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Joined 02-17-08, id: 1502559, Profile Updated: 02-18-08

hiness!! im really hyper cause i just had chocolate and thats not really good for my typing cause i tend to spell things wrong!! anyways im new so if anybody has any advice drop a line!! mutters swear words sorry folks had real fun post-it thing but it won't load!!!more profanities

if you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and glue this to your profile.

if you are random, and just don't care, copy and glue this to your profile.

if you think those kids should just give the Trix to the frigging bunny, copy and glue here.

if you think Jacob Black shuld just DIE and leave Bella and Edward alone, copy and glue here.

if you've ever "hit" someone over the internet, copy and glue here.

if you're a procrastinator and proud of it, copy and glue here.

if you think the semicolon is a grammatical transvestite, copy and glue here.

if people think you're mentally insane, copy and glue here.

if you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and glue here.

if you think Fang is hot, copy and glue here.

if you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and glue here.

if you've ever asked a really obvious question before, copy and glue here.(it was "how do you spell glue?")

if you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and glue here.

if you support the 'make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy and glue here.

if you avoid dancing at all times to avoid injuring yourself or others around you, copy and glue here.

if you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and glue here.

if you've ever tripped over air, copy and glue here.

if you've ever pulled on a door that says push or vice versa, copy and glue here.

if you've ever run into a door, copy and glue here.

if you've ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and glue.

if you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and glue here.

if your profile is long, copy and glue here to make it even longer.

if you went to sleep at around 2 am, reading the twilight/maximum ride series, copy and glue here.

if you've ever walked into a wall, copy and glue here.

put this in your profile if you've ever known someone who has/is fighting, has survived, or has died because of cancer.my 3rd grade teacher survived

if you've ever been pushed into an ice cold pool, copy and glue here.

if you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and glue here.

if you've ever laughed at something in a movie that wasn't funny, copy and glue here.

if you've ever forgot how to spell a four letter word momentarily, copy and glue here.

if you or your driver has ever forgot their keys in the car, copy and glue here.

if you totally and completly hate it when people don't care about their grammatical errors in fanfictins, copy and glue here.

if you like chocolate as much as i do, copy and glue here.

if you've ever argued with someone on here over Fang's hotness, copy and glue here.he is hottest!!!

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Why can't I? by Eleix Moone reviews
It's seventh year, and Draco and Hermione are the heads. Draco has always been in love with Hermione. Will he be able to tell her? and Will she feel the same? Dramione, Blinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,439 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost to Zed by Denaliyasha reviews
Z was for zed, because he thought this was the end, without realizing that it was just beginning. A set of 26 BB shorts, one for each letter of the alphabet. Now complete, in 27 -long story- parts.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fang's Secret Sister by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Fang has had a few secrets up his sleeve for a little too long now. Mind reading… a twin sister! Well… it was always pretty obvious Fang kept to himself, but the flock may be in for a few surprises that come with Fang’s Secret Sister. Fang's POV. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,885 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by melissaeverlasting reviews
Max, frustrated with life in general, wishes on a shooting star that she and her friends could just be normal for once. The next morning? Her wish comes true.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete