We're two rockin' Harry Potter wizard rockers from rockin' Howard County, Maryland. We love to read, rock, and speak French. We don't have a lot of time on our hands because right now we're freshmen in college, but just know that whatever stories we write we pulled out of our butts.

Have any questions or comments? Don't be afraid to email us!

We know you're probably jealous of our ace username, and you're probably asking yourself right now How did they possibly think of such a chill name? Alas, we can not take credit for this awesome ID that has graced your computer screen. This is where it came from:

While you're there be sure to check out other Jake and Amir videos because we'll probably be referencing them a lot in our stories. So chill.

Including our wordpress account, here are all the websites where we can be found:

If you want to listen to our music, go to:

www.myspace.com/salazarthegryffinpuffs

If you wanna watch our chill videos, go to:

If you want to listen to our sporadic podcasts and excerpts from La Marseillaise:

And if you want to watch our videos in slightly worse quality, go to:

http://www.youtube.com/user/sandthegp

Speaking of references, we have a pretty ace contest coming up. We find ourselves constantly making literature, film, and web meme references. If you can name all of the references found in the chapters of our story, La Marseillaise (every single one of them!), you get a super cool surprise. Whatever means you can think of to find the answers are acceptable, even asking us. But be forewarned, if you do ask us for a hint, it will come in the form of a riddle. Are you ready to take the challenge?