Yuki.Til.The.End's Profile

WARNING: This profile contains strange and stupid crap. Do not read if you are epileptic and suffer from seizures from looking at flashing lights.

About me:

Name: You have NO RIGHT to know my real name.
Date of birth: 05/09/96
Address: Are you some kind of stalker?!
School: I can tell you that it begins with a T. But that is all.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Sometimes blue, sometimes green, I'm not sure which.
Height: I'm not sure who would actually care, but about 170cm.

Favorite Things:

TV Shows: Family Guy, Friends, Scrubs, Blackadder, can't be assed to think about any more...
Animes (Please note that I don't actually know that many, only ones my friend has shown me): The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club, Higurashi no naku koroni, Death Note.
Colors: Blue, Pink, Red oh screw it, who's actually reading this anyway?!
Clothing Brands: Soul Cal, Roxy, Billabong. People think I'm weird that I've never been to Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister before.
Animals: ALL OF THEM!!
Music Artists: Meh.
Songs: Meh.
Food/Snack: PRAWN CRACKERSSSSS!! Sigh Yum...

Which one??:

Pink or Blue?: Neither. Or both. I DON'T KNOW!!
OJ or AJ?: APPLE JUICE!!
TV or PC?: PC
Italian or French?: Italian. French annoys the HELL out of me.
German or Spanish?: German.
Maths or English?: English
Apple Safari or Mozilla Firefox?: Apple Safari
Twilight or 17 Again?: 17 Again, people may hate me for this, but Twilight is just getting BORING.
Dog or Cat? BOTH!!
Sister or brother?: I don't even have a brother. But I luffles ma sis!!
Toffee or Chocolate?: Toffeeeeeee! Yum yum!!
Cath Kidston or IKEA?: Cath Kidston
HMV or WHSmiths?: HMV
Shopping or Kicking random people?: Hmm, I haven't tried the second one...
Scary movies or soppy movies?: SCARY films, soppy movies are just BORING!!

Questions:

Have you ever killed someone before?: No. HELL no.
Have you ever got drunk before?: No. HELL no once again.
Have you ever got robbed before?: Yarsh, my bike got stolen when I was nine.
Have you ever 'accidentally' tripped someone up before? Nooooooooooo... cough cough yes cough cough
Do you feel like life is worth it?: Yes. No wait, HELL yes.
What are your thoughts on moe?: If only based on Mikuru Asahina, it totally SUCKS.

More questions pending XD

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

Quotes. 'Cuz I like quotes.

Never Say Never.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have pie.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

People who say anything is possible haven't tried to pull when the door said "push"

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Walk a mile in someone's shoes, that way when you judge them you're a mile away in their shoes.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done.

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Nor the day after that...

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain ~ Lily Tomlin

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A positive attitude annoys the people who try to put you down - use it.

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

You will never escape the fortress of the moles!

If you like quotes, copy and paste! XD