of his thoughts, forever in his mind, but never within his grasp." -Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 34)

"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; take honor from me and my life is done." -William Shakespeare

"But he that does not grasp the thorns should never crave the rose." -Anne Bronte

“I came, I saw, I conquered.” – Julius Cesar

“Your incompetence is most taxing.”- Viktor, from ‘Underworld’

“ ‘There will come a time when you’ll have the chance to do the right thing.’ ‘I love those moments… I like to wave at them as they pass by.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”- The bible

“There comes a time when decent men simply roll up their sleeves, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats.”- H.L. Mencken

“All that glitters is not gold. All that wanders is not lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien, ‘The Hobbit.’

“If you can’t do it with one bullet, don’t do it at all!”- Alan Q., ‘LXG’

“ ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’ as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such, suffer from it… a lot.”

“Evil men triumph when good men do nothing.” – Superman

“ ‘I wish none of this would have happened.’ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we need to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” – Gandalf, from ‘Lord of the Rings- The Fellowship of the Ring’

“If there be light, then there is darkness; if cold, heat; if height, depth; if solid, fluid; if rough, smooth; if calm, tempest; if prosperity, adversity; if life, death.” –Pythagoras

“If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.” –Baruch Spinoza

"When the student is ready, the master appears." -Buddhist Proverb

"There are some remedies worse than the disease." -Publilius Syrus

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." -Henri Louis Bergson

"No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." -Terry Josephson

"He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time -without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form." -Marcus Aurelius

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius; Gladiator

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - President Harry S. Truman

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else" -John Burroughs

"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." -Carl W. Buechner

"The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything -as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse" -Carlos Castenada

"Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise, risking more than others think is safe, dreaming more than others think is practical, and expecting more than others think is possible."

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." -General George S. Patton

"What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream." -Mike Melville

"Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it." -Irving Berlin

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny."

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas Edison

"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." -Michelangelo

"We will either find a way or make one." -Hannibal

"The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything." -Thomas Edison

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -Vince Lombardi

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." -Bill Cosby

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves." -Lestat, from 'Interview with the Vampire'

"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos." -Zorg, 'The Fifth Element'

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -Maximus Decimus Meridius, from 'Gladiator'

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." -General George S. Patton

"Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without fear and with a manly heart." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McClosky

"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think." -Clarence Darrow

"A visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." -Oscar Wilde

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." -Pablo Picasso

"Achievement starts when you know that your present place in life does not determine how far you will go. Its only purpose is to remind you where you started." -Keith D. Harrell

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." -J. Michael Straczynski

"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut." -Albert Einstein

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle." -Rita Mae Brown

"The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.”

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"She's either a very ugly girl or a very pretty monster." -Lou Costello

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls... And then I met you."

"Be nice to the nerds. One day you'll be working for them" -Bill Gates

"Do you know what your sin is?" "Right now I'm gonna go with rage, but I'm a fan of all seven." - Mal, from 'Serenity'

“‘This dock is off limits to civilians.’ ‘I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Do me a favor. I know it’s very difficult for you but please stay here and try not to do anything… stupid.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“So, who wants to go down into the creepy tunnel through the tomb first?”- Riley, from ‘National Treasure’

“Dear Buddha… I want a pony.”- Mal, from ‘Serenity’

“Of all the things I’ll lose, I miss my mind the most.”

“Haven’t you been paying attention? Killing is what I do. It's what I’m good at!” – from ‘Ultraviolet’

“Someday we’ll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.”

“Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach the rest of the time… the wait is simply too long.”- Leonard Bernstien

“Actually, I’m just a friar so I can curse all I want… damn it.”- Carl, from ‘Van Helsing’

“Live everyday like it’s your last, because someday it will be.”

“You couldn’t understand anything; and you couldn’t change anything. But you can make music like that. And I felt the same gratitude when I saw the village children dancing; when I saw their arms raised and their knees bent and their bodies turning to the rhythm of the songs they sang. I started to cry watching them.”- Lestat

“Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave.”-from ‘Labyrinth’

“What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel! In apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!” -from 'Hamlet'

"Men of few words are the best men" -from 'Henry V'

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
the meat it feeds on." -from 'Othello'

"Nothing will come of nothing." -from 'King Lear'

"If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down." -Mercutio, from 'Rome and Juliet'

There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you. - Orochimaru(Naruto)

"I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die no soul will pity me:
And wherefore should they, since that I myself
Find in myself no pity to myself?" -from 'Richard III'

"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come." -from 'Julius Caesar'

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes, Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers’ tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet." - from 'Romeo and Juliet'

"Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill - don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free." -Bill, 'Love Actually'

"I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, - Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that." -David, Prime Minister, 'Love Actually'

" 'I thought poetry was the food of love.' 'Of a fine, stout love. But if it is only a vague inclination, one poor sonnet will kill it.' 'So, what do you recommend to encourage affection?' 'Dancing. Even if one's partner is barely tolerable.' " -Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth, in 'Pride and Prejudice' (2005 version)

“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the soul. The green fury who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me…”- Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“Do you believe in destiny, that even the powers of time can be ordered to a single purpose? The luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds true love.”- Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” –Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery.”- Count Dracula, from ‘Van Helsing’

“You can’t kill me Victor… I’m already dead.” Count Dracula, from ‘Van Helsing’

"Oh don't be boring... everyone who says that dies." -Count Dracula, from 'Van Helsing'

“ So, you’re the great Van Helsing.’ ‘And you’re a deranged psychopath.’” – Van Helsing, from ‘Van Helsing’

“ ‘Patience is a virtue…’ ‘Not right now, it isn’t.’”- Evelyn and Rick, from ‘The Mummy’

“Heaven, I fancy has no place for me… and I can find Hell on my own.” –Lucy Harris, from ‘Jekyll and Hyde: the musical’

"“Peter, why is the sky blue?” Darian asked, at the tender age of six.

“The sky reflects the mood of the happiness man on earth.” Peter replied.

“Is blue the color of happiness?” Darian asked. Peter paused.

“No.” He said. “It’s the color of sadness.”

“But the happiest man on earth-“

“Is sad because he’s never been sad, but he doesn’t know he’s sad at the time.”" - Im Still Standin by Ravenstar1280

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

"If you're too open minded your brain will fall out."

"I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken."

"I'm confused, wait...maybe I'm not."

"Sarcasm, just one more service I offer."

"My life is an endless battle against maturity."

"333: I'm only half evil."

"I'm sorry, but I don't know any words small enough for you to understand."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas."

"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

"It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you."

"I have multiple personalities and none of them like you."

"I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to live with that psycho the rest of your life."

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun!'"

"A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say."

"National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support."

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
really quite busy.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
subject.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

"The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me."

"I'm lost, but I'm making good time."

"Have YOU seen my marbles?"

"What is the speed of dark?"

"Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent."

"I'm not dumb, I'm a slow genius."

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"I used to have a handle on life but it broke."

"I called your boyfriend gay so he hit me with his purse."

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do."

"Love is a four letter word for 'Here are my heart and soul, please take them and grind them into hamburger meat.'"

"I wish I had saved all the tears you made me cry...so I could fucking drown you in them!"

"Come to the dark side...we have cookies!"

"If you can't amaze the world with your genius then baffle them with your bullshit."

"I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have."

"Angry people need hugs! (or sharp objects.)"

"There is no 'I' in 'slut' but there's a 'U'."

"Follow your heart, just make sure that your head is holding the leash."

“Love start with a smile, grows with a kiss and dies with a tear.”

“I hear my heart screaming in my mind waiting for my soul mate to hear its cry.”

“Silence is gold but duck tape is silver”

“Everyone has a prince charming. Mine just took the wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. ”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happen to you?”

“High school is not about finding a groom, is about finding the bride maids.”

“Best friends are one soul in two bodies.”

“Don’t hide behind a mask, because you don’t know who could fall for your eyes.”

“God made the land, God made the sea, he need a princess, so he made ME.”

“Tears are the souls blood, if you don’t let them flew you would eventually die.”

“Letters start with ABC, Numbers with 123, Music with DO RE MI, but true love start with you and me.”

“I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close…It scares me.”

“Every rose would eventually turn black.”

“I’m ready to meet my maker, but is my maker ready for the ordeal of meeting me?”

“Every women should had 4 pets; a mink in the closet, a tiger in the bed, a jaguar in the garage, and a jacka to paid for everything.”

“Suicide is man’s way of telling God; “You can’t fire me I QUIT.””

“NO! The fire in the background is a figment of your imagination… I didn’t do it! ”

“If it weren’t for caffeine, I would have no personality what so ever.”

“Love is friendship on fire.”

“Of all sad words of pen and tongue the saddest are, “It might have been.””

“I’m not strong…I just never let you see me cry.”

“Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn’t exist and never shall… There is only now.” –Saphira, from ‘Eldest’

“Oh…do you care? I still do feel for you…What should be lost in there……” –Beautyofthebeast

““I love you” are eight letters, so is “Bullshit.””

“…Therefore the important thing in doing battle is victory…”

“…When you love, make it last a long time…”

“It’s better to be silence and be though a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”

“To a well organized mind, death is the next adventure.”

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”

“A dream is an answer to a question we haven’t yet learned how to ask.”

“One day you’ll come to me and ask me what’s more important; your or my life. I’ll say my life and you’ll wake away never knowing that you are my life.”

“I’ll love you always… because always is longer than forever.”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

'There is no one who does not have scars on his heart. If there was someone like that, he would be a shallow bastard.''

How Far is Near? How Near Is Far? If you're looking up, we see the same star.

If life gives you lemons; make grape juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

“¡¿Loca YO?!... Loco el mundo en el que vivo.”

“Como quieres que te olvide si cuando trato de olvidarte me olvido del olvido y comienzo a recordarte.”

“Te quiero matemáticamente con un amor trigonometrado, porque física y biológicamente eres mi sistema mas deseado.”

“Tanto te quiero tanto te adoro que hasta los cuernos te pongo de oro.”

“Si mi sangre fuera tinta y mis dedos lapicero, escribiría con todo mi Corazón “Te Quiero.””

“Dime con quien andas y si esta bueno me lo mandas.”

“No dejes que una conquista te conquiste, ni que una derrota te derrote.”

“Uno de los grandes placeres de la vida es el hacer lo que todos te dijeron que nunca podrías hacer.”

“Lo que une la virtud no puede separarlo la muerte.”

El Amor empieza con una sonrisa, crece con un beso y termina con una lágrima.

No llores por alguien que no lloraría por ti.

Los buenos amigos son difíciles de encontrar, más difíciles de dejar e imposibles de olvidar.

Tú sólo puedes ir tan lejos como añores.

Las acciones hablan más fuerte que las palabras.

La cosa más difícil de hacer es ver a quien amas amando a alguien más.

No dejes que el pasado te arrastre, pierdes las buenas cosas.

La vida es corta; Si no ves a tu alrededor de vez en cuando, seguro te lo perderás.

Un MEJOR AMIGO es como un trébol de 4 hojas, DIFÍCIL DE ENCONTRAR y ES DE BUENA SUERTE TENER UNO.

Algunas personas hacen del mundo un lugar especial, con sólo estar en él.

Cuando duele mirar atrás, y tienes miedo de ver al frente; Puedes ver a tu lado, y tu mejor amigo estará allí.

La verdadera amistad nunca termina, los amigos son para siempre.

Los buenos amigos son como estrellas... No siempre las ves, pero sabes que siempre están allí.

No frunzas el entrecejo, nunca sabes quien se está enamorando de tu sonrisa.

¿Qué haces cuándo la única persona que puede hacerte parar de llorar, es la persona que te hizo llorar?

Nadie es perfecto hasta que te enamoras de él o ella .

Todo está bien al final; Si no está bien, entonces no es el final.

La mayoría de las personas entran y salen de tu vida; Pero sólo los amigos dejan huellas en tu corazón.

Con corona o sin corona para mi seras un rey pero si me engañas con otra para mi seras un wey!

Dices que me amas dices que me adoras y al cruzar la calle de otra te enamoras.

Por debajo de mi cama corre sagre de conejo por donde se para mi novio no se para ningun pendejo.

Por debajo de mi cama corren limas y limones mi mama me trajo al mundo pero no para cabrones.

Cuando pase por tu casa me dio olor a jasmin me asome por tu ventana y era tu cochino calsetin.

Por debajo de mi cama corren limas y limones que guapos son los hombres lastima que sean cabrones.

Mi madre es una rosa mi padre es un clavel tu madre es una pu... bajada de un hotel

RANDOMNESS:

Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

There are easier things in life than finding a good lover. Like nailing a Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

If the first page of Google can't help you, then it's just over.

Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!

I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans' way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

I didn't say you were stupid, I said you are stupid. There's nothing past tense about it.

RANDOM RANDOMNESS:

Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

Falls over and everybody stares* "I didn't fall, I just was testing gravity... It still works."

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED!

My friends are the kind of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish. But I still love them to death

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

96% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste if you'd be one of the 4% on the floor laughing.

If you know you were born in the wrong century, copy this into your profile.

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

When in doubt, make words up!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more (or less for some people) effort, you can be impossible?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet and shy. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. Because murder is illegal.

Some people are like slinkies. They have absolutely no practical use, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs

Harry Potter quotes:

Philosopher's Stone:

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

Chamber of Secrets:

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."

Prisoner of Azkaban:

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted Fred and George had ever been innocent.

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

Goblet of Fire:

"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"

Order of the Phoenix

"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"
"Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah...she said...progress will be prohibited or...well, it meant that...that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts."
"Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate."

Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true."

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

Half-Blood Prince:

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."

Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"

Deathly Hallows:

“I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.”
“The house?” repeated Harry. “What house?”
“This house!” shrieked Uncle Vernon, the vein in his forehead starting to pulse. “Our house! House prices are skyrocketing around here! You want us out of the way and then you’re going to do a bit of hocus-pocus and before we know it the deeds will be in your name and—“
“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.

Percy Jackson oath:

I promise to remember Percy:

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth:

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature:

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke:

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron:

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson:

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia:

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse:

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca:

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico:

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë:

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel:

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know and that

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

Harry Potter Oath:

I promise to remember Harry, every time I wake from a bad dream,

I promise to remember Ron, every time I see a spider and scream,

I promise to do my homework for Hermione's sake of course,

I promise to remember Tonks, every time I break something and it drops,

I promise to remember Hagrid, when someone is nice to me,

I promise that, like Voldemort, I won't let eternal glory blind me.

I promise to remember Lily, every time I see someone that holds pure beauty,

And like Snape, I promise, I'll put nothing before duty.

Like Luna I won't hesitate, to be different from the rest,

And just for Professor McGonagall, I'll strive to be the best.

I promise to remember Fred and George, whenever someone makes me smile,

And turn my thoughts to Arthur and Molly, every once and a while.

I'll remember Lupin when, I'm not at the peek of health,

And will remember the Weasley family, when I'm just a little short of wealth.

I promise to think of Sirius, when I'm up to no good,

And give everything to protect my family, just as Draco would.

I promise to remember Seamus, every time I accidentally set something on fire,

And sherbet lemons like Dumbledore, whenever situations are dire.

To dear old Mad-Eye, I'll raise my glass, whenever I get the chance,

And for Fleur, at least once in my life, I'll take a trip down to France.

I promise to never forget old Neville, who never gave up on a chance,

And last but not least, dear Dobby, who always showed unfailing loyalty.

Yes I promise to love, Harry Potter, wherever I may go,

So that all may see my obsession,

Because I know what all potter heads know:

Harry Potter is the only way to go!

"The Gray Force is not binded—or blinded—by the teachings of the Jedi or the Sith. There is no light; there is no dark. There is only the Force, as gray as it may be."

-Revan

If you have ever zoned out for more than thirty consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have said soooo many weird, random, crazy, or absolutely stupid things that your friends don't even look at you strangely anymore...copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said, "I'm bored" while you have like a thousand things you are supposed to be doing/have done, copy this to your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are sitting here updating your profile while you should be working on your story.

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Sadie:
When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins:
When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos:
When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar:
When I see someone very old

:I promise to remember Bast
When I see cats' eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus:
When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis:
Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set:
When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis:
When a jackal my eye

I promise to remember Zia;
When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane:
When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane:
When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.

Parents of teens know why some animals eat their young.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap somebody.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I believe you should live each day like it's your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Person 1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person 2: Too bad the world is round!

We're all going to die, but I've got a helmet!

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground, and then missing.

Why, yes, I am obsessed with Harry Potter. How did you know? Is my wand showing?

Don't ask me to explain why I did something unless you want to sit there for four hours.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Get your facts right, then you can distort them as you please.

Don't ask, you will only be confused or frightened for my sanity. (Probably the second one...)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm not weird. I'm an artist.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

I don't have a short attention span, I just like- COOKIE!!!!!!!!!

Write always, even when you have no ideas. Then, just write 'blah, blah, blah' over and over and see where it takes you!

Being weird is a lifestyle that I choose to live by.

When life gives you Skittles, you throw them at random strangers yelling, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

When life gives you lemons, throw them at random people while screaming, "Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.

The surest sign that intelligent life lives elsewhere in this universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Another flaw to the human nature is that everyone wants to build and no one wants to do maintenance.

The face you're born with is the one the gods gave you. Your face at fifty is the one you gave yourself.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them and you'll have their shoes.

If it's not chocolate, then what's the point?

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Men have will, but women have their way.

Life is what happens to you while you're working for your future.

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism, if you steal from two it's research.

Notices

In The Fates' Trusted there is a url in ch.2 for the complete prophecy. This is the url:
allpoetry.com/poem/10167969-The-Prophecy--based-upon-the-novel-Wolf-Brother-by-Michelle-Paver-by-Fineapple

Leer Este Libro Asombroso!! - El Club de Los Caracoles Escarlatas by Daisy Valls:
Una aventura donde tres adolescentes encuentran los caracoles escarlatas se complica cada vez mas: Algo muy extrano esta pasando en el pueblo, provocado por las brujas del Bosque de los Secretos, y el Gran Atolondrado, el Tragapalabras y Maruchi la Golondrina luchan contra ellas y su maleficio. A medida que avanza la accion aumentan los riesgos, los peligros y las dificultades, pero los sucesos extraordinarios y raros hacen muy gustosa la lectura de este libro."

Slower Updates: I am in the process of getting a book published to be sold. That being said, a lot of my time is being put into the process. Updates, will be even further apart. But, I have not and will not abandon anything. I am sorry, and thank you for understanding.

Ongoing Stories

Blood of Olympus: This is my baby. This is my version of the Blood of Olympus, which is the 5th book of the Heroes of Olympus; if you haven't read the House of Hades I would suggest don't read because of the spoilers.

Chronicles of ancient Darkness with a tad of Percy Jackson: Deleted on 29/8/16 see Fate's Trusted sorry if i couldn't make a more creative title, my first and least popular story, but i shall continue. Characters from Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series and Percy Jackson and the Olympians meet. Set after The Last Olympian and in the beginning of Wolf Brother.

Godly Marine:Killed: Michael Kahale, a son of Athena and also a U.S. marine has been Murdered. Annabeth will lead a mission to find out the culprit(s) and figure out why. Characters from Percy Jackson and NCIS meet. You can thank cowgrl94 for introducing me to NCIS.

The Fates' Trusted: A rewrite of Chronicles of Ancient Darkness Darkness with a tad of Percy Jackson.Percy, Annabeth, and Grover are heading to The Council of Clovin Elders. However, the Fates seem to have other plans. Witness the two demigods and satyr as they encounter this new world. A world steeped in natural magic and elemental terror. They will encounter characters from The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness: Wolf Brother and journey across the lands to defeat the Demon Bear.

Upcoming Stories

How it All Started:First Chapter- TBA Ever wonder how the Paw Patrol got together? What caused Ryder and six pups to band together and create the best team that Adventure bay could ever have? Follow each individual Paw Patrol member as they have their own adventures before they were members. Through pain and love, happiness and sorrow, darkness and light, Ryder and the pups find their way to each other. Rated M for a reason.

Star Flight: First Chapter- SOON!(As of June 6, 2019) I ran into the bushes. I heard the yells of the freed prisoners trying to escape and the loud orders that the Killik soldiers were seething from their mouths. It wasn’t long until I heard the blasters going off. A red bolt barely missed my shoulder and fried a small green sapling in front of me. My heart dangerously skipped a couple beats. I shoved myself in a small cave made by the roots of a tree. Feeling into my pocket, I calmed my breathing. Whatever happened, I must not let them have the lightsaber. Crossover between Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Star Wars.