junnpeihide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. c a n d y c r u s h e d hi! I really like writing crack fics. I like loads of things and I ship CRAZY. Like big-time crazy and I'm not even kidding. Naruto is easiest to write so you'll see loads of those from me. Deeply, irrevocably, and most definitely in love with Uchiha Sasuke. find me on tumblr SASUKEH FOR HOKAGEH |
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The Hyuuga Curse by BWL reviews
In the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets (which made him twitch), multiple orange panties (which made him twitch even more for some reason), and a few other...girl...things. A Light in Darkness Re-Write. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,461 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Fermentation by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
The Rokudaime Hokage reviews
Hinata had once said, "Everyone wants to be hokage." But who will be the one to actually becomes hokage? konoha11fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete