In a world where dragons can take the shape of men, the Kingsman Guild is shocked to hear that their leader intends to divorce his consort, Harry Hart, and force the man to marry Eggsy Unwin, a low born dragon less than half Harry's age. Harry thinks their marriage is doomed before it starts, while Eggsy is oddly optimistic.

There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

Quickly, Stiles turned around to whisper in the handsome stranger's ear, "Please act with me on this," before giving the man he had only met less than five minutes ago a peck on the cheek and a flirtatious smile. This was so not the way Stiles had planned his day going. OR the one where Stiles pretends to be dating Derek to get away from his ex.(Fic ONLY updated on archiveofourown)

My one-shot plot bunnies. The range: everything. Warnings inside. Summaries in bio. Enjoy!

While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.

Percy Jackson is sixteen when he accepts Zeus's proposal He looks at Annabeth Athena glares at him He wants to cry out I'm sorry But instead he just smiles and thanks the king of the gods This is what would have happened if Percy had accepted Zeus's offer to become a god at the end of The Last Olympian.

Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.

Stiles is a comedian, Derek is a ball player, they meet, there are mishaps and mayhem, "The Wii Incedent of 2010", sports, video games, coffee, arguements friendship, love, commitment. It's huge, and it's not instant gratification, AU/AH EVENTUAL Sterek, they're all here, maybe not how you're used to them, but they are all here.

AU, FutureFic/Re do of Season 1, Something happens, something bad, and Stiles finds a way to go back in time to change the past and save them all, to give them a future. He finds the way back and then swaps places with Scott and he gets bitten by Peter instead. Now he has to change the events that where set in motion after that event and maybe, just maybe they'll all get to live.

As Watson chases after the shadow of Holmes, he inadvertently brings forth feelings that he never knew existed. John/Sherlock. Slash.

[Stilinski Custom Cakes #1] Later that week when Stiles gifts Scott with the biggest chocolate cake he can find - the words "thank you for my sex life" written across it - he can't help but think that maybe he should listen to Scott more often.

The one where Derek gets bitten by a lovebug and Stiles is the first person he lays eyes on. Hilarity ensues.

Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.

Ichigo Kurosaki, the perfect student. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, the perfect delinquent. Complete opposites, opposing forces...but perfection always was in the eye of the beholder, right? Grimmjow/Ichigo, Chapter 15 begins Gin/Shuhei. AU, OOCness, Yaoi

Jackson is an Olympic Swimmer, Stiles is a pool attendant and kids instructor at the pool where Jackson trains.

Stiles has learned to paint and Derek finally realizes who Stiles really is by seeing his thoughts expressed on the canvas. There's also messy paint everywhere sex.

Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.

Kid Flash: secret sexual deviant and super slut extraordinaire. Superman: innocent farmboy, strongest man -well... whatever- alive, and about to be chewed up and spit out by Wally's aggressive sexual affections. Warnings inside.

Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.

Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. A series of five character exploration pieces about Cinna the Conspirator.

No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?

Ren never imagined that agreeing to give Kyoko a ride home would cause so many problems. Both get in major trouble when a talkshow host calls Kyoko on stage to explain her feelings for Ren and it only gets worse from there on in.

HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.

Four ninjas, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, and Hinata, were chosen by Tsunade to represent Konohakagure, and to an extent, all of the Ninja Countries, to the outside world and the Magical communities. Their mission: guard Hogwarts and one Harry Potter. Xover.

What happens when Hitsuzen shows Domeki the REAL perks of handing over half his eye...Lovely lemon and OCC-ness within! Come on people! They SHARE an EYE...and YUUKO knows! M for a reason :D

When Kadoma lies to his brother, Mizuki volunteers to pose as his girlfriend to help her friend out. After all, no one is ever going to find out...right? SanoxMizuki, KujouxKadoma

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

(Complete) Naraku is dead, and Kouga is now faced with polygamy in order to keep his precious tribe from dying out. Problem is, his heart is monogamous. And to his horror, he finds it fixating on the very demon that slew his men to begin with. KK