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Joined 07-03-13, id: 4835810, Profile Updated: 07-30-15
Author has written 16 stories for Homestuck.

I write lots of short fics. Sometimes I write long ones. I'm indecisive, but expect frequent drabbles.

Also lots of my fic titles are inspired by songs, I usually say which song the title is from in my A/N but if at any point I forget to, just message me and I'll be happy to inform of you of the song and artist.

My OTP is DirkJake, and that is pretty much all I write, though I am trying to crank some Davekat out soon. Also, though I have not once played a Dragon Age game, I have what is probably an unhealthy love for Fenhawke. Welp.

I like music a lot, and some of my favourite artists/bands include:

Fall Out Boy
Lorde
Los Campesinos!
Imagine Dragons
Kodaline
The Killers
Florence and the Machine
Animal Collective
Sleeping At Last
Mystery Skulls
Daft Punk
Nicki Minaj
Lana Del Rey

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while collecting stars, i connected the dots
Most of all, however, you remembered another little boy, sat aside from all the rigid steel and iron in their sharp geometric angles and their edges propped against each other to keep everything from falling apart at the seams. Perched on a countertop with his ankles crossed, spinning a pencil between grease blackened fingertips. [Discontinued.Feel free to read what's already here]
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Jade H., Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
lover's spit left on repeat
Dirk whispers, "God, I love summer. It's nothing but an excuse to go out and have fun that we freaking deserve. Like, it doesn't even matter what you do. Go to the movies, drive to the middle of nowhere to watch the day go by, go get drunk off your face. It just doesn't matter and I love it."
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
your tongue the tied, your lips the shore
His legs are curled against your chest, your legs are wrapped around him, it's all perfect indie romance movie setting yet he's there with his glistening wet lips and hooded, uncertain eyes and unable to kiss you.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
the dirt above, the stars below reviews
You want kiss him. You know it's not time yet.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
i smell petrol fumes reviews
And they say there is nothing better than remembering the feelings you had for the first person you ever wanted to kiss, but then it just felt like TV static hissing in your blood. TW for smoking.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
just friends reviews
Just friends, he said when he grabbed the collar of your shirt and pressed his lips to yours like if he stopped they'd seal together.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
red feet upon the floor
click click
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
and the arms of the ocean are carrying me reviews
It is hard not to fall in love with someone like Jake English, not when said someone is so gloriously enraptured in the beauty of the universe that they become peacefully oblivious to how beautiful they are. Merstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
if brokenness is a form of art i must be a poster child prodigy
Trickster mode, and the way it hurts.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Dirk S. - Complete
so show me where my armour ends, show me where my skin begins reviews
"I beat up a guy." He replies through a mouthful of bloody tissue and swollen lips. You scowl at him, clutching the material of his shirt in your grasp. "And also his friends." T for mild violence and brief mention of homophobic language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
we're hollow like the bottles that we drain reviews
You know going out drinking each weekend like this is a terrible idea, because Roxy's fighting an addiction, and you just want to taste alcohol without regretting it in the morning.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
pull these old white sheets from my head reviews
You're not sure when Aradia Megido, the dead girl that lives in your basement and follows you like a lapdog for her own amusement, became your best friend but you feel as though a line has been crossed when the idea of having a crush on her arises.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Aradia M., Sollux C. - Complete
bury me till i confess reviews
Jake English works at the local ice-cream shop and he's somewhat the pinnacle of perfection.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
a flower in a gun
You know he likes blue. You find yourself seeking out flowers for him.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
only 2 percent of the world have green eyes reviews
A very, very short drabble about Jake's eyes and what Dirk thinks of them.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
You looked pretty darn cold out there reviews
In the end, what sounds better: rain, thunder and frigid cold winds that refuse to let up whilst you wait for a lift from your brother who you're not sure even got your text asking for him to pick you up, or sitting in a snug booth in your town's best (only) pizzeria with very close proximity between you and your crush.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete