About me

Name: Dizz

Gender:female

Age: foolish question mortal

eye colour: green

Hair colour: blond

personality: insane

distingishing features: Curvy body, taller than most girls of the current age circle, a lot of freckles which havn't faded away, freckles mostly cover the nose, cheaks and shoulders, large feet and blond hair reaches middle of back.

Further infomation: can't spell due to dyslexia, needs brother to play editor.

Fangirls over

Bleach, Torchwood, Mighty Boosh, Agetha Christie, british comady in general, The Chasers war on everything, the Darwin awards

Wants to hit with a nail encrusted bat

The Twilight series and Stephaine Myer in general, sexist jerks, jerks, 80 of my school

The Ever-Growing List of Quotes that You May quote, by Dizz.

Eh, whaddaya gonna do?

I'll go make a cup of tea. (Said just after something horrible happens)

...The hell?-Me

That's it! I can't take it anymore! To hell with my family! I'm movin' in with the Osbournes!-Christie

He's a pimple on the ass of mankind.

Biscuits are more of aaaaa…weekend thing!-Sushi

Kat: I'm sane, you know.
Sushi: No your not

Sushi’s mum: Se Hwa! Don't use the good towels!
Sushi: Hey! If those towels are so 'good' then why do we use them?

"May we never get arrested in the mall again." – Kat (she was joking)

"You damn kids! You'd better watch out for flying bottles!" –Kat again

"Just 'cause I sing a song about diamonds being my best friend, doesn't actually mean it's true." -Jade

"I WILL VANQUISH YOU YET, CANDLES OF THE ALTAR!" –Jade again

(Singing to the tune of "American Pie") ..and the three men I admire most: the Father, Son, and the Guy Who Makes Toast...-Liam (he was pretending to know the words)

"Oxymoron. You know, like ‘George Bush Centre for Intelligence' or Jumbo Shrimp." – 400 to Kerrigan

"She blinded me with Schrience!" – Kat (parodying the song "Blinded Me with Science" and making fun of our science teacher)

"Getcher filthy paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" – Jade/Kat/Christie/Sushi/ me (at any given moment and the movie Planet of the Apes.)

One of these days, Dizz, I'm gonna punch you in the face-everyone

Sushi: I've gotta do a report on Helen Keller.
Me: The one who couldn’t talk, hear or see?
Sushi: Yeah... And I've gotta dress up like her in front of the class as well.
Me: but she wasn’t Chinese and you are.
Sushi: I know, but I still have too.
Me: That's stupid. You should bring her up to the present! Raver Helen!
Sushi: Yeah!

"Seriously, if I die, I wanna be cremated." – Liam (we were talking about heaven)

Sushi: How is it we keep finding our way back? It's clear that we have no sense of direction. So how are we doing it?
Jade: The evil one is a witch, that’s how.
Kat: she’s talking about Dizz.
Me: HEY!
(We were doing an orienteering exercise on school camp)

Me: Oh, yes, I sure am a witch! And I wear pointed hats, never leave home without my trusty magic wand, and ride a broomstick to school.
Sushi: and so am I! But I travel by bubble!
Jade: hurricane for me!

"Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed." – Sushi to Jade

"Eh. If things get confusing I'll just use my normal excuse: ‘the aliens that made me do it." – Jade watching Torchwood with me

"This is coming from the girl with the intelligence level of a potato..." – Christie describing Kat

Kat: I am not a racist! I have three coloured TVs in my house
Class: laughs
me: Kat, you should put that in the next yearbook, Mrs K!
Mrs K: Well, how 'bout that, Katherine? I'll put it right next to your picture.
Me: Yeah, but what'll Christie (our Indian friend) do when she reads that?
Kat: she can read?

"People put cinnamon in food and then sell it in stores because it gives the illusion that somebody cares." -Liam

I do SO have feet!-when we were making fun of Kat’s long jeans

"You guys are, like, the same height...only Dizz is way taller." – Kat’s mum comparing mine and Kat’s height

"They're not 'orange thingies,' they're mandarin oranges and they're made in Chinese-Food-Land." – Sushi

"(GASP! Point) it looks like Jesus!" - A remark everyone made upon seeing any picture of Liam (before he got a haircut) in my sketchbook last year

"This reminds me of November 28, 2003 for some reason." - Christie

"Oh, look…the ceiling." – Christie again

Christie: Does Sushi’s dad even know who her friends are?!
Jade: Why? Who are her friends?
Me: ...us.

"No! Don't answer it! That's a phone. Everybody knows that the devil lives in phones!" – Jade watching the Ring

It’s not paranoia when you know they're out to get you.

"The Phaaaaaatom of the Opera is theeeeeeeere...insiiide my paaaaaants!" – Kat again

"It's the small pleasures in life that count...like making little children cry" –Sushi

If I was a rapper, you could call me Jadey-J...but I'm not a rapper, so don't call me that." –Jade

“Trust me, I know my own people. For centuries we have gone ‘this is China, this is China, This is also China that is China too...’”-Sushi (talking about free Tibet, she is Chinese ;)

Me: Ok, theres a picture of a wall and in each brick is the word 'nut'
Jade: Nutbrick! 8D
Christie: I was thinking it would be 'walnut'
Jade: noooooo! it's a nutbrick! see?
Sushi: what the heck is a nutbrick?
Jade: you know the song! 'nutbrick city limits!'
Kat: nutBUSH city limits, and I already checked the answers, it's walnut!
Jade: it can't be walnut!
me: Why not?! it's a picture of a wall with the word nut in every brick!
Jade: yeah, in every brick! so it's Nutbrick!
Sushi: oh for gods sake, I'm writing it down and then we'll move on.
Christe: we are so gonna fail.

Moving on!

Unlike most people on the internet, I am open to constructive critasisum, and sometimes people who insult me, they make me laugh, but please, if you are out there, and you have more intelligance than a suprizingly stupid coconut, please, please, please, show it! People like me begin to lose their faith in the internet otherwise but overall, I love attention, even if it's bad, so tell me exactly what you think of my stories!