Anyone who reads and likes my stories, I am sorry to say but my mother (K.C.R.) being the b!tch she is, snoped around and read one of my stories I was going to upload, so I'm sorry to say, I can't write untill I am no longer being watched by these damn hawks.

~Anyme-Chan

GOOD NEWS!!

I'm going to start writing again! (Crickets) ...meanies. -.-

A little about me...

What you can call me? Anyme, please.

Sex: Female (Sadly)

Sexual Orientation: Bi

Favorite Color: Purple, Blood Red, and Black.

Favourite Food: cheesecake, tacos, nachos, burritos , I'm not that picky

Favourite Type of Food: Chinese

Favourite Season: Winter!

Favourite County: Canada...and Japan.

Favourite Animal: Fox, Cat,...Weasle...

Favourite Fruit: Strawberries

Favourite Vegetable: Pickles

Height: 5'2 i think...

Age: 13

Hair Color: Dyed Black, Naturally dark dark dark brown

Hobbies: Reading fanfics, creating fanfics and watching yaoi youtube vids! And no i do not have a life.

Fave Songs: In The End, and Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

Fav Band: Linkin Park!

Likes: Manga, Anime, Writing, Drawing, Jashin, Sasuke...

Loves: Vegetables, Jashin, Yaoi, someone special...

Dislikes: Sasuke, Preppy people, Know-it-alls, lots of other things.

Hates: Sasuke, Humanity, Relationships, Socializing, and alot of other people and things.

Some of my favourite sayings:

~Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

~I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

~When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of people you hate.

~I hate it when the voices in my head go on vacation because I get so lonely without them.

~I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence for something that happened yesterday. (Or last week.)

~I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

~It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but it only takes 4 to lift my middle finger and say "Bite Me.

~I don't break the rules. I just bend them and test their elasticity.

~Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

~Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

~Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

~What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

Favorite Quotes -

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

Pairings I like:

Naruto-

Sasunaru

NaruSasu

Sasodei

DeiSaso

Kakuhidan

Kisaita

ItaKisa

Gaanaru

NaruGaa

Sasugaa

GaaSasu

Sakugaa (sometimes)

Shikatema

InoShika

GaaLee

LeeGaa

InuYasha-

MiroInu

NaruSess

SessInu

KogaInu

KHR(Katekyo Hitman Reborn)-

RebornTsuna

RebornLambo

HayatoLambo

YammamotoHayato

MurkuroHibari

HibariHayato

DinoHibari

XanxusBel

SqualoBel

(I know they're represented by numbers, but the numbers just confuse me, haha...)

Pairings I HATE:

Naruto-

ShikaChoji

Gaahina

SasuSaku

NaruHina

NaruSaku

SasuHina

InuYasha-

Anyone paired with those damn weak, bitchy, *Sarcastic* SUPER FUCKING SAD girls. (No offense to their fans, I just fucking HATE Kagome and the rest aren't that better. Except Kagura. She rocks.)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Sasuke

2. Orochimaru

3. Kabuto

4. Madara

5. Kimmimaru

6. Sasori

7. Itachi

8. Pein

9. Hidan

10. Zetsu

11. Gaara

12. Kankuro

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Mhmm... Smexy.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Madara.. There's no way he ISN'T hot! He's a 109343495834 on a scale of 1-10!! :D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... Scary... Like to hear how THAT happened... I wonder what would happen... Sounds... Scary...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

OF COURSE I DO! He's like... SUPER POPULAR!!!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!! :D

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sure, some people like it. I prefer Oro/Jira and Saso/Sasu. Hehe. :3

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Omg... They both sound so... Smexy... I love the idea of both~!! *Loves Crack pairings*

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

He would properly throw up, gouge his eyes out, somehow find me, show me, and help me do the same. Or... I might video tape it instead.. it... MIGHT... I mean MIGHT... be a little... hot... *Is shot*

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Kabuto was fancinated when he saw the plant-like man. Was it even human? How did it eat? What did it eat? How did it reproduce? What human-like organs did it have? Was it created? Could it even reproduce? Did it have spores, if it did? -- As said, curiousity killed the cat, and got a puppet a hot master. (Referring to a story I might/was going to write a while ago. (Madara/Sasori))

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ohh~ Sounds sweeeet~ :3

10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

What in the hell was he thinking helping such a low-life?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Madara had his eye out, Sasuke stepped into site. ((Nooooo idea...))

