Hello fellow freaks of nature!

...Yes you are a freak of nature, why else would you be reading this? Anywho, so this EvilDarkPurpleGirl writing, at least I hope it is, and yeah. Whats up in Indiana? (Not that I've ever been there... ugh) What else should I say? Well, I'm totally in love with the Beatles, several different T.V. shows (like nineties sitcoms, including Eerie Indiana, Everybody Loves Landers ;) and other coolness), and lots of really cute guys. I also have fourteen different voices in my head. They are: Zeneah Carson, Daughter of Bridge Carson; Zak, Son of Zhane, In Space Silver Ranger; Jason Kyle, random guy who loves correcting me; Tyler Finch, a real hippie guy who accidentally got sucked into my brain; Vallirie DeLafordge; she likes blowing stuff up; Christain Baxter; her boyfriend who chooses what they blow up; Danyille Dat, a kick butt blind granny; Raphael NoLastName, he just sits there and gets yelled at; Eddie Dogge, she's a vampire hunter, Allen Dogge; he's Eddie's twin, a werewolf hunter and is totally in love with Madison; Madison, (based off Holly Batali) who is sarcastic in between McGiver-ing bombs and beating up Allen.

That's the crew in my head. I get my furniture on Black Market EBay. Special thanks to ultra-best-friend Ellie A. (No, not Ellie J.) Without you, I'd be sane, and no one really wants that.

One last thing. My secret wish is to be able to consume 100 donuts in10 seconds. But you didn't hear it from me. Take THAT WEIGHT WATCHERS!!!