ThE eArTh SaYs HeLlO
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Joined 02-25-08, id: 1509924, Profile Updated: 11-29-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Name: You can just call me steffy g.

Age: 16! Actually...I'm really 13, but 16 is my favorite number.

Gender/Sex: Female (Yeah! We bitches rule the world!)

Ethnicity: Chinese. Yes, I do use chopsticks.

Height: 5'7" BABY!!

Info: I am very active, my friends have told me sometimes that I am too hyper for my own good, and that sometimes, I am very bad at comforting. I like people to be straight with me, and I am currently single. Not that that matters, any way. wink

I have another screenname here. It's "gOoD mOrNiNg SuNsHiNe". I write more random stories on that one. It's mainly for releasing stress. But, I plan on deleting a few of those stories in time. Or, just rewriting them, and getting rid of the crap details.

11/29/08: Happy Thanksgiving!!

It's been a really long time since I've actually, I don't know, logged on, but I promise on uploading and editing my stories. I apologize if you utterly dislike them, but hey, I'm trying.

Here are a few quotes for ya'll:

1. Boys are like lava lamps; they're not all that bright, but they're fun to look at. - a pug-loving friend

2. It takes at least 40 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to reach your arm out and bitchslap that motherfucker all the way to Africa! - somewhere on this site

3. Leap, and the net will appear. - Piph's planner (Ugh.)

4. "Shallow girls do. Like me. I'm shallow too. I know it. But I don't mind. To me it's a compliment. Life is short, and short means shallow. I don't need deep conversations. I don't need profound thoughts. I don't need meaningful meetings. I like simple things. I like handsome boys. That's what I like. That's what pleases me. That's what fills me with admirations for the world. Handsom boys. I mean, what else is there worthy of a girl's own love? The love of a handsome boy, that's what. Really." - one of THE most deep things that I have EVER read.

5. "Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." - A Cinderella Story. It sounds lame, but it's so...so...encouraging!

6. "In the wild, there is no Health Care. In the wild, Health Care is "Ow. I hurt my leg." A tiger eats me, I'm dead. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the tiger. You're dead." - Dwight! Dwigth fuckin' rox ur sox off, bitches!

7. "Aim for the moon. If you don't get there, at least you'll be headed for a star" - Willis Reed (I think

Copy and paste if you love Dwight, no matter how freakin' weird he is. ThE eArTh SaYs HeLlO

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to alway deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

As an afternote though, what the hell is wrong with believing in heaven? Besides, what the hell is wrong about being in love with math?

Nerds and Geeks all the fuckin' way:D

Message Sent

Summary: AU. This is in half-email, half-IM, half-blog, half story format. Sakura and Ino are best friends at Konoha Academy. One day, new students come to their class. Heartbreaks, hot dates, prom, and much more! Vote for pairings.

Rating: T for swearing (helps me relieve stress)

Genre: More humorous, romantic crap.

Status: Second chapter being written. Soon to be updated.

Risers

Summary: AU. Sakura and Sasuke have never met. Oh, but they will.

Rating: Again, T for swearing, and a little bit of M on the safe side. Just might be in a blue-whalish mood.

Genre: Romantic, angsty. Very dramatic.

Status: First chapter being edited. Soon to be updated.

Thanks for listening, folks!

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Love can make you and break you by keraQ reviews
A story about Sasuke who is the hottest and collest guy in all of Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. Everything changed when a new girl named Ino appeares. Naturally, Sasuke neglects Sakura until a new transfer named Gaara attracts Sakura's attention. Sasuke is left with jealousy. The story has a lot of depth and emotion even though the grammer sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,003 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Scenes of Life by neon kun reviews
Scene 13 - UNFEARING: "I was waiting for the boy who, despite being antisocial, prodded me to become unfearing."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Song of a Cherry Blossom by scriptblossom reviews
Sakura takes a job as a local club singer under the alias name Saki. But things begin to get complicated when the guy you hate starts to fall in love with your other self. Especially if that guy is Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,580 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Welcome to Camp Konoha by ohscrewthename reviews
When Sakura is mistakenly placed in an all male camp, she expects nothing but pot, porn, and pranks to run rampant. Little does she know that a sickening purpose is brewing...and she's at the very core of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Not As Planned by frumpyrox reviews
Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,254 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Allowed to Love by MangaLover24 reviews
NEW SUMMARY Sakura is the beautiful, new girl, with a secret she's running from that could endanger herself and all of her new friends. Sasuke is the always-stoic, cold-heartthrob, with a couple secrets of his own. Little does he know, he is in for the most interesting year at school yet, becoming caught in this complicated web that this new girl weaves. story being editeddd
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,410 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Avenger's Destiny by Raven Ariana reviews
She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 183,451 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, she knows where she's starting first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When all else fails by Chire reviews
Sakura has an abusive father that does nothing but make her life hell. With a new school and new problems she meets new friends while catching the attention of the most sought after boys at her new school. Complicated much?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Sakura H.
Leave Me Alone! by cluelessninja65 reviews
Sasuke is new to the rich school, and is used to getting any girl without a fight. that is until one girl sparks his predatory interest. now he will ruin her life and have her at any cost! but sakura has secrets of her own. SasuSaku. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,753 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Diary of an ExFangirl by Lucretia Angulus reviews
...Dear Diary, I have but one goal in life: To stop being a fangirl of Uchiha Sasuke... Sakura's in for one hell of a school year.[SasuSaku][AU][Other Pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Boy's Life by Lucretia Angulus reviews
Sakura decides to sneak out from going to boarding school for etiquette. Instead, she ends up disguised as a boy in an all boys school, with the help of Naruto. But what happens when that one special person finds out the truth? [SasuXSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,679 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Assassin by night & Nerd by day by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Her name is Sakura Haruno. She lives life as a fierce assassin by night and...a high school nerd by day! How will she keep her secret safe from her classmates! and how will she cope with having to put up with bullies without exposing her secret! R&R! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sorry Honey, the Bachelor Wanted the Cheesecake by HyuugaVSUchiha reviews
What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Small Town Girl, Big City World by Butterfly.In.The.Wind reviews
She just moved to the city, He controlled it. She was trying to become a doctor, struggling to get by. He ruled the city and had everything at his fingertips, except for a certain cherry blossom.... sakusasu naruhina inoshika nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Play My Song by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Hyuuga Neji. The name of the music star that makes girls scream dramatically and beg to have his children. That is, all girls except a certain one with pink hair. Odd... NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,011 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Dusk by Asha3 reviews
//AU SasuSaku// Disappearing classmates, a suddenly empty house, and a mysterious new student. Sakura's fate took grave twist when she met Sasuke, and her life was not the only thing he is after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Starting with Hot Springs by coolygirl5130 reviews
While in disguise, Sakura has a run-in with the three Hebi males, and somehow manages to join their group in search of Itachi. Let's hope that Sasuke doesn’t kill her if and when he finds out whom she really is. SasuXSaku and NaruXHina. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who would have thought: The story of the Queen Bee by Ventriloquist Draconis reviews
They say their always going to be there when in truth they'll all going to leave, they say you could trust them when infact their feeding lies. In High school you can't be yourself nor can you trust for everyone lies n pretend.SS.ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,026 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Model Behaviour by Anorexia reviews
Anorexia.DrugAbuse.Mild Pedophilia.SasukexSakura. All her life she wanted to model, but when her dream comes true, things take an unexpected turn and Sakura spirals into the dangers of modeling. Will Sasuke be able to help her when he himself suffers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,934 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty Boy Haven by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The New Definition of Me by RainBlossom reviews
