L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.

"Move." "Stuff you, move yourself." "I'll bite you to death." ...Say what? Kaze is a new student, and bumps into a specific...someone in the corridor. That someone, being Hibari Kyoya. First impression: LOSER. HibariXOC.

After taking a tutoring role offered to her, Hermione Granger finds herself caught up in the life of the Riddle family. Merope, the adoring Mother who would do anything for her son. And Tom, the petulant young man who takes what he likes and does as he pleases. Horror, but still lots of fun.

She was a thief. He was an assassin. She was poor. He was rich. She lived in a dump. He lived in a mansion. Opposites, right? Wrong. Because in the end, she was just a girl, he was just a boy, and underneath it all, they were only human. KilluaxOC. Based on 1999 anime only.

She was just an ignorant coward who was too scared of living to die properly. He was just a psychopath who became interested in her ability to see what he had hidden for so long. After all, his hands are swathed in murderous black strings, while hers are starkly bare - so tell me, what kind of bloodied threads will connect them together? Hisoka X OC. Pre-Canon. COMPLETE!

AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.

She fell in love with him, a psychopath. He'd probably kill her if she ever told him. Really, why didn't she stop herself when she had the chance? Oh, that's right. You always want what you can't have. HisokaxOC.

"Ginoza-san has been looking more stressed lately. Do you think it has anything to do with the dares?"

Just coming to say for the record, I went to Namimori for a peaceful life. So becoming my cousin's external adviser? That's not the plan. Being bullied by Reborn? Also not the plan. And meeting that awful Hibari? Now that was definitely not the plan! OC

"What are you laughing at?" he shot her a glare that would have had people cowering at. All to used to his threatening aura, Alice simply resisted the urge to snort as she sent him the most annoying smirk, "Nothing." She must have had done something real good in her past life. Why else would she be the one to get to witness the hitman's early disgraceful years? RebornOC

After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.

When Akane woke up on her first morning after finally moving out from her parent's house, she was a tad shocked to walk outside and meet a white-haired man. Sleeping outside her door. ShoAka

Fudge really should have been more careful when he asked the Prime Minster of England to air news about Sirius Black. After all, you never know whose attention you're going to attract.

an au where tetris blocks have sex and have feelings and bad things happen to them. #bad things #sexy things #i don't know how to tag stuff on fan fiction #i'm tagging stuff like i normally would do on tumblr

Will Jesus make it out of this abusive Father x Son relationship or will the abuse finally take its toll on him physically and mentally?

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 6, IN PARTICULAR THE FINALE. Cr-aaaack… Fill for a prompt on spn balthazar: "Family dinner had never been more awkward". Castiel sits down with his family for a nice dinner. His family is not so comfortable.

"C'mon Gene! Please put your pants on! Get back here!" "Gene is running around naked again, isn't he?" "Where do babies come from?" Briefly, Mai thought she heard the explanation of 'belly button lint'.

She was a Spider. She was Number 4, before the Magician killed her. Now, her name is Ginger, and she just wants some peace in her life. But life has a lot more troubles to offer her. KuroroXOC. ATTENTION: SLIGHT SUE ALERT.

After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

Oneshot; Four meetings in which there are scared aunts, chocolate, honorary Weasleys, and socks.

L reveals he is self-conscious about his looks, and Light tries to show him with a little help from his blow dryer how goodlooking he can really be. Two-shot, no warnings, no slash.

Light thought he could manipulate everyone, but since some people were beneath his notice, a quick-thinking receptionist inadvertently puts the biggest clue of all right into L's hands. Aizawa-centric. Light is unquestionably evil in this. No pairings.

On the streets of London, a beggar girl clad in spoiled finery begs for money for both her, and her unborn child.

It's "Womanizer".

You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa

One-shot starring L and an OC. What happens when L meets a prostitute? Humorous and dramatic. Rated T for innuendos and references, but there are no graphic scenes or language.

You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.

A frog prince. A curse. A princess. A parody of the Brothers Grimm's 'The Frog Prince'. Oneshot. AU. NaruMai.

Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.

Tom Marvolo Riddle had never cried in his entire lifetime.

Have you ever wondered what color boxers Naru wears? Perhaps they are black, like his clothing? Or pure white like a maiden's heart? Or covered in yellow ducky wuckies? Read on to find out! And Review! Short oneshot.

Ever wondered about NARU'S FIRST LOVE? Well... it was a desperate and passionate love... a love that would last for years and years... Read to find out what happens! And review! SPOILER ALERT ABOUT UKNOWWHO Short OneShot.

The Final Battle between the forces of Good and Evil, the Darkness and Light—is it all it’s really cracked up to be? What's the Dark Lord's true weakness? And just where is Ronald Weasley? Rating just to be safe. R&R please! Parody of the final HP book.

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic