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Hiya! Wecome to my profile! Yay!

A little bit about me:

name: you can call me kittie, cat, neko, neo or neon or whatever you want to call me

age: pick a number from 1 to 20

gender: female

height: probably shorter than you (I'm shorter then a lot of people sadly)

weight: yea right!


Drunk Crossing

I went to school mommy,

And when I crossed the street

I know I looked both ways!!

How could I not see??

It all went so fast, Mommy

I didn't know what was happening

The sun was shining; All was good

Until I closed my eyes; then everything started to hurt

It wasn't until I opened my eyes

Did I see the man in front of me

And only when I smiled at him

Mommy, he started crying

I got to ride in the Hospital Car!!

All the way to the Medicine Man

I smiled at everybody mommy, just to be polite

And they only cried harder

A few minutes later I heard a lady in a white dress say,

"She was hit by a drunk driver,

I'm so sorry, but she's not going to live anthor day"

Why is it mommy??

That people drink and drive??

And I know if that man hadn't, mommy

He would have seen that stop sign

So why do people still do it,

When they hear of tales like these,

It's not right, so why does it keep happening??

Is it depression?

Heartbreak?

Or even because they are addicted??

I'm not sure, all I know...

is that I'm going to die because of it.

Mommy, tell ths to everyone you know

I don't care how mommy!!

But I want them to know!

That it isn't that mans fault for what happened to me

Maybe I should have looked once more,

When crossing the street.

Say NO to drunk driving!


I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working in the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds my gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parnets who buried our daughter long before for time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when the found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-econormis teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. No one deserves it.


Copy and paste this poem in your profile if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.


~~~Nine Things I Hate About Everyone~~~

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


My story:

Ask the Sound Nin:

(Somewhere around September XP)

Kittie: Wow it's already been like a month. 'sweatdrop'

Sasuke: Way to go with the whole 'I'm going to update sooner!' thing. 'sarcasm'

Kittie: Shut up pinky! Opps...

Sasuke: Ok one, STOP CALLING ME THAT! and two, way to spoil stuff.

Kittie: ... anyway! So yeah, sorry about the lack of update, to the tell the truth I'm only like halfway done... but don't worry it's going to be a looong chapter (it's aready as long as the last chapter, and I'm not even close to being done.) And as for why it's taking so long, one word: school. The evil thing started and I'm in like all honor classes (I really don't know how that happened...) so I have tons of homework and studying to do.

Sasuke: Yeah I don't know how someone as stupid as you got in honors as well.

Kittie: 'Glare' I never said I was stupid.

Sasuke: Whatever, and well you probably would be done if you didn't start rambling about unimportant stuff, and start bringing pretty much everyone in like, mpphh!

Kittie: 'Covers Sasuke's mouth with my hand' shhhhhh!

Sasuke: Mgjecsflkmfmkhdlkbgfjkdlvmmmoooo!!

Kittie: ... ok I have no idea what you just said, but did you just moo?! 'Removes hand'

Sasuke No... 'light blush'

Kittie: Whatever you say Sasu-chan, so anyway I don't know really when I'm going to be done with the chapter but hopefully sometime before Halloween.

Sasuke: Halloween?! That's at the end of next month! Sigh, guess I better help, ok if she doesn't finsh the chapter by hmmmm, the end of this month then I give everyone permission to complain and/or throw lots of sharp pointy objects at her untill she does.

Kittie: Yeah what Sasuke said! ... Wait WHAT?!


July 30th, 2009 (2:20am)

Kittie: Uhhhhhhhhh I dont really know what to say...

Sasuke: I do, its the summer of freakin '09! why the havent you updated yet?! I dont care if you were writing a damn NOVEL! it shouldnt take someone THIS long!

Kittie: uhhhhhhhh... well I uhhhh... ummmm you see, funny story really, ahaha... ummmmmmmm...

Sasuke Yes? Im waiting...

Kittie: ... 'well then your going to be waiting a long time buddy, cause i cant think of a thing to get me out of this fix...'

Sasuke: Weeeeeeell?

Kittie: Uhhhhhhh... hey look, a bird!

Sasuke: ... I dont care...

Kittie: 'Darn it!' ummmmmm... hey look, a weasel!

Sasuke: What, where?! "looks around"

Kittie: "runs away"

Sasuke: ... Hey! You little... ! Get your lazy ass back here and update your damn story! "chases after"

Kittie: "continues running" I'll update eventually! Just as soon as I can somehow find what I was working on and finsh it!

Sasuke: What the hell are you talking about?!

Kittie: All will be reveled (maybe) later! Hehe bye-bye!

Sasuke: Get back here!

Kittie: Never!


November 16th, 2009 (4:00pm)

Kittie: "coughs" ummm...

Sasuke: Kittie...

Kittie: uhhhh... y-yes?

Sasuke: whats the date?

Kittie: uhhhhh the 16th of november?

Sasuke: EXACTLY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! ITS BEEN OVER A FCKING YEAR!!

Kittie: Sasuke calm down, im sorry!

Sasuke: oh you will be if you dont update!

Kittie: im trying! i have the worst case of writers block!

Sasuke: youve been having the "worst case of writers block" for over a frickin year!

Kittie: uhhhh... well i ummm... uhhhhh...

Sasuke: exactly! now finsh your damn story!

Kittie: but i need heeeelp!

Sasuke: yes you do...

Kittie: hey! i didnt mean like that!

Sasuke: tch, whatever, just update before 2010... or else

Kittie: or else what?

Sasuke: "glares with sharingan" dont push me...

Kittie: uhhhhh so yeah, i should probably get to work on that story now... "runs off"

Sasuke: thats what i thought

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Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Stargazing by Southern Sunshine reviews
PHOENIX II/BEN BARRETT COLLAB. While confined to his home for the summer, 15-year old Stan Marsh becomes fascinated with a new boy next door. Will the new kid ever notice him? Will Stan go to jail for a crime he swears he didn't commit? AU. SLASH. Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,597 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Mysteries of the Subconcience by PurpleMonkeyCovers reviews
Jaden always thought he was straight, until he started having dreams about a certain black Slifer. How will he cope when his life stops focusing on just duelling and he focuses on duelling and his new crush, who's a guy and inlove with another? ChazzJaden
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,867 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Before He Cheats by Angelic Guardian reviews
While cheating on a test, Cartman accidentally discovers Kyle's secret. Kyle is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Cartman's mouth shut. After all, it's better to risk your dignity than a lifelong friendship, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,734 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Attempts At Charming by Amenan reviews
Stan likes Kyle. Good news, Kyle's single. Bad news, Cartman insists on helping them get together. Will Cartman's totally out of character acts of random kindness pay off for Stan? Or will he be stuck Kyle-less until the end of highschool?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cartman Luuvvvs Wendy by candyluvr reviews
Cartman's really wants Wendy, but Stan's in the way. Kyle really wants Stan, but Wendy's in the way. The two will have to work together to get the one they want. CartmanxWendy, StanxKyle, StanxWendy. Warning: slash
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
To Warm The Coldest Of Hearts by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto is popular; Sasuke is a geek. They hate each other, but what happens with a make over, tutoring and a whole other side of the geek is shown? After all that is just at school. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,671 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saw: The Torturers' Apprentice by Jarryl reviews
