X O O M I S

& S C H M E N G I E

Heh, it looks as if I've picked up a stray since my leave. Schmengie, say hello to the nice people.

Hello nice peoples. :D

Yes. Perhaps you've seen my friend Schmengie around as an anonymous reviewer, and being the lazy oaf that he is, instead of creating his own account, he has decided to mooch off me. We will both be writing from this account, sometimes separate and sometimes together, so be on the lookout for new fanfics.

About Xoomis;;

I'm your average atypical person. I enjoy chocolate fountains, oranges, and pigs. I am fluent in the art of obsession, and use it to my advantage in life. I'm a follower, not a leader, and quite frankly, I'm terrified of people. I celebrate Frostmas (If you know what I'm talking about, you rock.), my favorite colors are purple and green, and I live off of froglegs.

About Schmengie:

Yes, my dears, as lovely Mis Xoo has stated above, I be moochin. :P

I'm told that I'm opinionated and loud, and I completely agree. My peers know me for my less-than-child-appropriate nursery rhymes and love for nicknames. And-LE GASP!

GUESS WHAT?

Your mother is a fraggin aardvark. :D

S T O R I E S

Just a Human; On hold, and most likely will be for some time. :( Sorry for the wait. Hopefully with Schmengie around I'll get something done.

The End.