Five Things Everyone Should Know About You? 1) im weird and loving it hehe
2)i had alil crush on Taylor Lautner.B4 twilight G&B.but now with twilight...that crush is no longer lil its BIG . .
3) I think i fell in love with ...BOOKS (Stephenie Meyers');D
4)i'm nice ,when i wanna B,and ppl say im like bella .5) I LOVE LAFFI TAFFI :D!!
6) I LOVE KISSING BOOTHS

When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)? I FIRST READ TWILIGHT 2 MONTHS AGO . AND I JUST NOW FINISHED BREAKING DAWN AND NOW WAITING 4 MIDNIGHT SUN 2 COME OUT COMPTLY ,BUT IM GOING 2 READ ALL OF THEM AGAIN UNTIL IT DOES COME .IM HOPPING THAT SHE WILL DO EDWARD PERSPECTIVE ON ALL OF THEM AND MADE ONE ON JOCOBS PERSPECTIVE IN NEW MOON ALSO IM DIEING 2 KNOW IF SHE MIGHT JUST MAKE MORE TWILIGHT BOOK THAT MIGHT EXPLAN JACOB'S PROBLEM WITH NESSIEAND MABY NESSIE CAN BE AN TEEN AGER AND SHE TELL THE STORIE ABOUT HER LIFE IN HIGHT SCHOOL OR JR. HIGH SCHOOL HUMM THAT WOULD SO ROCK Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why? IM KINDA BORH BUT MORE OF A JOCOB IF ITS ABOUT LOOKS OTHWISE I LOVE THEM BOTH 2 MUCH 2 CHOOSE ONE OVER THE OTHER CUZ THEY HAVE DIFFFERENT REASONS Y I WOULD CHOOSE EDWARD OR JACOB.Which Character Are You Most Like? BELLA MOST DEFFENTLY.
IN QUIT , SHY, ALL TROUGHT I HATE BEING CALLED IT I CAN BE ALILlotCLUMSSY.ALSO I DO ENJOY BEING ALONE AT TIMES =/.

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~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Favorite Books SO FAR MY FAV. TWILIGHT SAGE BOOK IS NEW MOON . I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM SMILING WHEN BELLA'S BECOMEING ALIL BETTER CUZ OF JACOB'S LOVE (HE CAN BE A JEARK BUT HIS STILL VERY LOVEING ITS JUST AN ACT ! G&B TWILIGHT,NEW MOON,ECLIPSE,BREAKING DAWN,MIDNIGHT SUN ,AND A.S.O.U.E BY LIMITY SNICKETS(IM NOT SURE HOW 2 SPELL IT ??)
AND NOW :"FALLEN ANGEL (PG-13)Posted by LisaEver"
AWESOME STORY -

What is Your Favorite Music PARAMORE & HEY MONDAY MUSIC .DUH
POP,ROCK,R&B,HIPHOP,PUNK.ALL MOST ANYTHING

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║(o)║ Music Is My Life

--Girls-- --
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys dont want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good, -
but easy. So the apples up top think-
something wrong w/ them when in--
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to--
-- come along, the one who's--
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.--

Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games: MOVES-DARK NIGHT,TWILIGHT,PUSH,TAKEND,FIRED UP(HEHE FUNNYEH MOVIE)
T.V SHOWS-CARTOONS, REALITY T.V AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
GAMES-WII GAME AND RACEING GAMES ALSO FIGHTING GAMES.

Favorite Quotes:

"LIFE IS A SONG AND LOVE IS THE LYRICS"
THE PICTURE SAY IT ALL G&B\ Love ya Taylor . Im so HAPPY they picked him for Jacob

"They r vampires,I guess .I mean, it make sense.And if it helps Bella, it's a good thing, right?' . What?? " ~ SETH
"Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby," ~LEAH
"On his head, apparently. " ~JACOB
"He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too. " ~LEAH
"Lead point? " ~ JACOB
"Looks like it ." ~LEAH
Seth snorts "Funny.Why don'tyou two shut up and sleep? " ~SEATH

"I told you-" ~JACOB
"Did you know that I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?
His name is Shut the hell up'." ~BELLA
"Good one." ~JACOB

"Thats what you get when you let your heart win whoaaaaaa" ~PARAMORE

"Take the baby." ~ESWARD
Throw it out the window." ~JACOB

"Woo! Go Gators!" ~EMMETT
"Florida winning?" ~CHARLIE
"Just scored the first touchdown,"Emmett confirmed.He shot a look in my direction, wagging his eyebrows like a villain in vaudeville."Bout time someboby scored around here" ~EMMETT .

OMFG New FREAKING MoonNew Moon Movie and Twilight News

OK I LOVE TAYLOR AND JACOB BUT THIS WAS JUST TO FUNNY
"He glanced at Emmett, and he walked forwards toward Edward and Jacob. Emmett punched him so hard in the face he fell to the ground, not moving. He kicked him in the stomach once, and spat on him.
“And that’s for...Um.” Emmett said, trying to be clever, he paused, “That’s for upsetting everyone. IDIOT” he said, smiling to himself. He looked proud of himself. ~Forever Broken by Holliiee Pattinson

Emmett P.O.V
We spent all our time in the water sea wrestling. We reached the place where we had left all our clothes to find five t-shirts one said: I WEAR GIRL PANTS Edward tossed that one at me. "Hey how did you guys know? Rose said she'd keep it a secret" I said like a five year old, another said : DR CARLISLE , I WOULDN'T MIND GIVING YOU A FULL BODY EXAMINATION. I burst into laughter. The girls had obviously done this, wow, credit to them. We continued to read the t-shirts : IM SO EMOTIONAL, haha I tossed that one to Jasper "That's so you" I boomed, there was two left one said : BRINGING SEXY BACK SINCE 1901. Edward obvioulsy, i was so much sexier than him. The last one said :WARNING IM SO HOT I BLIND YOU. obviously meant for Alec. "The girls acturlly did this?" Jasper asked chuckling, "Do we really have to wear them ?" Carlisle asked "Of course DR CARLISLE," I was once again on the floor laughing.
We pulled on the t-shirts and the PINK jeans, "these are so me" I said falttering myself. We headed towards the Mercadies but to our shock we found Rose's BMW parked insted. The girls are soooo gonna get it when we gwt homw, i'll find a way. ~Evesdropping by Leanne_Cullen

Statement of Love:

1.

Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2.

Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.

Kiss on the neck

I want you

4.

Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.

Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.

Kiss anywhere else

Lets not get carried away

7.

Look in your eyes

Kiss me

8.

Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

9.

Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

I Don’t Want to Go to Italy
(I Don’t Want to Go to Mexico)

I don’t want to go to Italy,
No more, more, more.
There’s a red eyed Aro
At the door, door, door.
He’ll bite you at the collar,
Make you scream and holler.
I don’t want to go to Italy,
No more, more, more. ~by Crystal & Felicia(this is a funny thing its from a diff twilight wedsit Favorite Activities SOCCOR,V-BALL,SWIMMING IN THE SUMMER,MANHUNT LOVEEEE IT HEHE

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Edward Cullen-sexier than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916
Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916
Jasper Hale-CHarming ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen-quirkier than you since 1901
Bella Swan/Cullen-Clumsier than you since 1990
Nessi Cullen-more special than you since 2008
Jacob Black-Funnier than you since 1991

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Things i learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my hear fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfil spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

Mottos:

1. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

2. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

3. When a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

4. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

5. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)

6. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

7. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

8. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

10. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

11. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows you can make more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle.)

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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