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Author has written 2 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Doctor Who.

Name: Kate, but I REFUSE to tell you my last name! :P

Birthday: Its in September...

Hobby: Skating, and I don't count music because music is my LIFE not a hobby :D

Random rabbling: TV shows...well I'm obsessed with anime now, like Angel Beats and Clannad, both AWESOME shows and soo heartbreaking! love them! oh and my profile picture is actually from Clannad, the characters are Ushio (the baby), Nagisa (the girl), and Tomoya (the guy). I also love The Big Bang theory, Vampire Diaries, and of course Phineas and Ferb, and NOBODY is too old for that show!!! :P and by the way I used to be KrazyK0, but it was created with my dads email, so I changed it so it's created with my email now, so I'm NOT stealng her story because it's mine :P I just had to clarify that. And I'm also not a writer, I just write music, but my sister (AKA flower gettin' lady) forced me to write, so I came here :P if you want to check out some of my originals and song covers, too bad cause they aren't on youtube yet :P but I'll tell you when they are up. yeah, that's it I guess...

Ok so this is something I found on xanimeloversHailey's profile, and I loved it so I'm putting it here :P I bolded the ones I am:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life. (mostly...I'm not Perfect)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Another one of my favorite lists, my sister found it somewhere:

37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Harry Potter "You know you're too obsessed when..." list that I found:

1. Here are some more things that you would do if you were really obsessed with harry potter:

2. You’ve made your own firebolt...and played quidditch on it with your friends who also have their own broomsticks.

3. You don’t understand when your friends can't cry on demand, because all you have to do is think about dobby.

4. When someone says "i'm serious" you say "no you're not!"

5. When they say "yes i am" you say "nuh-huh, can you turn into a big black dog?"

6. And you don’t care when they give you a very weird look.

7. When the school bus comes around the corner you stick out your wand arm.

8. You’ve made multiple pygmy puffs out of yarn…and named them

9. You cried when your classmate ripped one of them apart.

10. You’ve made your own S.P.E.W. Badges…and worn them to school.

11. Someone says “creature” you think “Kreacher”

12. You’re convinced that your dog is actually lupin, because he looks like a wolf.

13. Whenever you hear the name “Frank” you think ”the Gardner”.

14. 13.When you hear a different description of a werewolf you say “nuh-uh, that’s wrong” then proceed to explain what the correct description is, shouting when they walk away.

15. 14.You squish every beetle you see- it just might be Rita Skeeter.

16. 15.You always bow before touching a horse.

17. 16.And then refuse to pet the horse if it doesn’t bow back.

18. 17.You were coming back from a trip the night DH came out, and even though you had already reserved a copy at the bookstore, you cried when your mom wouldn’t let you buy a second copy at the store in the Seattle airport so you could read it on the plane.

19. 18.You’ve brewed your own Felix Felicis—and then drank it before your exams.

20. 19. you cried when Hedwig died.

21. 20. you mention something that has to do with Harry Potter and your friends who haven’t read it know what you are talking about.

22. You have feathers in your binder instead of pens.

23. You see something that scares you and automatically scream “riddiculus!”

24. When you were bored you made a list of all the HP characters you could think of.

25. The list was four pages long.

26. Front and back.

27. When you’re writing and it gets a little dark you say “lumos”

28. You’re surprised when the tip of your pencil doesn’t light up.

29. You refer to your least favorite relatives as “Marge”.

30. You see a balloon way up in the sky and you could swear you heard it screaming.

31. Anytime you see a big shaggy black dog you are extremely careful for the next 24 hours.

32. When you heard that the guy who played cedric in HP was going to be playing Edward in the Twilight movie you started to refer to him as “Cedward”.

33. When a stranger asks for your name you automatically say “Stan Shunpike”.

34. The cactus plant in your kitchen is actually a Mimbelus Mimbeltonia.

35. You put a belt around your parent’s “Big Book of Mammals”, just in case.

36. You believe that Florean Fortescue owns Hot Licks Home Made Ice Cream.

37. You have a stuffed animal cat named Crookshanks.

38. You don’t speak to anybody who hasn’t read HP.

39. You call good students at your school “prefects”.

40. You have painted a Dark Mark on your bedroom ceiling.

41. You sleep in a four poster bed with dark red velvet curtains.

42. You are watching the third movie, Snape says to write 2 scrolls of parchment on werewolves. You say “HA, I could so do that!” you get out a piece of paper and write “werewolves” at the top.

43. You cried when Hagrid said “buckbeak’s been sentenced to death.”

44. You finish writing in your diary and you say “mischief managed”.

45. Whenever it gets cold and dark you eat chocolate and then are surprised when the sun doesn’t suddenly come out from behind the clouds.

46. You see a shadow on the wall and you scream “dememtor, dementor!” and run screaming.

47. You spend hours each morning trying to change the color of your hair.

48. You’ve been the same Harry Potter character multiple years in a row for Halloween.

49. You’ve memorized the Hogwarts school song, and often sing it to yourself.

50. You know all of the Sorting Hat’s songs.

51. You have a hippogriff costume hanging on the wall somewhere in your house.

52. Your family has to say a password before they are allowed to enter your room.

53. There is a painting of a fat lady in a pink dress on your bedroom door.

54. You really, really wish you had a skiving snackbox in your locker.

55. When someone says something about a fortune teller you snort and go “yeah right”.

56. You stroke the spines of your books before you open them—just to be safe.

57. You try to catch smoke with your bare hands.

58. You are reading this list right now.

59. You do any of the things on this list!

And an incomplete list that I made(I swear I didn't mean to copy anything if I did) of things that tell you you're too obsessed with Phineas and Ferb:

1) You sit in front of the TV in a brown fedora waiting for Monogram to give you your mission

2) You go up to every person you see and say, "Wacha doin'?"

3) You sit under the big tree in your backyard and read blueprints all day

4) You tell everyone that summer belongs to you

5) When people tell you that summer DOESN'T belong to you, you say, "Anything is possible if you BELIEVE you can!" then walk away screaming, "I BELIEVE!" at the top of your lungs

6) You made your own skiddely whiffers board game

7) You bought a cardboard cutout of all of the characters

8) You tried to build a roller coaster with a blowtorch and some peanut butter

9) You pretend that you switched bodies with a princess doppleganger and order people to get things for you

10) You build an -inator and sit around waiting for Perry the platypus to thwart you

AND FINALLY, A LIST I FOUND ON flower gettin' lady's PAGE THAT I LOVED:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dude … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

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