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

No... I would... sounds hot..

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

"Plants!" Why do you ask this? Wouldn't it be his lovers name? Or a grunt? Meh...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

My Way Or The High Way. ((WOOHOO!! :3))

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Run. Run now.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

What else can those tongues do? ;} ((...Hehe...))

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"I'm serious. I saw it with my own two eyes. I know. It was HORRIBLE.. -Shivers-" Lol.

20) How emo is Seven?

Preeettyyyy emo... I mean, he IS hated by his little brother, dead in the series because of his brother, completely alone in life then death, and so on.. -Crying-

Number your 12 fave Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1.Belephor

2. Squalo

3.Xanxus

4. Spanner

5. Mukuro

6. Chiksu

7. Ken

8. Lambo (Mainly olders)

9.Hayato

10. Bakurya

11. Spanner

12.Irie

(I don't know about spelling on any of these-- sorry.)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hmm... No.. Intereting enough, thought I don't even think they meet. ~_~

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Very... Very hot... -Drools-

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would be told and I would fall on the floor laughing at such irony. w

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Seven, exactly.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mmm, possibly.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten. I can't wait to read one. -w-

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

"... -Readjusts glasses- ... -Leaves to tell Mukuro...and me-"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

Oh, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd... "Xanxus meets the love of his life.. someone almost exaclty his oppisite.. in looks." I have nooo idea.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

...Maybe...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ken saw the red head in the cafe, all alone. He looked.. well, lonely. Ken joined to be his unusally friendly self.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

...Sex... :3

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

No

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

No

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

What does someone "Scream" at a great moment of passion when it's a guy? It's usually a grunt, not a scream. Unless it's a lover, whereas he grunts his lovers name.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Disco Stick- Lady Gaga" Oh, gawd... Seriously, don't ask... Just don't...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hot crack gay threesome coming through!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Mmm, does the Prince need a King to.. watch over him?" Hehe

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

What A Long, Strange Journey It's Been.

Number your 12 fave Death Note characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Ryuk

2. L
3. BB
4. Light
5. Mello
6. Matt
7. Watari
8. Mastuda
9. Mikami

10. Rem

11. Near
12. Misa.. (God there are hardly any well known Chars..)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Very hot. ;D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HUH? O_O

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No..
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yeah yeah! :3

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine. :3

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would report to me immediately, so I could kill Misa. And scold L.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

...I've failed. Q.Q

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Errr.. I don't think so.. O.o

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Misa Misa Was Rejected. (In more ways than one.. -Holds up chainsaw-)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Light had always watched Ryuk, the way that the shinigami thought so highly of himself.. It was time to take that down a notch..

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

No

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

NO.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I dunno..

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

RUN, MY FANS! THERES A WOMAN!!!! T.T

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"I can show you the truth.. if you go along." O.o

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"What a Weird Adventure to Find Love"

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

Ryuk!!, B.B. (Though I never saw him, really.. Just looked it up..) Light, L, and Matt.

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

Light x L, Matt x Mellow

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

Yaoi, babe. ;D

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

I don't cosplay.. Right now..

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Vrr, not much.. I have a necklace, a plush of Light, and a keychain.. ;P

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

Nope.. I wanna be a shinigami to hang with Ryuk.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Never tried either.. I'd rather Near/Matt.. sounds crack-ish. ;D

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

I killed Misa. -_-

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

NO!!! I hardly knew him at first, since the show would jump around. The first time I saw him, he was killed and I cried sooo much!!!! T.T

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

Because he also wanted to just find Kira, OR IN MY WORLD!! :D He loved Near soo muches!

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

I will sooo follow Kira. :3

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

B.B. I really likes. :3

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Pro-Kira~!

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

I...think..

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

-Hasn't read the manga..-

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

I believe she has AFBTNTD. Annoying Fangirl Bitch That Needs To Die..Itis..

17. Sub or Dub?

Sub and dub.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

ANTI! She's like another fucking Sakura!

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

...Who?

20. Do you even know who BB is?

A bit.. He was supposed to be L's successor, but in trying to surpass L he became a murderer. Hehe, hot.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Sexy beast..? Er, more like Sexy candy-loving kitten!! XD

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Mello. ;P

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

AWESOME!! But STUPID. Idiot!!!!! He killed Light! Q.Q

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Light.. heh.. Just think..

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

Yus.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

I will.. Someday.. I think..

27. Do you like lemons?

:3

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

Fuck them.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

Er.. Yes?

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Heyup.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

No.. I don't really talk about it since Ive watched it all.. So sad. Q.Q

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

No..

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Noo..

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Nuh-uh.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

Nuh-uh.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

YES! YESYESYESYES!!! PLEEEAAAASSSSE!!!!!!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

YES! -Cries-

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

Sometimes... Once.. Er.. I think..

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

No, duh. :3

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

I might now.. Heh.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Not as much as Naruto..

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasuke, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Zetsu, and Sasori.. Have I ever told you? My first crush ever was Kabuto.. Hehe..

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

CRACK~! :D Specific.. - ItaSaso, SasoSasu, ZetDei, ZetSaso, HidaPein, KisaZet, KimiSasu, and SuiSasu~. My only het is with my least fav char.. GaaSaku.. -Shivers- WHY?!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi, babe.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Nope.. Sorries.. Too Lazies..

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Manga, Posters, Cards, Necklaces, and I got an Itachi bag.. ;3

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Yeah!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Neither, fuck you.. Just Kidding! KibaHina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru all the fucking way.

9. Which team is your favorite?

...Akatsuki? OH! TEAM HEBI!!!!!! :D :D :D

10. Do you support the obito theory?

Not really, no..

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Duuuuhhh.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Zetsu~

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro-Sasuke~ Duckbutt! :3

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No.. Sorry.. I start to cry..

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Same as above. T.T

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Most likely..

17. Sub or dub?

Sub, and dub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI-SAKURA!!!! Damn bitch! Tch!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

...Both? Eh, more funny to me. ;D

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

No duh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd.. Sorry Gai..

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara.. Or Orochimaru.. Heh.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weird.. But funny.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sakura, actually DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!!! :O That doesn't include.. sniff.. killing SASORI!!!! T.T

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yup... Mm, they be sexy. ;D

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yep.. Mm, they be amature-ish. XD

27. Do you like lemons?

Yers..

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Fuck them, I don't give if they know what shit looks like.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

..Yes?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yeah.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

No.. Damn preps..

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No.. Damn alejandro.. Not knowing what Tobi looks like.. Tch..

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No, I'm a good hider. XD

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

A biiiit... Teacher: ANYME! WHAT'S 38 x 5?! Me: ...Uhhhhhhhhh... duckbutt?

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I is broke anyways.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Totally. ;D

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Who the hell would? -_- HE'S DEAD. DEAD, PEOPLE!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Yes, I have no scanner to put any up.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Sasuke is ALWAYS sexy. ;D

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Many. Main is my OC Anyme Uchiha.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Dur-da-dur.

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

-Nod-

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

...-Nods-

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

Actually, I DO read some SOMETIMES..

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

...-Nods-

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

...No... I don't have a boyfriend..

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

I do believe in gay rights.. got me in trouble a bit ago..

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

Well, I have got a friend into it.. We play "Match-up the boys at school" together. ;D

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

I hardly let out I read it.. let alone watch.. Damn rumors..

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

Cough..

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

Who says I don't-- Er, I mean yes. :3

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

XD

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

I'm going to adopt twins and raise them my way, so they love me and allow me to ask. :D

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (I do do some Jashinist things, though.. But it's not really.. REAL..)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (I do do some Jashinist things, though.. But it's not really.. REAL..)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I see this in my future, though.)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (I hate that one. =_=)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.

Im a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet; past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.