Victor, a human trafficker, awakens to find himself in a wide awake nightmare. He must play a twisted game to survive, and before the night is out, he will come face to face with the many facets of his own evil. But can he learn his lesson in time?
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Mistletoe by The Night Kitty reviews
I think the title says it all. Stan/Kyle fluffy oneshot. Please R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Human by goth4ever reviews
Tails chances Sonic and Shadow into human 15 year old boys to see if it works. what happens daring they're day? YAOI SoincxShadow
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Take me Home and Call me Blue by Everlasting Fall reviews
He was only a seventeen year old slave. He was only a twenty year old noble. Why was he picked out of all the other slaves? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secret Message by Ripper Roo Is Awesome reviews
It had to be done. He had to confess his feelings towards him. No matter how hard it was. SonicXKnuckles
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Knuckles, Sonic - Complete
Insomniac by AloneTogether reviews
Naruto has been sent to an all boys boarding school for ‘troubled’ teens, because of a little incident at his normal high. There he meets new friends a broody Uchiha an obnoxious Kiba a lazy Shika a silent Shino a sadistic Gaara & a destined Neji.Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,130 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Our Nights by Articulate Darkness reviews
Haven't you heard the rumors? It’s haunted. There's probably ghost in there and you wanna stay til morning'; And it was just Paul's luck that he ended up getting trapped. In the Old Chateau. Alone. With that annoying rival of his. Eventual Comashipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji
You Know Your Obsessed With Naruto When by narutosfangurl reviews
Just like the title says! Just a list of some things my best friends and I are quite guilty of! See how many actually appl to you! Please remeber to review! I added a second part, after talking with my friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Little Shinobi Horror Tale by Gray Raincloud reviews
As shinobi squad rests in the midst of a forest, one ninja decides to tell a certain scary story. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Bad boy, Good boy by Therrin-Ninja reviews
ONESHOT. . . . There's an Uchiha clan syndrome, and all known Uchiha clan members are all suffering the symptoms, AT THE SAME TIME. complete cracktastic insanity. Itachi's a good boy! Sasuke's a good boy! Tobi's a Good boy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! by Irreversible Interlude reviews
Like all good siblings, Sasuke sends "gifts" to his beloved Aniki on his B-days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friendly Gesture by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Naruto shows Gaara how a punch can be a sign of friendship. *For 00Pixie00*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The signs of the Apocalypse Naruniverse style by Moiranna reviews
Forget everything about swarms of locusts and all of that. These are the Naruto fandom signs of the Apocalypse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
And Then? by animegirl9867 reviews
This is what happens when Itachi and Sasuke meet and Itachi has changed.....alot. Very funny to me and my friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Timing by flowersheep reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Itachi's true power by XxNozomiNoxX reviews
A cute little story about how Sasuke's quest for power is even active when he is a child.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Racing Death by Boejangles reviews
Eleven teens go to Majestic Creek an abandoned hospital for some scares. When a pratical joke turns deadly will they make it out with their life? How will they deal when everything goes wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Bucket of Fun by SalemProphet reviews
Oneshot Now, why is Itachi a bucket of fun? minor OC. Crack-ish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stay Alive: Naruto Style by xXDollMasterHisokaXx reviews
You die in the game... you die for real. Watch as the evil of Elizabeth Bathory unleashes it's wrath on the cast of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007
Saw: Jigsaw's Birthday Party by Kaven reviews
What happens when most major SAW characters are invited to our favorite mastermind Jigsaw's birthday? Oneshot.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Dearest Little Brother by DarlingMalfunction reviews
Sasuke had been waiting for this day a long time. The day when his brother would return. [[ Slight Humor. Rated T for language. Sequel to 'Go to Bed, Sasuke' ]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by ShimmeringJade reviews
Shadow's had enough of Sonic's pranks and jokes. Up for revenge, Shadow style? [ Shadow x Sonic, fluff, no like, no read, no flame ]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Valentine's Day in the Park by Wasteland Soldier reviews
Shadow and Sonic go to the park on Valentine's day. Sonadow obviously. First fanfiction, so slight OOCness.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Misson:Lost Village by Kay Campbell reviews
When Team 7 goes out on a mission to bring back two people from a haunted village, something goes terribly wrong. Can Naruto save Sasuke from the vengeful spirits? Can he save himself? And why are the two of them growing so close? Chapter 12 is now here!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,718 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Can Love You Too by Ciel the Hedgehog reviews
Oneshot. Sonic has been receiving letters from a mysterious stranger whom he's fallen in love with. When Sonic gets to meet his admirer facetoface, what will he think when he finds out who it is?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Ask the sound nin reviews
Title says all! Ask them anything!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,003 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru