FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run, you're getting wet!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Dang it, we messed up, but that was frickin' awesome! We are so doing that again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to.
BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles.

Quotes I've found on people's profiles that I find amusing/inspirational/they sum up my life!

PROCRASTINATORS, UNITE! . . . Tomorrow.

Just say no to drugs. Because if drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

I am NOT saying you're stupid . . . I'm just implying it.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have some pretty good ideas . . .

I am not saying you are a moron, I am trying to make you realize you are one.

We make our own destinies. Show me.

FRIENDSHIP

Friendship is not about "I am sorry", it is about "sari galti tere the( it was you fault)(generally).

It is not about "Where were you?" it is about "itne din kahan mar gaya tha?" (where the hell were yo?)

It is not about "I am happy for your success" it is about "chal beta treat de."(TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

It is not about " I understand" it is about " Hamesha, me hi kyu samjhu?" (Why should I understand?")

Friendship is not about reading it, it is about remembering all your friends in life, good or bad, real or not, alive or dead whom you never want to lose. It is about having this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, 204copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you love FANFICTION.NET,FICTIONPRESS.COM,NOVELJOY.COM, INDIAFORMS.COM, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, anipwrites, TinaFrostDahMuffinburger,SwiftStar1, Crystal Silvera, Jasminehoran Anjali Roongta,PJOlovergirl204xoxo

Bold the ones you've done:

1. Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and remembered again.

2. When you were younger, you drew a sun in the corner of the paper. I still do this because I Have The Mind OF A CHILD)

3. When you were little, you thought a real heart was the shape of the shape heart.(Right up to year 6 I thought this.Way to crush my dreams(.

4. Closed the fridge door really slowly to see when the light would go off(But is so fun it's like first it's the then it's not I mean like that's a miracle).

5. Tried to balance the light switch between on and off(as I said its sooo much fun)..

6. When you were younger, you thought a thesaurus was a dinosaur.