AU Sakura is now a first-year in high school and stumbles into Itachi one day- literally. With many trials, and problems with his sibling, will either of them realize that they were meant for each other? NOW TO BE AUTHORED BY AKATSUKIFANGIRL11
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Simple Life of a Rockstar by His-Only-Heart reviews
She's a shy girl with a bad life, he was the popular boy of school in a damn good band. She loved to sing, he was the drummer. Auditions are up upon thousands of girls and she grabs the chance to fufil her dream of singing. Want more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Joker by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. In the Yakuza world, there was only one goal: the attainment of the Embryo. Tied up in ancient history, a never ending war between two families turns Japan into nothing but remnants. "All the cards have been drawn. The winner will be revealed." AMUTO.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Student Council by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. Amongst high school cliches, ignorance was bliss. SASUSAKU. // NARUHINA. SHIKAINO. NEJTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,505 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ice Princess by Troubled Typist reviews
Sakuno's in High School now and decides to join the Ice Skating club. But between meeting a frightening captain, and some mean team members, she's seriously wondering if she has what it takes. Will be TezukaSakuno...of course.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - R. Sakuno, Tezuka K.
Mayday by uchiha.s reviews
AU Her father's private jet goes down and Sakura Haruno finds herself stuck in the wilderness with her gorgeous but sulky bodyguard, Sasuke Uchiha. Will love blossom or will they kill each other first? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Girl I Used to Know by Contrariwise reviews
Haruno Sakura is none other than Japan's most sensational pop superstar. Late night concerts, guestings, photo shoots, interviews and commercial offers render her busy. The best part? She gets to keep her true identity. SasuSaku CH8: UNVEILING THE MYSTERY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,085 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Forget Me Not by the-caged-bird-singeth reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has gone. Left. Fled in his search of power and hunger for revenge. Haruno Sakura, meanwhile, has been left in the dust. What happens when she finds the ultimate solution to end her mind-numbing pain? The cost is huge; can she simply forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hiding Behind a Mask by Quiet Screams reviews
Without my mask of white makeup, I am Haruno Sakura and nearly invisible. When I put on the costume and mask, I become Lady Shizuka, a shirabyoshi, and no matter what people say, I'll not become a noble's mistress. Especially to one like Uchiha Yoshitsune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,608 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Modeling Contest by Lumberry reviews
Adding to the theory of the apocalypse, Tsunade has nominated Sakura for a modeling contest. Told in text messages, emails, and letters.xSasuSakux
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Odds and Ends by LiFeLiGhT95 reviews
Uhhh...Well. Sakura gets drunk at a bar and meets Sasuke. She tells him her most secretive secrets and then knocks out. What will Sasuke do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Black Lacy Leather Something by uchiha.s reviews
An excursion to a lingerie store gives Sakura more trouble than it was worth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Delicious by Farawen reviews
The Naruto gang visits a karaoke bar, and the only song available is Fergalicious. Under the influence of Red Bull, everyone makes up their own version. First up is Gaara. Special appearance by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Stealing Cinderella by spidey007 reviews
Mr. Haruno prized his little Cinderella,Sakura, and chased every boy away from her. But when a new rebel comes into town will he be the one to steal Mr. Haruno's little Cinderella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flower and Ice by angelforshow reviews
Discont.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Attract and Repel by TheBlueGummyBear reviews
ON HOLD: They say opposites attract. And maybe they do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossing Borders by Sweet Bliss reviews
Sakura was new in Konoha and coping with her new lifestyle was tough with whiny servants, handsome men, and her icy master. Somehow Sakura's determined to prove that she can get through it. Not to mention falling in love and learning the way of a sword.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,561 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Timeless by hArUn01004 reviews
One day haruno Sakura wakes up and finds herself back in her 12yearold self. What? Nobody remembers the future but me? Is it her chance to fix the sorrowful past?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Midnight Bath by Dark Shining Light reviews
oneshot. “What—what are you doing here Sasuke?” Sakura inquired her face bright red. “What does it look like? I’m keeping a watch on you.” “NOT WHILE I’M NAKED!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You, Me and My Secret by His-Only-Heart reviews
Sakura is found by Sasuke unconcious in an alley. Sasuke saves her. Sakura attends school with Sasuke. Sakura lives with Sasuke. Sakura has a secret. Sasuke will find out what that secret is. SEQUEL UP: ANOTHER CHANCE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Extremely Utterly Boring Life Until by Lucretia Angulus reviews
[SyaoXSaku] Sakura's life is pretty much boring. That is, until Syaoran Li transfers into her school. High School Fan Fic. R&R please.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Like Liquid Rouge by Trickle reviews
[SasuSaku][AU] “What are you doing, Karin?” Sakura said, raising an elegant brow. “Is that, like, your supposed bedroom eyes or something?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dazzle by princess.hitokiri reviews
[SasuSaku, AU] She, is the the ambitious young model running away from a past where she is to live forever in her older sister's shadow. He is the lost young man, who brings backs a relic from her past but has his own tragic history yet to be discovered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Arranged Marriage by LeadYouIn reviews
When the only way to save Konoha’s crumbling alliance with the Earth Country is an arranged marriage between the country’s Kage and Konoha’s most eligible bachelorette, will romance bloom between those who’ve been denying their feelings, or will they lose
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/19/2005
Invisible Girl by angelforshow reviews
Discont.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Girls wil be girls Sakura will be boy by anime2naruto reviews
Yesh this is my friends computer!Sakura is a basketbal player but when all girls sports are canceled cause of the new principale she will prove girls rule.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Business Arrangement by DKnight02 reviews
UPDATED: CHAPTER 7 Syaoran is forced to marry Sakura under extreme circumstances for his corporation's business funds. Tough situations whirl right infront of Sakura's eyes. How will Syaoran, Hong Kong's playboy, deal with his new fiance? RR, please!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,786 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Smile For Me by brezoflower reviews
Sakura's parents are murdered, and she becomes bitter and focused only on gaining strength...sound familiar? It seems Sasuke just might be the only one to save her from becoming just like him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kissing Contest by brezoflower reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both unwillingly thrust into the largest televised kissing contest in the city for charity. Hope someone brought the breath mints.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Once Upon A September by snow-maiden13 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's known for dominating his school, til a new girl faces him. She's Haruno Sakura & she's a fighter. Sakura receives the 'blue tag' and she officially becomes his next victim. Will she save herself from his cruelty or will she fall for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,761 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All Boy's School, Let's GO! by Nyanooman reviews
Sakura attends to the Konoha all boy's school to investigate the accidents that's been happening there. But in order to do that, she dresses up as a boy! [SakuraxBoys]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sakura H.
His Eyes by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
[oneshot] When the entire world was filled with color, all he saw was white.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Chaotic Angel:Sakura The Man Hater by sasamicabbit reviews
Sakura is the daughter of the most talented singer and richest girls in all of Japan.What happens when she has to move to Konoha and go to a different school with perverted teachers and students,mean girls,and a group of boys who want her as their play to
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sold by LeadYouIn reviews
Tsunade's gambling problems have created a large hole in Konoha's budget a thirty million yen hole to be exact. When Shizune comes up with a solution that will save her's and the village's butt again, she takes it without question. But...oh dear...just w
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006
Same Rhyme by Umi-chan3 reviews
At 16, Mitsuki is an up and coming new singer with a bright future ahead of her. The only problem is-she can't seem to put a certain man in her past. When she's asked to go on tour with Takuto will she be able to make him remember his old life? SPOILERS!
Full Moon wo Sagashite - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,217 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/19/2004
Misty Dreams by StarJade reviews
A sacrifice to save her brothers and a promise to keep silent until the sacrifice is complete , Sakura falls in love with a cold prince but can never speak a word. Based on ‘ The Six Swans’ COMPLETED
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,175 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Konoha Prep School by mingzhu reviews
Chapter 3 is up! Sakura received a scholarship from one of Konoha's biggest schools that only rich families could afford. The sudden change of environment is making her head spin. Sasusaku as main pair, other pairs in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005
School Daze by Clara reviews
Kagome is forced to join her brother's school by her grandfather when her family notices the beatings he apparently goes through. There's only one problem. Souta goes to an allboy school.. InuyashaKagome, AU DISCONTINUED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 1/17/2002
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Freedom reviews
AU. Sakura, a girl sick of being confined, decides to leave and run away. Follow her on her adventures, and hear her every thought as she goes through pain, love, and friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008
My Flaming Hotness reviews
AU. "Sakura, is that blood on your fingertips?" "No Sasuke, I ate flaming hot cheetos!" Oooohhh. Spicy...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A New Life reviews
AU. Characters are slightly OC. Sakura has just managed to escape from her past and start over again. But, what if a person from her past comes back to haunt her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sakura H.
Message Sent reviews
AU. Sasuke and a few other characters are slightly OCC. Sakura goes to Konoha Academy. One day, a new kid...or should I say man? comes. Lattes, parties, romance,love, and drunken teenagers rule this academy. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.