Well, I am Jojo (the nonpoodle, yes and Fifi is the poodle) and i love twilight. i hate twilight. i want twilight to rule the world. i want twilight to blow up into millions of pieces. I am the ultimate twilight fan. Ultimate twilight fans love twilight so much they can make fun of it. There are many examples, but here are just a few:

hate:

"ha, ha, ha," aro chortled

"Holy Crow!" Bella shouted

love:

"no, emmett, i punched a werewolf in the face," Bella said

are those not good enough answers?

I want to be able to make fun, laugh at, get dazzled by, cry over (which i always do) and everything in between, for and about twilight. Twilight rules over the world. Too bad, wolbachia!

i do love eclipse the best though. Who doesn't love threesomes, werewolf punching, engagements, head cutting, burning, Jane smiling, newborn screaming and passing notes? well, some people don't, but those people are losers who i have tied up in my closet with rpattz, kstew and under my bed with Rachelle and the dead corpse of cam GIGAGIGAGIGAGANDET! anyway, eclipse rules over twilight, new moon and eclipse. oops, i mean breaking dawn.

I am purely insane for only a 12 year old. I want to write purely insane fanfictions. I'll fight u for it, Fifi. fanfictions about twilight. about meeting jacob and Victoria on the train. about getting 5 twilight shirts for Hanuka. about, well, about how much the unauthorized twilight companion by Lois h. Gresh sucks. I want to write and type and write and type until my fingers fall off. I want to have to write when the computers not working just like Fifi did when she went upstate. I want to write, period.

just a few small things... TWILIGHT KICKS ASS... sorta, i guess u can say that.

and Mr. scheiner's lack of teaching skills doesn't make up for his lack of poodle friends. and Mr. strauss's. and soon to be Mr. adinolfi's. just wait, Mr. montagnino, ur next.

I want to write down my purely twilified song that sjsj is going to create on you tube, but I must ask Sam, kiki and Fifi first. I'll call them l8r.

OMG I was just reading part of breaking dawn and realized that Bella technically almost committed suicide. she was waiting for J. Jenks and she looked at the fire next 2 her and was all, "I wonder what it would feel like if i put my hand in the fire," and before she could try, j. Jenks came to the rescue and saved her life... well, sorta her life, do u count it her life?

I want to write down the site to my blog with other twilight stuff, just so u can see a side of me...: www.joleec.blogspot.com

go and enjoy... and here's my friend Fifi's she hilarious: www.fifiteamswitz.blogspot.com

I just wanted to say that I'm on fanfiction.net because I love to write and enjoy making people laugh. Hopefully, my fictions make fans laugh.

Some of my favorite or random quotes said by me and my friends.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:..:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

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Me: I have the forbidden fruit (holds up bitten apple)

Sam: I have the forbidden Panini (holds up panini)!!

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Fia: I love Afros...

Me:...

Fia: What?

Me: OMG Afro is Aro with and F!

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Tai: Sometimes I wonder what goes on in your head...

Me: Things go on in my head?

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Sam: Aaaahhh!! (places edward doll at neck)

Me: No Edward! Don't give Sam a hickey!!

Sam: Um, Jolee? He's biting me...

Me: Oh... I knew that :)

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Me: Do you realize what you just did?

Fia: No, I haven't been paying attention. What did I just did?

Me: Oh, I don't know, I was kind of hoping you would tell me smiles sweetly

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Fia: Why am I the only person on earth, besides Sam, that listens to good music?!

Sam: YAH!!

Me: Um, excuse me? Are you unaware that you listen to people who sing about orgasms?

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Me: My sister has a new obsession. It isn't even funny. Why must it be Harry Potter? Well, at least that's better than Twilight.

Fia: Harry Potter is ALWAYS on when I go to your house... but you're right, it could be Twilight .

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Fanfictions that aren't mine, but you should read anyway .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:..:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

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